vaxisys

hi!! this is a brand new blog but ive been using tumblr for years. my main is @artrealla commissions: https://artistree.io/request/vaxisys

[suckitandseezer]

boygenius and their fourth

[shittymoviedetails]

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

[dunsalien]

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

[brightlotusmoon]

[thesaltofcarthage]

#I think the factory where they clone the white people they put in movies is in a big gray building just outside of Redding CA

@gallusrostromegalus I think it’s amusing that you say interchangeable white people are cloned “just outside Redding, CA” because there’s a line in an old Dean Koontz book, I’m pretty sure it’s Watchers, where a character jokes that all the lovely white blonde women who look alike are grown on a farm “just outside Modesto” (CA).

[rahnesinclair]

HBO: Hey try to be neutral about the ICE topic ok

The Pitt: Our virally successful hot silver fox who is white as the driven snow is arrested by ICE because he was trying to protect his patient from further injury because ICE are animalistic bullies and we want to show that to the wider HBO audience that won't recognize brown pain.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[vaxisys]

sad 2 see u go but I hope u have fun with whatever u end up doing after !!!!

thanks!! i had a lot of fun here!

[vaxisys]

out of the fandom, got bored, sorry, bye!

[vaxisys]

screams in dtk

[vaxisys]

listen if the hot cheerleader and the hot football player dont hook up wyd