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elise • tma side blog :) • queer (duh)

[knightsickness]

tma had like onee flesh episode establishing that body hatred and body modification horror (plastic surgery steroids etc) is flesh domain which is such a huge fun subgenre to explore and then had every other flesh avatar be a guy licking his lips and grinding pepper onto you from a comically large pepper grinder

[vastcat]

i’m on a full series re-listen and i’ll be honest there’s nothing i love more than when a fear avatar uses the archivist as free therapy regardless of if they’re compelled. i’m on 145 rn and i’m dying at arthur nolan being like “can you believe deigo molina’s bullshit, he just sucks so bad” and gertrude is like “well i didn’t really ask 0_0” and nolan is like “so? i gotta get this off my chest somehow…..and ANOTHER THING i can’t stand about that prick diego…”

[willalraand]

i wanted to make this for a long time

(i only now realised that if not sasha is there jon and tim are supposed to have worm bites and be depressed but disregard that please)

[willalraand]

i wanted to make this for a long time

(i only now realised that if not sasha is there jon and tim are supposed to have worm bites and be depressed but disregard that please)

[ramquest-deactivated20260414]

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao

[thatoneguyletoturnedintoafrog]

not sure if anyone has done this yet but I saw the original template and couldn't resist! Also the image is a bit crooked because I formatted the reference image weirdly?? Anyways S1 Jmart is so silly because every interaction between them is just like:

Martin: hiiii I made you tea I hope your day has been going well :)) anyways sorry for interrupting good luck with your statement! 💗💕😇

Jon: Hate that guy. I hope he explodes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Why the hell would you replace a step with a mirror? I was so disoriented, I thought it was missing a stair at first, and then I realized it was the sky.

[justcallmecornflake-deactivated]

Oh TMA how I miss you

[natalieironside]

What if Magdnus Archived was a killer whale. Hed be Jonathan Swims.... The Orcavist

[kanopos]

"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

[lailas-in-space]

I'M CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[pm5-archive]

Martin: *does anything for Jon, ever*

Jon's default three responses:

[horrid-mothlegs]

I adore the fact that Michael Distortion is described as having a horrible laugh that sounds like a headache etc etc and then Michael Shelley shows up and turns out he's just always laughed like that. Jon and Co. were just bullying this poor man for his natural laugh this whole time

[my-heart-of-heart]

So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.

So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.

So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.

So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.

[lonelyslutavatar]

This is canon now.

[aspenwhispers]

You heard it here folks

[solely-ashes]

This is how I picture Jonny and Alex when they react to Magnus stuff on twitter

[mangozic]

archivist be upon ye