[one-time-i-dreamt]

Creepypasta characters were real, but nobody was afraid of them or treated them seriously anymore because they were all washed up and past their prime. Slenderman wore a wig and apparently got addicted to cocaine.

[nyancrimew]

had a dream where i invented a new currency and i had to market it to every country for adoption with a short slogan. i went for "inspired by the penny" with indonesia and it instantly failed a public vote.

[santa-ana-winds]

[dreamyeuphory]

~ Like a train, time went by...~

[pixel8or]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.

Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”

I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him

[vegansheeps]

I dreamed i was a child of Rhaenyra and I was screaming "mama" so she wouldn't attack me or my sister, I was so scared in the dream and thought maybe me reminding Rhaenyra she was our mom could soften her heart. She was unbent though. We were defecting and in her eyes that made us rebels against her reign, i think? I was crying in the dream, terrified of her

[moveslikekeithrichards]

any time i copy paste a message to send to 2 different chats i feel like such a fake ass bitch but im choosing to look at it as the digital equivalent of standing in a doorway hollering so people in both rooms can hear me

[aphractal2]

old deer coincidental framing concepts

[weepingwidar]

Grzegorz Pieniak (Polish, 1994) - Untitled (2024)

[artemisuns]

lowkey the only good thing otto hightower ever did.

[khaleesiest]

[copypastething]

You now have to exclusively go by your tumblr url instead of your name. How fucked are you?

This would go horribly for me, socially

Not perfect but I'd manage

Close to my name already/no issue

This would be an absolute win for me

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[jessica-gru]

A little boy I tutor was wearing a rad Spider-Man shirt today. I complimented it and told him I love Spider-Man, and he looked at me with this very serious expression and asked “But do you love Peter Parker, too?”

[91736]

[minyard-05]

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was