Spoon Rambles

sup i'm spoon n i like anime and villains

[80slesbiab]

[deathscythes]

I will tolerate any treatment. like I read manga sometimes, and I'll put up with anything. I'll open up some garbage manga—you know, I don't wanna name an actual manga so let's just make one up; let's call it "boku no hero academia." so I'll read up on "boku no hero academia" and I'll open up the latest chapter and I'll go, "can I get the touya reveal now, please?” and they go, "no. it’s delayed to next chapter." and I go, "okaaay!” and then I go to the bathroom. and then I come out of the bathroom and I go, "any updates?" and they go "yeah, we’re beating the absolute shit out of tomura. beause we hate you. now take this slight shred of hope that ochako will understand toga’s sentiments about hero society and that some progress will be made, go fetch!" and I go, "okaaay!" and I start reading the toga and ochako part and go, "can I see some mutual understanding?" and they go "NO!" and I go, "okaaay!" and they go, "you’re a stupid little clown, aren't you?" and I go, "nooo," and they go, "SAY IT!" and I go, “I'm a stupid little clown." and then I write to Horikoshi asking for mercy, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "can I please see recognition that hero society is corrupt?" and he goes “no! in fact, i’m gonna have the kids continue to think that villains aren’t people, and hawks probably won’t receive any punishment for murdering twice!" and I go, "why are you doing this to me?!" and he goes, “because this is boku no hero academia, and life is a fucking nightmare!"

[kayleerowena]

watcher’s crown, watcher’s throne, watcher’s king ☕️ buy me a coffee!

[liquidstar]

throughout all of fma winry is like “ed please stop fighting im really worried” and ed is like “winry i appreciate the concern but im so fucking angry all the time every day, so i have no choice”

[floodnetworks]

every day i think about this part in the season 2 q&a i literally hate this podcast

[transhawks]

horikoshi rly gave us the most dystopian universe where cops are idols and have award shows and everyone wants to be a famous cop/soldier huh

[transhawks]

imagine some cop beats the shit out of you for using your powers illegally to like…idk dumb shit like race someone else…and while you’re recuperating from said overuse of force you turn on youtube and see said cop trying to sell you hairgel….

[archerdork]

Have I told y’all how much I love the script sfx prompts?

[thepurplegeologist]

There should really be more geology horror out there, this is Great

[spiralledcupid]

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[kuroushi]

i’m definitely not crying

[webtable]

the fact that timothy hodge from mag006 talked about liking alt girls on RECORD is hilarious to me. 

“She was skinny and had that student look which could have put her age anywhere between nineteen and twenty-eight. Her hair was long, dyed a deep henna red, and she wore torn tights and too much eyeliner. Exactly the sort of girl I go for.” IS IN AN OFFICIAL DOCUMENT king you could’ve just said her name. 

[camphoteric]

[ ID: A gif of Gerry from The Magnus Archives. It starts out as a book on the ground. Then the book jumps up, the pages flipping wildly, and Gerry materializes out of the air. The book falls into his hands. He steps to the side, a hand on his waist, and shuts the book, his form dissipating. The book falls to the ground. End ID. ]

[sadmages]

[Gets distracted multiple times while animating this by how cute Jon is]

[ghostlyrodent]

He was clueless and it was cute as hell

[sasuketheeuchiha]

this is an open letter to the elias fuckers y’all keep saying that jonah magnus, being able to pick his body, would naturally choose a hot one and yeah SURE jonah THINKS hes hot shit but DO YOU THINK JONAH MAGNUS KNOWS WHAT HOT PEOPLE ARE LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME JONAH MAGNUS KNOWS WHAT IS AND IS NOT SEXY. elias is SMOKING hot he is OUTRAGEOUSLY sexy.... by VICTORIAN STANDARDS CUZ THATS WHAT JONAH MAGNUS THINKS HOT PEOPLE LOOK LIKE. Elias has ABSOLUTELY NO LIPS his mouth is LITERALLY A STRAIGHT LINE he has STUPID LITTLE TWIG ARMS and NOT AN OUNCE OF MUSCLE ANYWHERE ON HIS BODY. he looks like the sun has NEVER ONCE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT TOUCHING HIS SKIN he bears a distinct similarity to a NAKED MOLE RAT because THATS WHAT JONAH MAGNUS THINKS IS ATTRACTIVE thanks for coming to my ted talk or whatever and STOP THIRSTING OVER ELIAS BOUCHARD