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beardedmrbean

A skilled artisan is a joy to witness

#whoa

kirain

Um.

evilkitten3

i don't think "flex" is a strong enough word for whatever the last three minutes of my life was

theclockworkjudas

That was one of the most beautiful sequences I have ever seen.

scurviesdisneyblog

That’s because Marahute was animated by none other than Glen Keane, who storyboarded this magnificent sequence as well. He’s the legendary animator behind Ariel, Beast, Aladdin, Pocahontas, and Tarzan. Glen is famous for his extraordinary dedication to bringing his characters to life. For the Rescuers Down Under, he thoroughly studied eagle anatomy, and here are a few of his notes.

#animation #so good it made me cry #what a beautiful sequence

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I’ve watched this 6 times

#dance

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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

prokopetz

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

#the fucking cackle I just let out

aletheyass

like sometimes you just have to toast yesterday’s bread put some sicilian tomatoes and a fuckton of mozzarella and oregano on it and call it a day

aletheyass

sorry. sorry it's pissing me the fuck off that people are assuming i didn't put olive oil on this. you think im putting unseasoned tomatoes on my bruschetta. do you genuinely think i didn't pour oil on that toasted bread the moment it came off the pan. of course i added fucking olive oil and salt and stuff like who the fuck do you think i am do you think i was raised by fucking wolves. i didn't mention it because it's obvious. automatic. implicit. did i add olive oil. did i. i'll tell you more actually not only did i add olive oil but my olive oil is extra super virgin in a way your oil will never be because it comes directly from my olives. you cunts

#how much do I love the energy here #SO MUCH

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hometoursandotherstuff

First class rendition of Baba Yaga’s house for Lisa’s chickens. (Look at the bronze chicken feet!)

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#O M G #I FUCKING LOVE THIS

apoemaday

Good Bones

by Maggie Smith

Life is short, though I keep this from my children. Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative estimate, though I keep this from my children. For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird. For every loved child, a child broken, bagged, sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you, though I keep this from my children. I am trying to sell them the world. Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful.

#poetry

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sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

#cooked thick cut intestine #it's a slimy AND so chewy that you cannot break through it with your teeth #just incredibly unpleasant #also mealy apples #blech

cuteness--overload

A group of curious preschoolers visits some beehives in Stockholm

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electricheart

it’s so true that the greatest weapon against nihilism and existential despair is to find joy in the mundane and never stop chasing after love

amnesiaguy

THERE IS NO SAFE AND PERFECT PAST TO RETURN TO. IT NEVER EXISTED THE WAY YOUR MIND IS CONCEPTUALIZING IT NOW. THE FUTURE IS A PROMISE THAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF EVERY DAY. LOVE YOUR TODAY WITH A VORACITY THAT WILL MAKE YOUR TOMORROW PROUD!