whiplash

DeVaughn, sometimes V, sometimes Vaughn, always fuckin' great. Starting point guard for the Lakers. What up then?

[vaughn-marks]

Can't even lie about how hype I am still.

[vaughn-marks]

Two games in a row.

[miss-glory-blog]

Okay. Or not.

[vaughn-marks]

My bad. I appreciate the advice, however my current situation prevents me from acting like I'm the shit.

[vaughn-marks]

Two games in a row.

[miss-glory-blog]

Nah, you gotta walk up in the stadium like “I’m the shit, bitch.”

[vaughn-marks]

But I'm not. So I won't.

[vaughn-marks]

Two games in a row.

Let's see how badly I fuck up tonight.

[vaughn-marks]

Text: Applehead

Rocky: Whatever, I thought it was good.

Rocky: Did you get the one I just sent you?

Vaughn: It wasn't.

Vaughn: Yeah. How you do that?

[vaughn-marks]

Text: Applehead

Rocky: Vaughn, were we even watching the same game? I wouldn't tell you were were good if you weren't.

Rocky: .... eleven.

Vaughn: You might think it was good but it wasn't so stop telling me that shit.

Vaughn: whatever I got all of them

[vaughn-marks]

Text: Applehead

Rocky: Stop over analyzing, you'll just make yourself mad.

Rocky: It was ten, stop making shit up.

Vaughn: I'm already fuckin mad but I'm not overanalyzing or some shit I didn't do shit that whole fucking game.

Vaughn: 12

[vaughn-marks]

Text: Applehead

Rocky: Well that's not your fault. You're on a shitty ass team formed by Satan... at least according to my dad... Plus you're not captain save a hoe. You put out your best, pooks.

Rocky: Did you get my snap chat?

Vaughn: I barely did shit that game.

Vaughn: I got all 12.

[vaughn-marks]

Text: Applehead

Rocky: 27 points this game. Good job.

Vaughn: Not good enough though.

Vaughn: Thanks.

[dangerousmuses]

If I was using you, I’d be usin’ you for a lot more than your food. Fortunately for you, I stick around cause I like you.

[vaughn-marks]

You mean you stick around 'cause you like my dick.

[ayanna-pope]

#ohhhhhhhh shit

[ayanna-pope]

I take it you haven’t had any complaints then?

True. I wouldn’t disrespect him like that. Ten rooms? ¿Por qué no todos?

[vaughn-marks]

Me? Nah. The girls come back for more. But I don't like to brag.

You speak my language. I'mma see you in an hour. Better get to stretchin' and shit.

[ayanna-pope]

#ohhhhhhhh shit

[ayanna-pope]

…Good god, bless you. Bless everything about you. You look like you have a strong chin. You’ll need it.

Am I coming to your fancy mansion or what?

[vaughn-marks]

Ay, my jaw ain't shaped like this just for aesthetics, boo.

Hell yeah you're comin' here. Ain't tryna fuck with your uncle nearby. Plus I got ten rooms. We got options.

[dangerousmuses]

I know, that’s why I’m always there.

[vaughn-marks]

You only use me for my food? Cold world.

[ayanna-pope]

#ohhhhhhhh shit

[ayanna-pope]

I mean, that’s how I would if I had a face to sit on. It’s Saturday night and I’m hanging with my uncle.

[vaughn-marks]

It's Saturday night and you could be chillin' with me sittin' on my face. Ain't hard to change plans.

[dangerousmuses]

Nah, see you forget to eat all of the good shit and then I get to eat it, so there.

[vaughn-marks]

I only got good shit in my house, Rocks.

[ayanna-pope]

#ohhhhhhhh shit

Ayeeee. That’s just how I get down. Or how I would.

[vaughn-marks]

Girl, what you mean "how you would"? 

[dangerousmuses]

Just cause I’m cute, huh? If you got rid of me you wouldn’t have no body to clean out your fridge, Pooks.

[vaughn-marks]

Fuck you mean? I got me to clean out my own damn fridge.