Braces Are The Greatest Accesories

// Love to read. Netflix is happiness. Marvel & DC Doctor Who (im in series 7)

[nickmillerday]

AHHHHH

[chewbacca]

He could put “you” at the end of that, and say “I know you.” The idea that these two people know each other, knew each other when they first saw each other. That they recognized each other from their future. Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[nussstrudel]

“All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not. Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)

[thebootydiaries]

person: you look dead

me: thanks

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[cornedbeefhashtags]

I think my favorite thing about September is how completely lawless it is. There are no rules. Someone just biked past you in shorts and a winter coat. A bartender just offered you a pumpkin spice summer shandy. The pool is open, but it’s decorated for Halloween.

[seashellronan]

yeah… lorde was right… it drives you crazy getting old

[veeeerrrrroooo]

Selling 2 wristbands for outsidelands festival 3 day pass Willing to sell one or both Need to sell ASAP Willing to deliver. Accept PayPal, V

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[trashythingsgohere]

[neonanima]

When someone makes you think they’re about to tell you some juicy gossip

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

[t70sgifs]

that ‘70s show 1x10, sunday, bloody sunday 

[sagittariusgf]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

[thebootydiaries]

me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste

mom: finish the one you have sweetie

me: it's empty

mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore