Hey there! Your RDR2 headcanons are fantastic, and I’m itching for more! I’m not sure if you’re still active, but if you are... Could I possibly request some Arthur, Javier, Charles, and/or Sean headcanons about a tall female/gender neutral reader who is insecure about their height? SFW or NSFW welcome. 💕
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I’m not really all that active, but I’m around! I guess you could call it an indefinite hiatus (?), maybe, but I’m not too sure! I mostly just pick and choose the asks I feel like doing if I’m in the mood to write.💘
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Arthur
This man is fucking stupid
For all the insecurities he has regarding himself, he definitely isn’t going to be aware about ANY of yours
And he definitely isn’t going to notice anything is upsetting you unless you specifically tell him
And even then, he’s not really going to understand why you’re insecure in the first place
This is mostly because he doesn’t think you have flaws. If he doesn’t see anything wrong with you, then clearly you don’t either and whatever it is that’s bothering you doesn’t matter and therefore isn’t important or will go away on it’s own
Honestly, in Arthur’s mind, he has bigger fish to fry than worry about whether his girl is short or tall
If he likes you and did enough to get you to like him back (especially since he has a lot of baggage), then that’s all that matters
If you bring it up with him, however, it’s big dumbass hours
“Arthur, I’m just so… tall! Doesn’t that bother you?”
“Tall is strong. Strong is good.”
“But… I don’t look like a lady.. Like Tilly and Mary-Beth and Karen and all them other girls… Doesn’t that bother you?”
“Why would I want you to look like them…?”
It takes awhile, but if you keep it up it probably does get to the point where he realizes you’re genuinely insecure, especially if he’s been brushing it off for a while and your mood starts being affected
It’s then that he’ll pull you aside and just explain to you that he couldn’t give a damn what you look like, since you’re wayyyyyyy out of his league anyway
Probably does that thing where he talks to you for like an hour about how the lifestyle you live is dangerous and love is fleeting so all that matters is that you have each other and blah blah blah
And you have to be like …. “Arthur…. hush…”
Honestly, even when he’s aware that you’re insecure about your height, not much is gonna change EXCEPT he’ll probably try to pick you up wayyyyy more often
Which would be weird except for the fact he can totally do it no sweat
(because I mean… look at this dude….)
You scream and tell him to put you down and he’s like “What? Think I can’t pick up my woman? I’m a lil offended…”
And then he’ll just wrap your legs around his torso and you have to hold on for dear life because he’s not gonna put you down
Overall, Arthur is too much of an outlaw with abandonment issues to worry about looks. Frankly… he sees woman he likes… he gets boner… It’s pretty simple.
Charles
Charles is… both more and less helpful than Arthur
He definitely takes the same approach of like… “Tall = Strong, which is GOOD,” but he’s so casual about it that it’s honestly not going to be that reassuring
You try to bring it up once or twice and he just… doesn’t really get that it’s an insecurity and not something that can be solved with a simple, logical answer
He kinda just assumes that since you’re together, you already know he likes how you look
(Because he really, truly does)
So he wonders why he would need to say anything to you about it other than something like, “you look fine,” if you brought it up
This is okay for the most part… but on the days when you’re more bummed out about it than usual, it can be really annoying
Plus, getting him into the zone where he can talk about feelings is pretty hard
Not that he’s not willing to, I just think he doesn’t automatically know when you’re trying to have a heart to heart vs. when you’re just chatting
Especially since you don’t have that much alone time at camp and are often focused on missions otherwise
So you would really have to pull him away from whatever he was doing to fully show him that you were serious
He’s great though, because once he truly gets what you mean, he’s going to put in the most effort to mitigate those feelings
Not only does he fully express in words how much he adores you (height and all) after you explain, he’s gonna try to put more effort into his actions, as well, so you can feel it without him having to reassure you verbally
Holding you from behind, rubbing your thighs, leaning on you more, kissing your ankles etc.
And God forbid anybody make a comment about your height, he’s going to snap their spine
Honestly, to Charles, long as you’re looking healthy and strong and responding to him normally he thinks you look GOOD
Javier
He likes tall women. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
In a relationship, Javier is honestly just happy as long as you’re happy, so the moment you show signs of being insecure, he’s on that shit trying to fix it
Pretty in-tune and open with emotions in general, so it’s never been hard for you to talk about these kinds of things together (much less anything else)
Though he’s another guy who just assumes that you already knew he liked how you looked, he’s definitely not one to shy away from telling you OR showing you if there’s ever moments when you’re feeling extra down about it
(But that’s not often since he isn’t really shy about loving on you)
Especially if he gets to kiss you and make you smile or laugh while doing it
Whispers in your ear about how much he loves you, hands are always NOT where they should be, creeping up your skirt and trousers, limbs all tangled up when you lay on each other at the campfire, etc.
Probably the easiest one to talk to about the whole thing, as he’s always willing to listen to you and immediately understands what you mean when you bring it up
Since I’m sure he sometimes feels like the shortest guy in the group
That being said, since you’re not afraid to be honest about how you feel, you balance each other out very well
And Javier loves knowing he’s the only one who gets to take you down (SPICY!!!)
If another guy makes any comments about you, expect him to get pretty raunchy about how much he likes you
(For Ex: You wish you were me, bitch!!!)
It’s both flattering and embarrassing at the same time
Sean
The fact that you even gave Sean the time of day is enough to make his pants tight, so he is definitely not thinking about your height
There is probably nothing wrong with you that he can actually point out, and probably genuinely thinks that you have no flaws
He honestly doesn’t even figure that there’s anything you could actually insecure about, mostly because he loves all of you, always has, and probably always will
So to learn you’re unconfident about your height is kinda shocking to him
Especially since he also isn’t shy about loving on you 24/7…
So for it not to be enough to quell your worries… that must mean it’s pretty serious
(He’s like: “ARE YA KIDDIN?”)
Definitely does his best to vocally and physically reassure you all the time (even if you don’t need it)
(He’s not as smooth as Javier is, though)
All his suggestive comments get a thousand times worse, and he’s always at your side or trailing right behind you
Also always wants you in his lap. No matter what. Be in his lap. Aggressively pats his lap until you sit on him.
Definitely randomly points out you guys are together to whoever is even remotely looking ing your direction
“You see that fine thing? Yea, that one… She’s all mine…” klsdjfalksjd
It probably gets to the point where he starts using embarrassing nicknames or getting in the way of being sneaky and you have to tell him to knock it off
(Unless you’re, idk, into it *wink wonk*)
But he really just means well
He just really doesn’t want you to feel insecure about yourself, and would do anything to change that, even if it’s a little overbearing
I know you're not around much these days but if you ever decide to make a come back, I dont suppose youd do some HC about the rdr2 guys and times theyve got caught mastyrbating around camp? I love your thoughts so much they're hilarious and cute ☺👉👈
This ask is very sweet and I like the idea so I will do it... thanks for your kind words and making me smile, anon!!🥺❤️😘
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Hope you enjoy!!
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Arthur
Used to get caught a lot more than he does now
Because of such, Dutch and Hosea don’t really care on the rare occasion they do catch him just because it was pretty common when he was younger
They laugh about it between themselves
And when caught, Arthur just pretends it didn’t happen
He’s like, “I don’t touch myself, Jesus, who do you think I am?”
Or if John jokingly is like, “Saw you the other day, what were you thinking about?” Arthur just plays stupid
Stuff like “See me where?” or “See me what?”
And if the subject is pushed it turns into fighting (Arthur saying that John isn’t much better)
Arthur thanks the lord every day that Micah has never caught him in the act because he knows he’d never be able to live it down
And if a girl caught him… he’d probably never be able to look them in the eyes again
Probably jacks off being going to sleep or if he’s alone at camp
John
He has a lot less shame about masturbating, but he’s definitely even more private about the subject than Arthur
He doesn’t really deny it, but he definitely pulls a “You didn’t see shit!!” Even if the person very obviously DID
Also probably gets caught more than not… It’s just at this point, people have stopped commenting on it
Dutch definitely jokingly plays the “Poor Abigail…” card all the time
It makes John (and Abigail) sooooooooo mad
Honestly, I feel like when people catch him, he yells at them but doesn’t bother to stop
Thinks it’s their fault and not his because it was OBVIOUS what he was doing and they still didn’t bother to check or knock
This has caused fights with almost everyone
It’s a “what did you expect” type moment
The only time he’d ever apologize to is if it’s you or another girl who catches him, and even then he would probably never want to see you again out of embarrassment
Hence why John probably just leaves camp and finds a secluded area to jerk off now(good luck to those who wander away from the fire)
Charles
We love Charles because he just jerks it when he’s bathing in a river or something
Out of everyone, he’s the least likely to get caught, and on the rare occasion that he is, is also the most willing to laugh it off
I feel like this is because he’s the one who accidentally catches other people so he knows it’s not a big deal
He’s so quiet no one knows he’s there until it’s too late
Gets called a peeper because of this… even though Charles doesn’t want to catch people any more than they want to be caught
If a girl caught him, he’d try to hide himself before approaching them later to formally apologize
It’s kinda weird… Just be like Arthur and pretend it didn’t happen babe!!
If Dutch or Micah ever caught him doodling it, they’d never let it go and tease him until wit’s end
“So Charles is human after all!” is the type of shit they’d say and he’d literally want to pass away
Dutch, Molly hasn’t had one single orgasm the entire time she’s been with you so BE QUIET
Most likely to masturbate when he’s bathing or when he’s away from camp and alone on missions
Micah
Everybody at camp has to pray that they don’t catch Micah masturbating
He has no shame and does not care what people see
He’s the “What? I have needs!” and “You do it, too!” guy... which honestly, isn’t even bad logic
It’s just when people actually walk in on him he doesn’t really seem bothered… which is kinda freaky
If it’s you or heaven forbid, another girl, he says “Quit staring, either help a man out or leave”
And if it’s Arthur or anyone else, “I knew you were a nasty bastard”
Like… Micah… you’re the one who isn’t ashamed!!!
Too bold for his own good and eventually Dutch probably has to get involved
They have one of those “man to man” talks where Dutch is like “Micah… You know… Men… We keep our business in private…”
Everyone at camp pretends they’re not eavesdropping on the conversation
It’s the only time Micah listens to complaints, and even though he forces himself to calm down on the lewd rudeness, he is still jacking it off whenever the urge arises
Rubs one out in his tent whenever he feels like it
Dutch
To give Dutch credit for something, he doesn’t jack off very often
Partially because he gets down with Molly a lot, but also because he considers himself to have dignity and doesn’t want to ruin that
The only people who’ve really caught him rubbing one out are Hosea and Arthur, and they probably let it go pretty quick after an apology
Most because Dutch is pretty polite about it
“A man’s business is a man’s business” or some BS like that
So when he does masturbate, it’s a calculated and timed move that he makes when he’s pretty sure no one is around
Also willing to laugh it off when he catches someone else masturbating, mostly because he raised two teenage boys, so in a way, he’s used to seeing it on the daily
God forbid is another girl catches him, though, because he’d also pull them aside to apologize
LET IT GO, KING!!!
Jerks off only when he’s desperate and camp is empty
Kieran
King of bad luck
I can see him with a pretty low libido, but probably gets caught making juice the first time he tries it at camp
He was lucky it was just Charles who saw, who thankfully, didn’t say anything about it
But still, it scares the absolute crap out of him and his desire to jack off gets even lower than it was already
Probably stupidly thinks that masturbating is dirty or a sin or something that somebody told him when he was a boy
And if a girl ever caught him, even if they didn’t realize what was happening, he’d just have a heart attack and die
Like he’d literally pack up his stuff and go
Everyone at camp: We’ve all seen Micah twisting it so we don’t care
Kieran: UHHHHH
Also gets teased by Micah and Dutch for it, except their comments are like “Aw, don’t be shy, be a man!” or “I’m sure you’ll find yourself a woman one day…”
Again, Kieran just passes away
Jerks off when he’s alone with the horses in a field and no one is around
Javier
Hasn’t been caught yet despite the fact that everyone knows he jacks off ALL THE TIME
Kinda proud of himself for this fact, too
If it’s the middle of the day and he’s in his tent, he’s busy
Usually can his volume to a minimum, but if he knows no one is around, he doesn’t mind letting it out
Charles, of course, hears it the one time he’s not on a team mission
He’d definitely not going to stop is someone catches him, but he has the decency to cover himself up
Especially if it’s a lady
We like him because he’s not going to acknowledge it happened later but he will apologize in the moment
Says some shit like, “Sorry, princess…” jdsfhksd
If another guy tries to tease him for it, he’ll take it in stride and just tease back
Especially because he knows he’s not as bad as Micah or John who get caught ALL THE TIME
Prefers to rub one out before bed but he’s not really picky as long as it’s in his tent and he has a way to clean up
Sean
Everyone’s had a run in with Sean when his dick’s been out
It’s practically a camp joke that everyone has a story about it
He’s another guy who jacks off when bathing in the river, except he’s:
1. Not secretive about it
2. Bathes all the time
Sean leaves the water hole and everyone knows that they shouldn’t go back in there until the water is washed away
Pretty vocal, too, so you always sorta know when you should avoid certain areas
The only time he’s ever embarrassed is when a girl catches him
Turns bright red, starts stuttering, looking for anything to cover himself up with while apologizing
That being said, he only feels bad because he feels like he ruined his chances of being friendly with them
Gets teased by the other boys for it but enjoys the attention, plus loves teasing right back
“Oh hush you, you love looking at me,” type stuff
He’s a lil nasty but he keeps it fun and fresh
Jacks off before bathing, and sometimes in his tent if he’s desperate or is already clean.
If you come back to this, would you consider doing hcs for the rdr2 boys coping with bad breakups? 👀🙈💖👉👈😳
I love your stuff btw! Hope the hiatus is going well and you're having fun being absorbed into new fandom stuff <3
JSKajhdhajfskhjdkajsh AHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE TOO SWEET WTF🥺🥺So I just went ahead and wrote this request for you LOOOOOL😎💘😳🤠
even tho I would still say I’m on hiatus.... I was just thinking about Mister Arthur Morgan today and how much i want to sit on his lap and hug him and kiss his cheeks and hold his face against my chest.... So I figure this is as good a time as any to write some stuff for rdr2...
Plus... I really am happy about the fact that people like my work enough to still send me asks!!! I miss the rdr2 fandom a lot tbh because as I’m sure you all have been know... The bnha fandom is a little..... wack tbh..... But regardless, I am having as much fun as i possibly can under the circumstances!!! Theres a lot of good content there...
and just in case u like bnha... you can actually find me at @ihatebnha if you want to read any of my current BNHA stuff (tho im sorta taking a break there too temporarily). Either way, even if you don’t, i appreciate u all for sticking with me and I MISS U GUYS so i hope this does u all some justice!
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Arthur
First of all………. If you break up with Arthur I personally will come beat you up
Secondly….
Honestly, he probably just goes completely numb
He doesn’t have the emotional stability or strength to handle unpacking how or why it’s happening
You ask to break up with him and his soul leaves his body and he’s just “Ok.🙂Whatever you think is best, baby.”
And that’s the end of it. Won’t even let you explain.
This means don’t prank him by pretending to break up with him either because you’ll accidentally kill him
Like he genuinely probably thinks that he deserves whatever it is that made you want to break up with him and that there’s really nothing he can do to feel better about it
Even if was just something like, long distance problems or needing a break
This also hurts so badly because I feel like… getting to the point where Arthur even wants to date you takes FOREVER… He really really needs to trust and love the person who he’s with…
And so to see them leave would just break his heart up into pieces and he wouldn’t be able to handle that all over again
He just… becomes a ghost
Anyone from the gang even mentions it or asks how he is and he just tells them he’s fine and doesn’t need to talk about it
Even if he really is aching deep down… He just can’t bring himself to talk about it because it still doesn’t make any sense to him
And honestly, he just doesn’t want things to hurt any more than they already do by acknowledging them or facing them head on
So he just submits to it all being his fault, it was the right thing to do, that you’re happier without him, etc. and permanently shuts himself off
If you left him, that would be the absolute final straw and he would just throw himself into his work and never look back
And honestly wouldn’t even notice if someone else was making moves on you, that’s how out of it he is.
You wouldn’t even notice something was wrong unless you TRULY knew Arthur
He’s a tough cookie
John
John is the guy who acts like he’s fine if anyone sees him but cries 24/7 when he’s alone
If anyone asks him about it he’s like “I don’t care, it’s fine and I respect their decision… I’m a man, not a baby.”
But the truth is…. Sir… You ARE baby
Honestly…. He’s just saying all that so people don’t really know how much he’s hurting or think he’s weak and try to help
And in a modern setting, Abigail, Arthur, Hosea, anyone really, can’t go to his apartment because he’s lost all motivation to take care of himself
Dishes piled up, laundry everywhere, he’s been wearing the same pajamas for a week, his trash is full of microwave meal packages… It’s just so fucking bad
Single Man Shit
Probably goes through bouts of rage too
Was he not good enough? Did you think you weren’t good enough? Was it the fact that he has Abigail and Jack? Is he too ugly for someone pretty like you?
It’s in these moments that he starts throwing stuff around and kicking chairs and whatnot
I imagine it’s all pretty nonviolent but he still just wants to make a mess to release all that pent up frustration
But he always just ends up on the floor or in bed crying again because he really doesn’t understand what went wrong since he was trying so hard to be a good partner
He wanted to be good for you :(
At least to make up for what he did to Abigail
Probably a couple months after the breakup he starts feeling better…
Picks his laundry up and does the dishes and starts to open up to the gang again
He’s definitely still sad when he thinks about it all… But he knows he’ll get over it as long as you seem happy from afar
If any of the other boys from camp try to make a move on you, he does his best to ignore it… Knowing it’s not his place to speak for you anymore, even if seeing you with someone else does make him sad
And he probably takes some extra time to spend with Abigail and Jack, too
There’s really no one like your family (even if they’re chosen) to make you feel better in situations like this
(Especially since they went through the same thing as him BY him)
Karma’s a bitch, lol
Charles
Charles... My love….. My baby…….
He takes a while to fall apart because honestly, he’s just so confused
He definitely does not recover quickly, but of course, appears to function kind of normally
If anything, he just gets more quiet and distant than before, simply because he needs a lot of time and space to think about everything
And because looking at you hurts so badly
When you mention breaking up, he probably just stands up and walks away
And if you chase after him trying to explain, he’ll tell you that you don’t need to justify yourself, and that he just needs to be alone
However, deep down, he’s gutted and really just needs the space to process what you said and then calm down
He doesn’t want to face the gang, and possibly you, again, crying, hence why he doesn’t come back for a while, but he knows that he can’t just run away from everything
He never thought that you’d be capable of hurting him in the way that you did
And he wonders what the final straw that pushed you over the edge was
He definitely saw you staying together for a long time, and had a lot of ideas for your future, so the breakup was especially surprising and devastating for that reason alone
And he would probably never want to speak to you again
Not really because he hated you, but because it would be too emotional for him to be around you knowing you didn’t feel the same as him
And even though he’s okay with emotions, the gang just isn’t exactly the right space for him to deal with them
Though he probably eventually talks about it with Arthur after a couple months, once he finds another normal, and bonds with him over the shared experience
He would never be able to ask you this, but he wonders if the reason you left him was for the same reasons he’s shunned in society
I think that would hurt him the most… if you didn’t want to be seen with him in public
Even though he knows that it’s unlikely, since he didn’t want to hear your reasons for leaving, it’s something that he thinks about
Even if it would hurt him to see you with someone else, he wouldn’t do anything about it
And as always, he’d just stay quiet, watching
Micah
Micah blames you
Everything is your fault. Everything.
Oh, you want to break up with him? When he’s been so nice to you? So good? He’d literally do anything for you, and you’re not happy with that? You’re such an ungrateful bitch! Fuck you! He never even wanted to date you in the first place, so it’s your fault for making him love you. Sorry he tried soooo hard.
Any semblance of sadness he feels about losing you turns to rage so quickly since he just really cannot fathom why you’d leave him
Genuinely thinks he’s the best boyfriend you’ve ever had and ever will
SIR…????
Despite his anger, he probably is sad deep down… He just doesn’t really recognize it as sadness in the first place
His chest aches when he thinks about you? His eyes sting and burn when he looks at you? His stomach hurts at any and every thought of you?
You’re just an ugly witch who wants him dead.
He has never felt any of these things before, and frankly, he hates feeling like this.
And absolutely refuses to admit to himself that maybe… MAYBE… he just misses you and wants you back…
Honestly though, you will never get word nor wind of this, and before long, he really just does start to hate you.
If you weren’t in the gang, and were ever in a situation where you saw him again, he’d try to make your life a hell.
He’d tease you in front of whoever you were with, talking about how he’s probably the best fuck you’d ever have and that “if you still wanted to fuck him,” he “wouldn’t blame you…” and might even think about it going at it on more time
In a modern setting, he’s definitely a hate fucking type of ex
And if he ever saw you with a new boy, he would probably try to lay some hands on them for even thinking about touching you
AND STILL doesn’t realize that this means he still loves you… But whatever
If you break up with him, guaranteed you’re probably never getting back together
Dutch
Dutch is a tough one… I feel like it really depends on how long you’ve been together, the reason why you want to breakup, and how much value he has for the you and relationship itself
I think he’d be more upset about a long term relationship ending than anything and he’d definitely try to argue with you about any of the problems you bring up
He definitely hits you with the, “you should’ve known what you were getting into,” which, honestly, is a pretty fair point
He doesn’t actually want you to leave him, though… He just doesn’t really want to change
Which is why the whole thing ends up being so T O X I C
But if he realizes that you are actually serious about breaking up, he isn’t above saying that he’ll put the work into fixing everything
Though that’s kind of a lie, since he’s mostly just saying it to get you to stay
If the argument gets too intense, he’ll let you walk away
But only because he’s going to brainstorm about how to get you back
I’m sure this is a given, but none of the other boys at camp are allowed to even think about getting close to you
It wasn’t so bad when you and Dutch were still together, but if he wants you back, everyone is a threat
Arthur and John are given direct orders to not even comfort you… And Dutch even tries to get Miss Grimshaw to be mean to you
At least so he can swoop in and save you… Thinking that you’ll run right back into his arms if no one except him is nice to you
Because that’s where you belong
If he doesn’t manage to succeed in winning you back, the moment he realizes that everything is over, he will 100% start ignoring you
And don’t put it past him to try show off the fact that he’s found someone new to fuck
Honestly, since he’s the leader, at this point, he’d probably just be looking for a good way to get rid of you
Nothing violent, just find a little brothel he can pop you in when the gang’s about to leave some random town
Seems like a good idea to him… Since if he’s not special, no one is.
Same reason why, if you cheat on him, you will never see the whites of his eyes again
Much less anyone from the gang
Kieran
To give Kieran some credit... He’s probably the most in touch with his emotions
He doesn’t respond very well to the breakup, just says okay and lets you walk away, but he’s not above accepting the truth and just crying about it for a while
First and foremost, you need to be happy, even if it means without him
Part of him wants to beg for you to stay so badly… Hold onto the bottom of your shirt and cry… But I know that he probably thinks he doesn’t deserve to and would be able to stop himself
Obviously, you know better than him about everything so why would you be wrong about breaking up?
His work definitely lags and he ends up spending more time with the animals than anyone else, but he’s okay at holding himself together
No one would even know he’s still suffering unless they talked to him about it
Which they don’t, really, and honestly he’s sort of glad, because it gives him a lot of time to think about everything
Which is why, even months after the breakup, if he hasn’t found someone new, he still thinks about what it would be like if you stayed
Daydreams about cuddling with you, about dancing with you, about brushing the horses with you, starting a family, everything…
He wishes it were his so badly
And so seeing you with another boy, especially if it were someone else at camp, would absolutely kill him
And yet, he’d still manage to keep it all to himself. Nothing but his greedy eyes left
Self esteem gone forever… He’d take you back in a heartbeat
Doesn’t help that the poor baby definitely gets clowned by Dutch and Micah about not being able to keep “a good fuck” around
It really hurts… But in the end, he knows they’re right
Javier
Javier probably gets over everything the quickest out of all of the boys.
I just see him as having the most romantic experience out of all of them, so he understands how relationships (and breakups) work
His logic is, why would he want to be with someone who doesn’t want to be with him?
Which makes getting over you faster than normal
Especially since, regardless of why you wanted to leave, he’s going to respect your wishes
Definitely a little peeved at first though because he thought things were fine between the two of you
He’s just not going to bother trying to get you to stay
Especially since he knows that he can be kind of flirty with people even when he’s with you
That being said, if he sees any of the other boys at camp trying to get with you, he’s going to be BIG MAD
First of all, he was there first, so they should know better than to touch someone else’s things
And second of all, it would just feels like they’re showing off the fact that you left him, rather than the other way around
But honestly, he probably wouldn’t care if you found a stranger to mess with. It’s not like they know your relationship history, and honestly, he knows it wouldn’t be fair if he were ever to find someone else he likes.
So he’s fine watching you run around
It’s only ever late at night, if it’s been a while since you’ve spoken to him, or he’s feeling lonely, that he thinks about what things would be like if you were still with him
He wonders what really made you leave, and if you were honest with him during the relationship
Overall, he’d be okay, but would definitely still be down to fuck if you ever wanted! You may not want to be with each other anymore, but it doesn’t change the fact you guys had some bomb ass sex
Sean
Sean is another boy who’s going to be a bit more angry than sad
That being said, he’s no where near as bad as Micah and knows that the anger comes from the sadness
He’s just extremely frustrated that things didn’t work out, and resents the fact that you didn’t even want to try and fix things with him
It’s not like he really blames you for that… But he wishes that he could
Especially since throughout it all, even now, he doesn’t actually hate you, and still wishes that you would come back
He’s knows his personality can be a little overwhelming, but he would’ve been willing to change if it made you happy!
But honestly, since he doesn’t need to anymore, everything about him just gets a bit… Worse
Constantly making a show of showing off for the other girls at camp, always trying to flirt with the girls at the saloon, talking the boys’ heads off about anything and everything…
Just to distract himself and prove that he’s doing fine… That you didn’t hurt him at all, and he doesn’t need you
But even he’s not all that convinced
If any of the other boys at camp start messing around with you, he’ll definitely start a fight with them, feeling like were just doing it to piss him off
He’d lose, though, and would end up just going to bed and crying.
If he saw you flirting with a stranger, he’d be equally as mad, but he probably wouldn’t do anything other than get super drunk in front of you to ruin the mood
Eventually he starts feeling more like himself, and it definitely helps if you don’t treat him weirdly, but he finds that he does still think of you when he sees cute married girls or children, wondering what he would’ve had if things didn’t go wrong.
Especially since he also gets teased by the gang for not being able to hold it down… Despite his constant talk
hey!!! don’t worry about dropping off the radar for a bit, you’re totally fine! how do you like bnha? I’m the same way in that I love the show but think that the fandom can be kinda 😬😬😬
you are too sweet and i love u and ur my best friend🥺thank you for being so understanding!!💜
as for bnha... im not very far yet so its been kinda a mixed bag, but overall I have to say im liking it a lot! honestly a lot of it is sooooo dramatic to me which can be really cringey but its always nice to watch something that does a good job of balancing light heartedness with a good story/a topic that’s taken seriously, so overall its been great (esp since the fandom is active and i dont have to beg for content)...
I also think THe fighting and yelling is a little weird too but i think it will get better the more i watch, which im super excited to do!! i also want to pick up the manga eventually which may help.. overall i just need to get over my hatred of high school LMAO and then it wont be so awkward for me!! Its sad that all the characters are babies.. im not even that old but still... being 15 is like being a babby practically.
honestly tho, now that we’re here... i think my hatred of the bnha fandom stems back to 2016/17 when i really liked voltron legendary defender (which is actually so funny lmao)... bc to this day, VLD is the only show/fandom i’ve had to leave due to fandom issues and i think at the time, i was just salty bc a part of me felt like the annoying VLD fans just moved on to bnha... since ive always been sorta picky abt fandom depictions of characters in shows / animes, this was scary to me for a lot of reasons and still is since .. more fans = more interpretations...
however.... now that some time has passed im just hoping i can find a good part of the fandom to hang out in so that i can enjoy the show IN PEACE the way i deserve!! im finally ready to forgive bnha for. being annoying🥰🥰🥰 (lmao im jk) and overall excited to think abt my own interpretations u know?
ADJDJDKDJAKDNS I LOVE THOSE QUARANTINE HEADCANONS. I wasn’t the anon, but they’re all so spot on and hilarious oh my god. Also I’m sorry about ur series of unfortunate events at McDonalds :(
AHHHDSUHFAHJSDHFJ THABK YOU SO MUCH I WORKED HARD ON THEM SO THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY ILY💚 🥰 🥺 😭 🥳 😩 💜
and thank u omg it was sooooooo miserable (it was 100 degrees out and everything) but now that im home its honestly making me laugh to think abt... ALL I WANTED WAS SOME MICKEY D’s bruh smh :(
hcs of the gang being quarantined in one big house together maybe?? 🥺 lub ur writing
i lub u, anon!!🥺 sorry this took forever!
General
Oh my godddddddddd
They had to stop doing movie nights because there was too much fighting
They tried to set it up such that everyone got a turn to pick a movie but there were still complaints
Now, movies are viewed at random and the policy is that
1. The TV is first come first serve
2. You have to announce when you’re using it
3. Anyone is allowed to join you
This has stemmed into multiple people shouting “IM WATCHING _____” at random times
And yes, people will try to hide the remote (mostly Sean)
If they can find it, that is
The lines between public and private property have been blurred. Everything must be labeled or there is a chance someone will take it
You can risk it, but it’s not recommended since they’re all dudes and will most likely eat anything
And even with your name on a box of graham crackers, there’s still a chance someone will stick their hand it in and steal a few
All the dudes walk around in their Long Johns like it’s not awkward
They have to do their own laundry so everyone is missing socks
Or they have extras
And wet laundry is constantly being left on the ground if it’s unattended and someone needs the washer
Arthur
This dude double dips
He licks the spoon and puts it back in, too
Gets yelled at a lot for this, but never remembers to stop
Everybody is afraid to touch all of the dips now because of this
And Hosea has to start buying separate ones just for Arthur
He’s the one who takes 3 hour baths
I imagine that there’s multiple bathrooms in the house but not enough for everyone so there are definitely times when people are like “WTF, Arthur you’re still in there?” or “Where’s Arthur?”
Usually it’s Charles or John because they don’t mind sharing a bathroom with each other
Cue Arthur having accidentally fallen asleep in the tub
But yea he’s just chilling in there, otherwise
Started the quarantine off by trying to fix up the house… But immediately got lazy
There’s probably a number of things he keeps saying that he’ll “get to, eventually”
The only reason Dutch hasn’t called someone is because it’s a PANDEMIC
Technologically challenged
Barely knows how to turn on the TV and still uses an iPhone 5 that has pretty much stopped working
John has given up trying to explain how to make things fullscreen on YouTube
Because of this, probably spends most of his time wandering around the yard and reading or journaling
Tilly even bought him some scrapbooking supplies, which he’s been trying to use
Little washi tapes and highlighters because she knows it can’t get too complicated too fast
She also makes him an Instagram account so he can take photos or post art
But figuring out how it works is a losing battle, and he never remembers to use it, anyway
“I think we should get a pet”
Everyone: “Arthur... Do we look like we take care of ourselves?
