So, last night I had a dream about Donatello (it's not my first dream about him but it's definitely the weirdest). Donnie and I were basically about to get it on in bed, and things were getting pretty heated. Then, Donnie comes up behind me and goes, "Check it out. I'm a turtle doing doggy-style." While he chuckles because he thinks he's so clever, I turn around and say, "What are you talking about? How do you think turtles mate?" (Because obviously the doggy-style position is most common in a variety of animal species). So then Donnie and I completely abandon sex to research animal mating rituals and why the sex position was ever named doggy-style in the first place (Donatello was adamant about changing the name to turtle-style, of course). 😂 If this dream interests you leave a comment and I'll try to post more dreams 😏