If anyone tries to talk about how annoying the quarantine is, starts ranting about people who refuse to take it seriously
And the conversation ends up spiraling into him blaming capitalism for everything
John
Every other meal he eats is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or Doritos
He does that thing where he wraps a bowl or plate in plastic wrap so he doesn’t have to wash it
Doesn’t clean up after himself
Leaves used tissues, slimy butter knives with PB on them, and crusty socks laying around
Unluckiest of them all
His snacks get taken the most, the bathroom is always occupied when he needs it, never gets to use the TV, his laundry is always moved, etc.
Always ends up using the bathroom when there’s no toilet paper
Texts Arthur for help and then makes an announcement in the group chat about “common courtesy”
Nobody replies
His texts are full of messages to Abigail that all say the same thing
“Help.” + “Please come get me” + “I hate it here”
They’re all left on read except for the occasional response asking if he needs anything from Target
The list he sends back is like four paragraphs long and it’s all dumb stuff
He’s like “FaceTime me when you get there, I wanna go shopping too”
Doesn’t even really want to leave the house for necessities, so he has to do stuff like water down his soaps or steal other people’s toiletries just to prolong how often he needs to go shopping for himself
He’s the one using Irish Spring from the dollar store mixed with water or a block of orange Dial soap that hasn’t been touched in five years
Charles tries to throw away an empty hand soap and John is like “THERE’S STILL SOAP IN THERE LOOK” *mixes water with it*
Steals razors and Shampoo
Thinks conditioner is “unnecessary” and “doesn’t do anything”
Complains about being bored but doesn’t bother to do the things people that people offer
Charles
Voluntarily becomes a recluse
Not because he wants to but because everyone else is too annoying to deal with
He’s forced to start using the internet and when he’s not on the computer he’s trying to block out the noise of the 8 other men he lives with just living
Going on walks is his other hobby
Also probably buys one of those adult coloring books to color
Like Athur, Charles hogs the bathroom
It’s not as bad as Arthur since he’s not in the tub for the whole time but he really will spend an hour getting ready in the morning for absolutely no reason
If anyone asks about it he just tells them that since they’re in quarantine there’s no reason to rush
But he does get yelled at if there’s no other bathrooms available
Becomes a self-care connoisseur
Walks around in a bathrobe and face mask just to try and achieve some sort of zen
Literally the only one who doesn’t walk around half naked
Besides Hosea, the one of the only guys who tries to wake up on time and eat three healthy meals a day
The house is entirely dark and he’s eating toast while Hosea makes coffee
It’s awkward, not because they’re weird about each other but because no one else is awake and it’s quiet for once
Dutch is the third person up and Charles leaves the kitchen by the time he’s around
Gave up trying to do the dishes and only cleans what he uses
Sometimes if he feels like being nice he’ll do Arthur’s dishes, too
But only if he gets something back in return, like Arthur doing his laundry or something
The only one who changes his bedsheets on the regular
Him and Kieran are the only ones trusted by Hosea to leave the house safely
Micah
Everyone is surprised Micah isn’t dead yet
Everyone is constantly fed up with him for something or for just being irritating
And try to ignore him for the most part, which is hard
Tries to defends himself with “Well, you don’t have to bother me if you don’t want to”
Doesn’t clean up after himself, either
John leaves more mess, but Micah does worse stuff
While John just leaves his dirty peanut butter knives around, Micah does stuff like forget to put the mayo back in the fridge, leave the bread bag out and open, forgets to bring his used dishes to the dishwasher, throws his trash in other people’s trash cans, leaves his wet laundry in the dryer, etc.
If it’s annoying and gross, he does it
And tries to eat food that other people have made for themselves or don’t want to share with him
Dutch is the only one who shares with him willingly
Does not pick up his hair from the bottom of the shower
And doesn’t clean the sink after he shaves
Honestly, I doubt any of the drains in the house work properly because so much shaving goes on
It’s honestly surprising to everyone that he takes the quarantine seriously
Accuses people of being sick even though all of them have barely left the house…
Wears a mask inside when he’s feeling salty
He doesn’t even care about the mask, it’s just to make people feel gross and bad about themselves
Besides Sean, he’s always trying to hog the TV
And everything he watches is annoying, pretentious, or both
Complains about there being “nothing to watch” despite always having something on and refusing to stop
Tries to smoke inside and literally always get busted for it
Even if other people are doing it too, he’s the one who doesn’t even bother to be by a window when he does it
His room is always off limits
If you need something from him you need to knock and wait in the doorway
Also does the “You’re too close… Step back, please” thing
And if anyone gets mad, says it’s a pandemic and he’s just trying to be SAFE
Mostly does this to feel powerful
Turns in to Uncle Jr. with all the complaining and berating he does
Uncle is honestly offended
Hosea
The only person allowed to do the shopping
He gave up trying to give people lists because the groceries they came back with were never right
Either too few, too many, not the right stuff... You name it
See here for more
That’s why, despite being the oldest, he’s the one who goes grocery shopping for meals twice a week
Refuses to buy alcohol because of incidents that they’ve had
Can’t stop people from sneaking it, though
Similar to Dutch in that he gets annoyed when people oversleep, but because its quarantine, he tries to not mention it, and at the worst, gets passive aggressive
Tries to make a chore chart for people to follow but it gets ignored
He ends up having to force people to do things by reminding them constantly
He’s the one who starts opening people’s doors in the morning and turning on the lights
Makes everybody start eating on paper plates with plastic silverware because he’s tired of trying to make people use the dishwasher
Arthur doesn’t know how, John doesn’t put his plates in the right place, Charles refuses to since no one else contributes to keeping it neat, Micah doesn’t even know they have one, Kieran also can’t fill it correctly...
Basically, it’s too much for Hosea to handle
His dinners are all Costco pre-made meals that can be made quickly
Frozen lasagna and prepackaged salad type stuff
He’s the guy who falls asleep on the couch sitting up while watching TV and if you try to talk to him he says “I’m awake” without opening his eyes
And if he’s using it, don’t even think about suggesting to change the channel
The answer is and always will be no
Even when he’s not really paying attention
And it’s either on the History Channel or Discovery Channel
Always complaining about how cold his feet are
Doesn’t let anyone touch the thermostat
He’s an in real life Elf on the Shelf
Dutch
If anyone, and I mean anyone starts sleeping in, he gets in a really pissy mood
“While I’m up, doing work for you, you’re sitting in bed being lazy!!!” and “What do you mean you don’t understand why! Why should I have to tell you why wasting the day is annoying to all those who are working!”
Even despite this, he can’t actually change the fact that no one wakes up on time
And it’s not like the work he’s doing for them is very important
He’s the one who thinks that a pandemic is the perfect time to be or do something useful
Eat healthy, write a book, pump iron… Anything
And when people complain about being useless he’s like “You have all this free time!!!1! Stop complaining!!! You can do anything!!!”
And if he’s doing something he considers useful, yells at people who try to bother him
Arthur: “Hosea wanted to know-”
Dutch: *doing sit ups* “CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY?”
When it’s his turn to cook dinner, he’s making 8 boxes of Trader Joe’s mac and cheese in a huge pot and calling a meal
Literally the only meal no one complains about
He won’t clean the pot when it’s finished, though
Literally just cooks and leaves it out for someone else to deal with
Another self-care aficionado
Also walks around in a bathrobe and face mask
He’s worse than Charles though, because while Charles wears pants... Dutch will be booty ass naked under his
Also keeps trying to make homemade masks and scrubs and walks around in those, too
He’s like “This is a good one, I can tell already”
Everyone: “Dutch... is that... mayo... in your hair?”
Annoyingly good at monopoly
Does not invite Molly over and gets yelled at over FaceTime
Cue everyone eavesdropping on their arguments
Goes on power walks
Yells at people when they listen to loud music with swear words
Honestly, always yelling at people
“Can somebody get me my slippers? Arthur? John? Hosea? AnYoNe!!!”
Kieran
Spends the least time in the bathroom because he’s afraid of getting yelled at
Does everything in five minute increments
Except for showers, when he allows himself ten minutes
Barely
Most of what he eats is just microwave popcorn and shredded cheese
He’s the one asking people if they want to go on “family walks” with him
Literally no one joins him
Also tries to play board games with everyone
This goes a little better at least because Hosea will sometimes play and if he’s there, a few people will definitely join
Very bad at monopoly
The most conscious about wearing a mask
The others wear them but Kieran is the one who wears double masks, gloves, and carries around Febreeze
Also will get mad if anyone forgets their “safety equipment”
Or if they’re within six feet of him in public
Props to him though for staying healthy
I’ve mentioned this before, but... Spends most of his time playing games on a big tablet wearing headphones
Candy Crush and FarmVille and Words with Friends and stuff like that
Though all of his internet friends are weird old ladies he doesn’t know
Everyone is mad at him for sending non-stop game notifications, too
Hosea is the only one who responds to any of them
He’ll never admit this, though
Also tries to start doing arts and crafts
Mary-Beth started telling him about the various crafts she’s been doing, so he’s started trying to follow along, too
Things like crocheting or popsicle stick art
His stuff all looks bad, but he’s just happy to be doing it
And to be FaceTiming Mary-Beth
When he gets to choose a movie, he’s picking a “family-friendly” movie like Inside Out or Lilo and Stitch
Everyone starts out being mad but they all end up watching the whole thing without complaining
Heated debates ensue, too
For example, like about whether Flynn should’ve cut Repunzel’s hair in Tangled
“YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG?”
Charles + Arthur vs. Dutch + Bill
Makes meatloaf or Hamburger Helper like once a week
They’re basically the only thing he knows how to make
Sides with Arthur when he suggests getting a pet
Wears a Snuggie
Doesn’t change his socks
Javier
Plays his own music very loudly and won’t turn it off or down if you ask
Either that or he’s practicing guitar
It’s not really that bad but when you can’t escape it.... People get mad
The only saving grace is that the singing is usually in Spanish so it’s not as bothersome
The door to his room is always closed
Refuses to open it
To talk to him, you have to knock and then he’ll exit
Dutch is the only one allowed in and he thinks Javier’s rules about entering are creepy so never does it
Javier cooks his own food and won’t share
Only makes enough for exactly one person so even if he wanted to, there’s not enough
Eats dinner in his room to prevent people from bothering him or asking for some
However, he has the biggest stash of quarantine snacks…
No one knows where he gets them
And getting him to share is like trying to do a drug deal, but he’s not against it as long as he gets something in return
He didn’t personally cook all these snacks so the rules are different
His room is full of scented candles to make it smell better since the whole house kinda smells like Boy
Buys a gamer chair at the start of quarantine
Claims it’s more comfortable than the office chair that Dutch and Hosea chose for everyone
Everyone is jealous
Wears fuzzy pajama pants only
Sean
Sean is the one sleeping in
Never sleeps in his bed and just falls asleep wherever, basically
Usually the couch
Because he’s always snoozing, he’s the one who watches the most TV
Micah claims this isn’t “fair,” despite doing the same thing
And even if he’s not watching TV, he’s just using the couch to watch Tik Toks full volume
Tries to make his own Tik Toks, but they either stink or no one wants to participate
Constantly having people get mad at him for recording them
Stopped wearing clothes the moment quarantine started
Always in a tank top and his underpants
It’s kinda weird
People cared at first but by now they can’t be bothered to complain since they’re
1. Used to it
2. Probably start doing the same thing
Leaves his laundry laying around
Also won’t share anything he’s eating
Gets mad when people steal food
Doesn’t address anyone in particular though, just walks around yelling about how “nobody has the common decency not to steal”
Has food delivered almost every other day
No one knows where he’s getting the money from, either
Everyone think it’s a waste
Mostly because he doesn’t share, but also because all hell broke loose when Hosea found out about an expense called “delivery fees”
Also has a stick up his ass about wasting food
Started yelling about this randomly, too
If he can’t force someone else to finish leftovers, he forces himself to finish them
Probably gets caught watching a certain type of nasty video a lot
Lowkey it probably happens to everybody at least once
Yells at anti-maskers
Tries to wrestle the other boys and gets his ass handed to him
Bill
Possessive of everything
Usually he’s not this bad but being cooped up with a bunch of thieves and liars doesn’t make him confident that his Circus Animal cookies will last very long
Doesn’t share anything and very adamant about making sure there’s labels on things so nothing gets mixed up
Also makes his own space in the fridge with tape
BILL’S SPACE DO NOT TOUCH
And will start yelling in anything is moved
Not as bad as Sean though because he only cares about his own stuff
The whole thing is super hypocritical though, because he definitely steals other people’s stuff
If he gets caught, claims “it’s only fair”
Hosea has to buy him soap because he won’t buy it himself
Definitely the one who learns how to make prison hooch with cranberry juice and yeast
And the one who eats all of the ice cream
Even the nasty flavors
Wears the same clothes everyday because since he’s not working, “they’re not dirty”
They start getting holes in them, though
If anyone tries to suggest something for him to do, he gets mad and claims he “knows how to entertain himself”
Also constantly accusing people of being in his space or business
Ends up starting a ton of fights over this and then complaining about how mean everyone is to him
He’s not doing it on purpose, though
Ends up buying some kind of gaming console to pass the time
If he buys an Xbox, he shares with the rest of the boys
If he buys a nintendo switch, he starts playing Animal Crossing and doesn’t put it down for weeks
Out of everyone… He’s the one who takes the pandemic the least serious
He follows the rules because he doesn’t want to be eaten alive by any of the boys, but he probably thought the virus was a hoax at first
He learned his lesson the first time he tried to go out without a mask and got locked in the car, though
ik this is a bit odd, but can you do some hc about micah as a kid/teen like his family life and stuff idk
This totally isn’t odd at all, anon! I love writing / thinking about this kind of topic too so I’m so happy you asked! Obviously, I’m taking some liberties here to create more of a narrative / backstory... but I hope you like it anyway!
I’m sorry that they’re not the happiest…. If u want happy just send me another request and i gotchu!!
I also couldn’t decide if u wanted in game or modern so I just did both LOL
In Game
As far as we know, Micah is the third of his line and has a (younger) brother, Amos
It’s honestly pretty easy to see Micah growing up without a mother...
Either because she left or because she died when he was very young
And because his father is an outlaw, Micah has a hard time getting a straight story out of him of what happened to her anyway
One thing that he probably knows for sure, however, is the fact that his father was probably very abusive to her, mostly because we can infer that he was abusive to Micah, as well
Hence why her leaving, dying, or getting left behind isn’t an implausible thought
That being said, everyone loves their mother, and I think the lack of growing up with one definitely is part of what makes him so cruel, angry, and bitter
Especially as he’s growing up, since part of him feels like he was robbed of being loved
This is also pretty ironic because this situation is very close to that of Arthur’s... as he also has a dead mother and outlaw father
That’s why, I think, in a way, Micah trying to follow in his father's footsteps was and is a defense mechanism
It acts as a way to both protect himself from his father’s wrath and a way for him to do something other than sit around and be miserable
Or in Amos’ case, as his father probably says, being useless
You know, the “if you can’t beat them, join them” mentality
I think that while initially Micah went along with his father’s demands just to placate his anger, eventually, doing as his father asked and following without question was the only thing that really got him praise and made him feel proud of himself
This is also part of why Micah wants to be and feel like a survivor so badly
And how he starts to feel a sense of pride in his name, too
Despite also being someone who definitely likes receiving praise from people he thinks he’s supposed to respect
Despite the fact that he supposedly ran with his brother for a time, his brother is a lot more empathetic than him, and I can see how this may be what caused the rift between them a long, long time ago
Back when they were kids, even, and Micah still chased squirrels with sticks for fun
When he first started acting like his father, Amos questioned, begged him even, to stop doing senseless and reckless things for attention
And this was such that, when they did start running things together, Micah still held this feeling of resentment toward Amos for being better than him, kinder, that hasn’t, and will never, go away
And Micah, having never really known love, doesn’t know what else there is to do other than hate him for this
Growing up hungry never did anyone any favors, anyway
Modern
I think that in a more modern setting, Micah would be what some might consider white trash
He grows up poor, with a drunk daddy who’s not around and constantly in trouble with the law
The only difference I imagine is that in modern times, his mother is around for a little while longer
In this case, he has memories or her holding him and telling him she loves him and his brother
This is why her eventual leaving makes him into a bitter and angry person in this case, as well, despite the fact that Micah knows that she loved him
Though one can see how he probably started being mean to her, too, just like his father
Parents aside, he lives in a small house with a big yard
He has to share a room with Amos, which he resents
And if his dad isn’t drunk, he’s asleep in front of the tv or God knows where
Despite all of the fighting and their differences, Micah cooks and Amos cleans
Mostly because Micah doesn’t mind stealing the food they eat (even at this young age)
As a kid, he also plays in the yard a lot
They probably have a couple balls lying around and some garden tools that they play with
Carves his name into the fence once and gets chewed out by his father
Or he goes over to the houses of other kids in the neighborhood to hang out and eat dinner with them
The other moms always make him bring Amos so he can eat, too
Despite him and the other boys being mean to and wrassling with and bullying each other, these are fond memories for him
Being surrounded by people who are similar to him is a great comfort
And having this kind of connection with others sort of builds on what he likes about Dutch later in life, too
I think being a teenager gets a little more difficult for him because as he ages, he has less of an excuse to be immature and reliant on other people
And the older he gets, the more he’s forced to face the fact that his mother left his family, his brother doesn’t really like him, and his dad is a drunk criminal
And as his dad starts disappearing more and more, Micah really has to try not to go out and follow him
Because he knows if he does he’ll either get dragged into the fight, hurt, or both
This is also when things get more tense with Amos, too, as Micah finds his personality to be a lot more prominent than when they were kids
Micah thinks Amos is bossy and overbearing because he’s always trying to get him to do the right thing
And since they eventually both get jobs while going to school, Amos tries to tell Micah to steal less and be more honest with the world so his future can be better than his past
Amos is also probably better with the girls at school too, which Micah finds annoying
I like to think that in all situations, Amos does love Micah, but knows he can’t fix him
Overall, Micah is a broken and cruel person, but I think it stems from the fact that the world was cruel to him, first
Would you consider adding Bill to your RDR2 guys requests when you do them? It’s totally fine if you don’t want to, but I love him and I love you so I thought it was worth asking lol
I will definitely try to!!! It might just depend on what the ask is and how i’m doing on it. I’m still sorta trying to figure how what + how much I can produce both quickly and well, but its definitely on my mind now that people want to see content of him...👀
honestly, and this goes for most asks/characters, if u ever want to see something super specific, or i’ve missed someone, or anything, really... just feel free to make a separate request!! Its pretty easy for me to do one character at a time!
Do you think you could add Bill Williamson to the sugar daddy and dom reader headcanons??🥺
Of course!!! hope you don’t mind me answering here!! be careful with this one yall its SPICY
Sugar Daddy
Bill Williamson is a very demanding guy
Similar to Arthur, he really just wants someone who doesn’t question what he wants
Not that he’s really going to demand much of you, but if there’s ever a moment when he needs you to just stand around looking pretty by his side, you have to be ready to do it without hesitation
Mostly requires this when he has to go to social events
You know that any moment where is asking you to do something is pretty serious
Doesn’t actually care about your spending habits, but enjoys the feeling of you having to ask for his credit card
This applies when he goes shopping with you, too, as he loves standing at checkout with you and swiping the card himself
He’s a total, “If you see something you like, just throw it in the cart” type of guy
And before he knows it, he’s buying you the whole store
Doesn’t know jack about fashion or style though, so if you ask him for opinions he says stuff like “Why don’t you just get both?”
He just loves that you value his opinion enough to ask, anyway
This is also why he likes letting you choose his outfits, too
Especially if you’re just standing around talking to a tailor about him
If you show off something that he bought for you, whether or not he actually chose it, he *will* throw you over his shoulder
Let him pay your tuition
Because he feels like he missed his chance to go to school, he wants to make up for it by making sure you don’t have to worry about anything except the learning
WAP ;)
Dominant S/O
Being demanding also means he’s extremely needy
This means he’s always trying to follow you around like a little puppy
To other people, it may look like he’s following you around to keep you safe
But in reality it’s because he loves chasing your fleeting appraisals of him
With that said, pretending that you don’t care about him really makes his heart race
You both know that isn’t necessarily true, but he values your independence the way you value teasing him for being attached
And he values that, too
Hold out your hands for him to hold and kiss
Loving you like this makes him feel like he’s doing right by you and loving someone properly
Because he’s such a hot head, talking back to him and picking fights with him really turns him on
What’s alluring about it’s
1. You telling him what to do, and
2. You when you punish him for not listening and being mean to you
Threatening to leave him if he ever does something you don’t approve of is another way to get him on his knees, too
Praise during sex = instant cumming
There’s a sweet spot though, as he really needs to feel like he’s waited for and earned the praise
It can’t just be given out left and right
Part of the attraction is not knowing when he’ll receive it and if he’s doing things to your liking
Especially when he’s *whispers* blindfolded
This also applies to your everyday praise too, though
Sit on him like he’s your throne
Don’t even ask if he’s okay with it
And if done where people can see, like at the campfire, when people try to talk to him, respond in his place
Or just say that he’s busy and you can answer for him
When you hold him, call him your sweet, poor baby
He just wants to do anything and everything for you
Seeing you happy is better than anything on the planet
Somebody else on here wrote some headcanons about Arthur not being able to cook and just eating microwave food all the time and I just have to say…. That’s canon
Lowkey though he’s trying his best to get better at cooking
Probably the only thing he knows how to make is pasta
He adds a bunch of random frozen veggies to water as the noodles are cooking
And then smothers the whole thing in butter and calls it a meal
Or he puts marinara sauce on it straight from the jar
And yes, that means it’s cold
He’s also getting better at friend rice, too
But he’s really bad at actually making rice
If he doesn’t add too much water… He burns the bottom
Charles makes a mental note to buy him a rice cooker for his birthday
Makes his own popsicles out of random fruit juices and eats them 24/7
Thinks this qualifies him as a chef
Eats pickles and olives straight out of the jar with a fork
And sauerkraut too probably
Just goes over to john’s house on his pizza nights
Puts ketchup on eggs
John
Pizza dad
Probably orders pizza, salad, and a 64oz soda twice a week
Everything else is just Dino chicken nuggets, Eggos, hot dogs, quesadillas, and frozen peas and corn
Food you feed to little kids, basically
Mostly because he does have a little kid
But also because it’s easy and takes minimal effort and he doesn’t mind eating it, too
Abigail would be mad but she has no room to talk
The most you’ll see him actually make is buttered pasta (like Arthur) or sometimes beans and rice
Abigail bought them a rice cooker a while ago so that’s one thing he doesn’t have to worry about
Probably always has some type of dessert laying around
Doesn’t mean it’s good, but it’s there
Abigail buys a bunch of those gross, low calorie ice creams and John ends up having to finishing them
Family lunches consist of a bologna sandwich on wheat bread with American cheese and mayo, a piece of fruit, a bag of chips or crackers, a go-gurt, and some gummies
And yes he makes them for himself and Abigail too
They’re all eating good at the Marston household
(Not really)
Charles
Everything he cooks are things that can’t be made in single batches
Lots of healthy soups, chilis, stew, etc…
Most of the time, he makes too much of whatever it is so he always has leftovers
Everyone is jealous when he brings them for lunch
Probably finds all of his recipes in the newspaper or random magazines he reads while at the grocery store checkout line
Everyone is like, “Charles… Why are you reading Women’s Fitness?”
And he’s like, “Check out this salad recipe, though”
Puts hot sauce on everything
Salad, macaroni and cheese, hamburgers... You name it
And he’s the king of snacking
All of his snacks are healthy, though
Raw veggies and fruit and quinoa chips from Whole Foods or something like that
Nobody likes this
He’s one of those people who brings hard boiled eggs everywhere as a “snack,” too
And yea, he puts hot sauce on those, also
He really likes those weird protein bars that are hard to bite into and taste like chalk
The flavors are either normal stuff like white chocolate macadamia or Protein Power Punch with whey, chia and seaweed
There’s no in between
He’s also a charcuterie board legend
Hosea is jealous of this talent
Micah
Spends all his money on take out
He’s totally one of those weird people who’s entire trash can is just filled with take out boxes and cans of coke or beer
Constantly eating fast food
You ask him what he bought at the supermarket and he’s like “Pub mix and bud light”
SIR
Everything that he does manage to cook only involve one step of preparation
Unseasoned, fried meats and boiled veggies
Sometimes scrambled eggs and bacon
If he’s feeling fancy, he will make plain sandwiches
This is very rare, though
Can and will complain about anyone’s cooking
Even if it’s good and he he likes it
There are certain people he can’t do this to, though, or they won’t let him eat
The only person’s cooking he doesn’t complain about is Dutch’s
Constantly snacking from an entire party sized bag of chips
And yes, he eats straight out of the bag and wipes his fingers on his jeans
His oven is dirty
Hosea
A meal for him is probably a handful of almonds and an applesauce or yogurt cup
He is constantly making a bunch of those Tik Tok recipes where you just put a bunch of random stuff into your crock pot and add ranch seasoning and cream cheese
*insert all of those memes about mom pulling out the crock pot*
If you complain, he says “Well, you’re always welcome to cook, too”
Wears an apron when he cooks
Constantly eating plain toast with butter
And bananas
And cheese sticks
Thinks that this makes him “healthy”
Definitely likes to snack on those cocktail fruit cups and canned mandarin oranges
His entire freezer is just full of ice cream
It’s all weird flavors like Cherry Garcia, chocolate banana, and pistachio though
Everyone hates him for this
Raisins are his late night treat
Has a secret stash of candy no one can find
That’s okay though because it’s mostly Werthers Originals
And Chiclets gum
He picks out all the orange ones, though
Dutch
Tries to re-plate takeout so he can call it his own
Everybody sees through this but they stopped commenting on it like four Thanksgivings ago
Buys a bunch of those meals from Costco that all you need to do is heat up in the oven
He does like fast food but only from the less popular places
Carl’s Jr., Wendy’s, BK, Arby’s, etc.
A&W, too, because he’s old and weird
He can totally cook, he just never does
It’s just normal stuff like spaghetti and meatballs or chicken and rice, though
Tuna fish casserole
He over-seasons everything, though
Mostly because he’s trying to prove that he’s a good cook
Eats dessert twice, every night
Once right after dinner, and then later when he’s feeling like a treat
Will eat in bed
Uses a little bib and tray and everything
Likes pumpkin and sunflower seeds
Would eat hot wings with gloves on
He’s the one who taught Arthur to put ketchup on eggs
Kieran
The second I realized that Kieran would probably be white trash, my life changed
Hamburger Helper meals for LIFE
That one cheeseburger pasta? Kieran probably eats that three times a week
He 100% makes the ketchup-butter sketti from Honey Boo Boo
“It’s been a while since I done had roadkill in my belly”
His favorite dessert is ambrosia salad or that weird yogurt/Cool Whip covered jello that was popular in the 2000s
Probably has a TV dinner every once in a while, too
Instant mashed potatoes and minute rice type of guy
Also gives me big microwave cheddar broccoli vibes
I’ve said this before, but his house is probably stocked with all kinds of on-brand goodies
Probably always has some kind of chip and cookie around
Eats dinner in front of the TV
Dips french fries in mayonnaise
All of this said though, he isn’t a picky eater and will eat whatever is put on his plate
That’s why he’s great to take to restaurants, because he never complains
Honestly it’s just so sweet to think of him making big crockpot meals to share with ppl even if his cooking is a lil.... strange
Javier
Thinks that the hot dog combo from Costco is a suitable dinner
Also gets hot food from the grocery store for dinner a lot
Literally will just heat up a can of something and eat it plain
Beans, chili, soup…
Doesn’t doctor it up or change it at all
He’s happy to share but no one wants any
Chips and dip, 24/7
And it’s just Tostitos Hint of Lime chips and hummus
Probably puts hummus on everything, too
Corn chips, tortilla chips, tortillas, vegetables, sandwiches, etc.
Will put anything in a tortilla and call it a sandwich
Eats leftovers cold
The rest of the gang thinks this is a sin
Makes stir fry with whatever is laying around the house
It’s a little gross because he will try to add leftover beans
Refuses to eat fast food
The only exception he’ll make is for french fries and ice cream
Walks around and eats at the same time
Isn’t above asking the other boys to share with him
Despite the fact that this only happens if what they’re eating is good
Which is almost never
Sean
Sean can’t cook. That’s the end of it
The most he can make is that weird microwave Mac and cheese where the pasta is boiled in the mug??
He never does it tho and just sticks with the normal, frozen Mac and Cheese you can microwave instead
Uses his microwaving ability to make mug cakes
And microwave scrambled eggs
Burns his popcorn every single time
He’s probably set of the smoke detector or fire alarm multiple times
He’s Irish though so of course he’s addicted to potatoes and cabbage
And since he’s from the UK, he likes stuff like beans on toast and marmite
He’s a little nasty too so catch him eating bologna sandwiches on wonder bread
Not even the Marstons are that bad
When he does get takeout, he overspends trying to use a delivery app
He’s like, “And do I need the extra side of special sauce for $5…? Yes.”
if you dont mind, maybe some cute fluff of RDR2 boys getting ready for a first date with their s/o? 🥰
SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG but yes, anything for u!! I hope u enjoy!!
long post ahead!
Arthur
The fact that Arthur even agreed to a date in the first place is a little weird
He thinks that just asking if you want to be a couple is enough
The moment you start dating he turns into an old man who thinks you’ve been married for years
It’s like... Arthur… Buddy… It’s been like two weeks, bruv
That’s why you have to be the one to ask him to go on a date, because then there’s no way he’d be able to say no
He’s not against them, but in his mind, it’s just that in his mind, dates are things that people like him Do Not do
Mostly because he’s tried them in the past and either ended up disappointing someone or being disappointed
Besides, you already know that you have fun with each other so it’s not like you need to do anything special
WRONG!!!
Charles probably asks him if he’s nervous and he’s laughs because of course he’s not
But the moment he wakes up on the day of the date… Oh Lord…
He was totally chill and relaxed about it up until this point, and it’s literally only then that he starts to panic
Mostly just because he begins to second doubt himself
And not just himself but everything
Maybe you won’t like the shirt he picked out... Or maybe you won’t like his face shaved... Or maybe you don’t want to be seen in public with him...
The list is endless
Eventually, he gets so worked up that he has to call Charles, who reminds him that it’s been fine up until that point, and it’s not like you would ask him to go on a date or even admit to liking him back if you DIDN’T want to go out with him… So, what’s his problem?
He then has to spend like 3 hours in the bathroom trying to make himself look presentable
Most of this time is spent deciding whether or not he needs to shave
(Yes, he does)
And if he should wear the blue or red shirt
Or… Maybe the white one
He spends a long time picking out flowers because he thinks most of them are either too gaudy or not gaudy enough
He didn’t have the forethought to order them in advance, though
He’s still a little nervous when he does finally pick you up, but seeing how happy you are to just to be out with him soothes his worries one hundred times over
And if you kiss him on the way home, he considers that your first REAL kiss
Nothing else even compared
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He doesn’t want to disappoint you in any way, so he scrubs himself real good. 10/10
John
Very similar to Arthur in how he feels about dates
He thinks they’re fine and great… But doesn’t really see why he should participate in them
Especially since every time he tried to go on ones with Abigail, something would go wrong
And after Jack, she honestly probably just didn’t want to go on them anymore
Which was 100% fine with him because they’re both pretty busy people
That being said, with you it’s a little different
He still doesn’t really care much about the actual date part, but he also doesn’t want you to slip through his fingers the way Abigail did
He wants you to know that you’re loved and valued in the beginning of the relationship before it’s too late to tell you
That’s why it’s his idea to suggest the date
He probably says something like, “Hey…… Uh…… Now that we’re….. You know….. *cough*…….. Would you want to……… Possibly………. Maybe………”
Cue you sitting there like ??????
If you tell him that he doesn’t need to go to the effort of taking you out, he’s like “Uh, Yes I Do! >:(“
Even if you never expected him to in the first place
Basically because you assumed being with him would be pretty lowkey
But that doesn’t mean he’s not going to try and put the work in
Honestly, probably doesn’t know if he should be nervous or not
Realistically, he thinks that he should be, but for some reason, can’t muster up the nerves and is overall pretty chill about it
But that doesn’t mean getting ready for the date itself is any less of an Experience (TM)
Probably spends the whole day thinking “Date tonight… You have a date tonight…. First date IS TODAY…. Don’t forget to get ready….. THERE’S A DATE” that he does end up getting ready late
Suddenly it’s 4PM and he’s like *squidward opening eyes meme*
He does manage to get ready in time, though
Despite arriving with his shirt half buttoned and the flowers slightly wilted
It makes you laugh to see him trying so hard to be a good boyfriend
Just because I love John with his haircut… Yes, he gets a haircut before the date
He did this before the day of, though
And lowkey you probably don’t recognize him at first
This time, John is the one who’s like ??????
How well does he shower before getting ready? - A solid shower. Nothing to really complain about. 7/10
Charles
You’ve probably been dating for two days and he’s already The Best Boyfriend in the Entire World
He’s always trying to make any time you spend together special so dates just… aren’t at the top of his list
Charles is like… “A date??? Every day is a date with you…”
Literally I have to go cry about this now because he’s too sweet
Regardless, he does want to take you out, so of course the first time is going to be important!
He’s not so much nervous about going on the date as he is about you enjoying yourself on it, so the preparation itself is pretty important
The night before, he runs through everything in his head to make sure all his plans seem solid
And when he wakes up, starts getting ready immediately just to make sure everything goes smoothly
Eats a healthy breakfast, sends you a text, picks up flowers, etc.
It’s not a busy day, but he likes not having to rush
Doesn’t have a problem choosing an outfit because he doesn’t think it’s that important
He’s not going to show up in pajamas, but he’s not going to go overboard thinking about what he should wear
His only criteria for it is that it’s appropriate for the situation and he it suits him
(This is also good because it means that you don’t have to try very hard for him to think you look good in whatever you end up wearing, too)
When he’s finally ready to pick you up, he hypes himself up in the mirror just to get rid of any last minute jitters that he may be feeling
For the most part, he’s really calm and hides his nerves pretty well, but that doesn’t mean you don’t give him butterflies
And he just wants your first date to be memorable
The flowers he brings you are specially ordered from the local florist
And he writes a cute note to go with them
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He takes a good, respectable shower. 8/10
Micah
Honestly, the likelihood of Micah ever having been on a date before is very small
He knows that they’re a thing that couples do but probably thinks everyone’s descriptions of them are exaggerated or silly
Why would he need to take you on a date if you already know that he likes you since he asked you out in the first place…?
Isn’t being nice to you enough?
That’s why you have to be the one to suggest going on a date, and even then, he probably scoffs or laughs at the idea
But that doesn’t mean the suggestion doesn’t haunt him
Goes to bed every night and is like… “Maybe… we should be going on dates?”
UH, YEA?
Eventually it gets to the point where he feels… G-g-guilty almost
Probably mentioned the fact that you brought up going on a date to Dutch and he was like, “You mean you haven’t had one yet?”
Oops.
So then he immediately sets one up
And feels bad that he didn’t do it sooner when he sees how happy you are when he asks
Ironically, he ends up getting super excited for the date, too
Mostly because he’s realizes that he’s just happy someone agreed to go out with him in the first place and actually wants to do things with him
It’s a pretty unusual feeling for him, but definitely not bad
This doesn’t mean that he will wear anything special or buy you flowers, though
He’s not getting that sappy
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He doesn’t. 0/10
He’s not dirty or anything though, he just doesn’t think he needs to take one
Dutch
Honestly, the only reason you’re dating is probably because he asked you out on a date
It was a calculated move on his part because he knew you already liked him, but still…
He’s someone who takes things like dates very seriously
Even if they are a rare occasion due to how busy he is
He’s like a little kid with how excited he gets just thinking about it
And he definitely spares no expenses when planning it
Even if you told him that he didn’t need to do anything special, he wouldn’t listen
Hosea gets tired of him talking about it and asking if his plans seem alright
He’s like, “Dutch, I’ve told you no on the limo five times already”
And still Dutch is like “Mmmmmm, are you sure, though?”
Extravagances aside, he is really just trying to make you happy and declare his love for you
Especially since he doesn’t know how often he’ll be able to in the future
And since he wants you to have at least a few fond memories of him in case something happens to him
But that’s just in case, right?
On the day of the date, from the moment he wakes up, he’s thinking about it
Keeps checking his watch to make sure he has enough time to get ready
And is surprised when only 20 minutes have gone by since the last time he checked
Spends an hour just trying to make sure his hair looks right
And probably cycles through four different shirts a bunch of times just because he can’t decide
Sends a text to Hosea with 4 different selfies asking which is best
Gets left on read
Translation: All of them look fine
Though he did end up deciding against the limo, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t show up ready to show you off
Buys you the biggest bouquet he can find
You end up having to hold it in both arms
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He showers but is so excited that it’s not as thorough as it could’ve been. 6/10
Kieran
The date itself is kind of a mutual idea
The relationship probably isn’t even official yet despite the fact that you’re already 100% exclusive
A silent agreement, of sorts
You probably end up giving him some sort of hint that you “wouldn’t mind doing something with him, sometime...” and he takes it from there
Dates are something that he thought he’d never have to worry about
Mostly because he associates them with people who are a lot different from him
But also because he thought that he’d never really have the chance to meet someone he’d want to start a serious relationship with
Hence why he’s so new to the whole situation, but still determined to change this
He wants to go one dates like the ones he’s always heard about
He’s both excited and worried because…
1. This means that you do, in fact like him back, but…
2. He could also fuck everything up
Doesn’t sleep at all the night before
Spends the entire night running through every scenario of what could happen
Also thinking about how you met and how lucky he is to be with you
He had to plan his outfit in advance because he needed a lot of time to figure out how to balance casual wear with something date worthy
But, with the outfit out of the way, he manages to get ready pretty quickly and ends up just sitting around waiting to leave
Spends the extra time praying that he didn’t choose the wrong thing to wear
He’s so cute… Twiddling his thumbs and everything
Sends you a cute “On my way!” text with one of those cute dancing stickers
His flower choice is a single rose tied up with a ribbon
And he nearly faints when you kiss his cheek in thanks
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He tries really hard to take a good one. 8/10
Javier
Dates are very important to him
To him, they signify dedication and compassion
And overall, just that he’s willing and wants to put in the work to show you that he cares
That’s why he asks you out on a real date the moment you become official
He’s super excited because it’s not everyday that you get to go on a FIRST date with someone
Which is why he’s also a meticulous planner
It’s not just about making you happy, but impressing you and proving (mostly to himself) that he’s a good lover
Even if he knows that you wouldn’t mind something more lowkey
It’s just that whatever you do has to be special
He’s nervous, not because he’s afraid, but because he wants things to go as well as they possibly could
Out of everyone, spends the most time thinking about what he’s going to wear
Tries to plan ahead of time but still hasn’t made any final decisions on the day of the date, either
Has to try things on to be certain if he likes them or not
And when he’s finally decided, he still needs to shave and to fix his hair
It’s a long day to say the least
And when he finally picks you up, brings you an entire bouquet of roses
When you have to bury your face in them to hide your blush, his heart swells with pride
And yes, he thinks that you’re the best dressed couple anyone’s probably ever seen
How well does he shower before getting ready? - His showers are always of the finest quality. 10/10
Sean
The moment he thinks you’ve started liking him back, he starts thinking about what your first real date should be like
And the moment you start dating for real, he has to make his thoughts (*cough* dreams*) a reality
Dates are definitely something he has some experience with
Even if he hasn’t been on a crazy amount of them… He definitely thinks about them a lot
Deep down, under all his womanizing tendencies, he’s probably a hopeless romantic
And dates are the perfect way to show someone that you care about them
Honestly probably doesn’t give two craps about what he wears or how he looks
The only reason he even bothers to look presentable is because he doesn’t want to ruin anything by showing up in something ridiculous
But he definitely doesn’t spend any extra time choosing an outfit than he has to
This is good though because it means he also doesn’t care about what you showed up looking like, either
To him, all that matters is that your first date is enjoyable
And you both end up looking fine, anyway
(Well, you look a little better than him, but in his eyes, that’s always the case)
He’s so excited that he calls you to tell you that he’s on the way
The way that you laugh when you pick up has him speeding to your house
Gives you the biggest, more beautiful flowers that he can find
They’re not at large as Dutch’s, but a lot more vibrant
How well does he shower before getting ready? - It’s his usual, totally average and normal shower, if not a little quicker. 5/10
I just found ur blog and I’m absolutely losing it oh my god. Everything you write is so goddamn good and it’s hot as fuck too
🥺😭thank you so much, anon, I’m so glad u like it!! feel free to send me a request if there’s anything specific you’d like to see... I’d love to write something for you!!🧡
i’m absolutely FERAL. i’m the anon who sent the dominant woman req and i just want to say thank you. i am literally starved for msub content and you literally fucking quenched my thirst. i HATE being little spoon so the fact that you wrote the reader spooning some of da boys made my heart go OWNCIEBDOENEK. once again thank u and bless your creative ass soul. i would also absolutely peg and pamper those boys. (also excuse my horrid writing, i was half askeep when i sent the req)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANON UR WELCOME I LOVE U SO MUCH.... no worries abt ur horrid writing tho bc i vibe with it honestly (i literally only pretend to care abt spelling and capitalization so my posts look better shhhh).... also good msub content is SUPER rare and i know how frustrating it can to try and find it... honestly i feel sorta bad bc i thought my HCs were pretty mild so im actually super glad to hear u liked them! i really did want to to put in more nsfw stuff but i didn’t feel like making a whole subsection +etc... so i just did what i could... but ill... def... have to think .... abt .... making more spicy hcs in the future..... (honestly even just thinking abt nsfw makes me a lil shy aldsjflkasdnfkja)
ALSO im so glad u noticed the little spoon thing bc the moment i thought abt it... i had an epiphany bruh... i was like.... UHHHHHHH LITERALLY NONE OF THESE PPL WOULD WANT TO BE THE BIG SPOON???🤔even just in general i can barely imagine any of them wanting to be the big spoon, dom or not... it was so fucking funny tho bc i pretty much had to physically restrain myself from putting little spoon in every single character’s HC list but u know.....u know thats a canon fact that they are all little spoons
overall thank u again for the request and this sweet ask ajdskfanjksdh u are too sweet *sob emoji* ive been having lots of fun with HC writing and im really hoping to keep it up in the future!!
can i get uhh, the boys dating a dominant woman/person for the first time 👁👁 can be nsfw or not, your choice! if it’s silly you don’t have to fill it- btw i love ur your writing muah
👁👁 Wow…… Anon, you’re my best friend now and ily… Dominant HCs unlock my sharingan tbh… but my taste is actually really particular and not very mainstream so i really hope that this is what you had in mind and is suitable! Hopefully this is nsfw-enough for you!!
18+!!!
sorry everyone because i went crazy again and this is super…. Long…..
Lowkey this is me @ myself rn tho for finishing this (although tell me why this sounds like the way abigail talks to john LMFAOOO)
Arthur
Despite being the biggest yes-man on the planet, he’s not really used to being considered the “submissive” one in any relationship
He’s big and tough looking, so anyone who can get up in his face and boss him around is pretty commendable in his eyes
Especially if it’s a romantic partner
It’s a little awkward at first because he’s so used to being the one providing for everyone, that being taken care of, or even just having his needs thought about, really makes him 🥺😳
To him, what’s attractive about having a dominant partner is partially just knowing that he doesn’t have to hide anything about himself
You WANT him to be himself, and will call him out when he’s not
In a way, he also honestly doesn’t mind not having to be there for you 24/7
That isn’t to say he’s not prepared to fight for and protect you, but knowing that you’ll stand by his side and always tell him how you really feel brings him a great deal of comfort
If you fight with him about joining him for rides, bounties or chores for Dutch...
Not only does it make the trips easier, but it also starts making the sex better
Basically... AFTER WORK SEX!!
(Sorry mom, please forgive me)
And while it doesn’t happen at first... Once you let the pet names start slipping, he’s officially a goner
The more intense they are, the better
Sweetie, Baby, Sugar, Pookie, etc. all have him melting in a puddle
Especially if you’re nonchalant about it and pretend not to notice what it does to him
All soft smiles and “Arthur, Baby, tell me where you left Charles’ bow?”
Yes, he has to pass away
(Not really though because we already lost him once)
Once you start sharing a tent/cot/bed.... You have to be the big spoon
People might disagree with this… But he is just in love with you trying to wrap both your arms around him and the way you throw your leg over his hip
Cuddle him like a teddy bear and squish his face in your chest PLEASE
It makes him feel loved and needed… And frankly… He deserves it
(I actually have this down as inspiration for a fic, but…) I just imagine your relationship being one where you’re the one who makes him take care of himself, where you’re always trying to make sure he’s healthy and you do all the shopping for him and you’re the one to pick out all his new clothes.... And you make him stand still for you as you hold them all up to his chest to make sure they fit him right
And he squirms when you touch him
He just feels good knowing that people see him being loved and getting taken care of
Basically, as long as it’s genuine, just treat him like your baby and he’s yours forever
John
HOOO BOY
We already know this guy likes dominant people (*cough* Abigail *cough*)... But I really can’t lie to y’all… He’s a simp
The Absolute King of Simps
At the beginning of your relationship, just as you’re getting serious and he’s begging to realize you aren’t namby-pamby, you could say anything to him and he’d just turn into a huge blushing fool
Stuttering and everything when you ask him for things or for his help
Kisses are all opened-eyed, intense, and focused
He brings you some wildflowers that he found laying around and when you reach out to try to kiss him in thanks...
You guessed it, he passes away
Once you get more comfortable with each other, if you start standing up to Abigail on his behalf... He’d do anything for you
Not that he doesn’t care for Abigail, but it’s easier when he has backup and someone around who doesn’t tell him that he’s shitty all the time
Watching you get annoyed when Abigail says something mean makes him feel better
Before this all started, though, he has to admit that he did have a little fun trying to have secret sex with you before you came out as a couple
Loves it when you start toying with his clothes when he’s around....
Do things like stick your hands in his pockets or hold onto his suspenders or belt loops as he’s walking or passing you by
That thing you sometimes see old married couples do when one has their arms wrapped around the other while they’re doing something boring and mundane like sitting around
Um... Do that to him
Since he’s bad with expressing himself and has been verbally brutalized by Abigail on more than one occasion, his favorite thing is really just physical contact...
Especially if you aren’t shy about it
Okay I’m gonna day something controversial.... Straddle him... thanks and goodnight everybody
“John?” You call to him, though it’s more of a call for attention than a question, “Kiss me.”
Lowkey this shit has me so fucked up bro
Charles
When he first realizes he’s pursuing someone more dominant than him, he’s a little bit… at a loss
He was raised a respectable gentleman, always taught to treat his partners delicately, so when he starts dating someone so bold and unafraid, it’s a little bit confusing to him
That’s not to say he doesn’t like it… but it’s honestly just unusual that he’s not exactly intimidating to you
Most people find him quite large and overpowering, and never hesitate to question his skills as a natural leader... so having someone around him who takes the reigns from him ends up being a nice change
He just never really knew there was another option for him
This applies to sex, too, as he highkey enjoys sitting back and letting you take charge and pamper him
He also ends up becoming really appreciative of the fact that you never hesitate to fight alongside him or take over what he’s doing
If Dutch ever sends you on a mission together… it’s over for anyone who gets in your way
He’s absolutely in love with the way you’re able to handle yourself around big tough guys
And if you have a sharp tongue, that’s even better
The more headstrong and passionate about your beliefs you are, the better, basically
Literally power couple vibes only
Even if you just started dating, if you say anything mean to Micah… he’s going to get a boner
Even just seeing you fight with people, verbally or physically, is also a turn on
Not even bothered if anyone tries to clown for being into someone dominant
Cue him: *thinking about all the times you’ve had bomb ass sex* *sunglasses emoji*
Your sex life is basically a Megan Thee Stallion song
Sorry, I don’t make the rules
Lowkey if you ever told him to shut up or be quiet during an argument or sex he’d be 100000000x more in love with you
As long as you always have a mutual respect for one another and others, he’s gucci with practically anything else
Micah
Knowing what we know about Micah… This one is a little bit tough
In the beginning, despite his obvious attraction, he will most likely try to fight with you and try to put you “back in your place”
Obviously, this absolutely does not work and he loses the fight every time
But once his anger turns into sexual attraction... It feels good to just give up
It’s definitely kind of a sore subject for him, at first
Not that he doesn’t want to be with you, but he’s afraid of being seen as weak after talking all his big shit
Even after you start dating, it takes awhile for him to truly calm down
His eventual submission is partially based on the fact that he doesn’t want people to think he’s a bad boyfriend
And the line is already very thin
Honestly, just pull your big ol’ puppy dog eyes on him (and/or threaten to leave him) and he’ll just sigh and go along with whatever you want
He’s both surprised and unsurprised that it becomes such that he has to “earn” any affection from you
You don’t really express this outright, but you both know it’s all deliberate
He begins to like the feeling of giving in and making you happy, and though it takes him awhile to get used to, he definitely starts to like pleasing you (and yes, in every single way), as well
It’s an accomplishment that he can actually take pride in
Especially since you started withholding affection from him when he gets a little too high on his horse
Knowing you’re pleased with him and seeing you happy, along with the kisses (and… more) he knows he’ll receive later, is the reward in and of itself
Lowkey just proud of the fact that he can keep a fighter happy
Honestly, I’m just imagining him being all grumpy about having to do something for you, but still doing it anyway
“But Micah, I thought you wanted to make me happy?” Or “Awe, Micah, don’t make me sad…”
He’s like “Smh, fuck” because you know he can’t resist when you’re being s✨a✨s✨s✨y
If you ever call him Daddy to tease him, he 100% will call you Mommy
Dutch
Please pussy whip this dude, PLEASE
He literally deserves nothing less
He’s so used to being with docile and private girls that the attraction to you is not only needed, but also very natural
He notices it at first by the way you stare at him
It’s a curious look, not exactly mean, but not exactly kind either
As we know, he doesn’t really like it when people challenge his ideas, but for some reason, whenever it comes to you… He’s willing to lend an ear to hear what you have to say
That being said, most of the time it’s just to tell him to stop picking on Arthur or siding with Micah (because what else would it be about? 🤡)
Micah gets pissy about this and tries to tell Dutch to stop listening to you, but you just tell just tell him off, too
Dutch is always surprised that he finds this attractive
Honestly, being with someone who he considers to be on the same level as him is very alluring
The fact that you value your own opinions as much as he values his…
It’s spicy, basically
Most of the time, you have to force him to give you affection
Not by begging, but by demanding
Hold out your hand until he holds it, or strip in a place where he can see you but can’t touch
(Tie him up *cough*)
And when he’s standing around camp, busy doing work or talking to people, hug him from behind, drape yourself on him, or make a place for yourself on his lap… ANYTHING to distract him and to get what you deserve
It drives him crazy, but at the same time, he can’t resist a lil brat like that
That being said…at the same time, he is also someone who needs to earn affection from you
He doesn’t realize this, but you are just as stubborn as he is, and as soon as he realizes he’s been ignoring you for too long and you’ve stopped giving him any attention… WHEW!
He will really start acting like a clown just to get you to touch him again
Especially if he sees you pretending to twirl your hair around the other boys in camp
Eventually, he discovers he needs to beg for you
Give you things, call you sweet names, massage you, take you on trips out of camp, have Pearson give you extras... Anything and everything to show you that he’s sorry
It works… eventually… and when you’re finally together… unbutton his clothes and pull his hair to tell him how he makes you feel
Steal the cigar from straight out of his mouth and start to smoke it... See what he lets you do to him later
Turned on by the fact that he thinks you need him and he needs you, but at the same time, definitely down to be a cuck if you ask
It takes a while, but he turns into a total “Yea, Dear” and “Anything for you” type eventually
Unfortunately, though he likes praise, it’s not fun to give it to him simply because he already thinks he’s so great
No you’re not, King, I promise...
Kieran
God, it’s really not hard to be the dominant one with him
He’s used to being told what to do, so when he starts noticing his attraction to you, there’s no surprise why
That being said, it’s definitely more of a gentle dominance he finds himself drawn to
While his general efforts at existing often go unnoticed by most, it’s the praise you give him that really gets him the most in the beginning
Later, that evolves into being praised in the bedroom… But that’s a story for another time *winky face*
All I have to say… Handjobs
Also… edge him
Okay bye now for real
It’s very likely you’ll have to start the relationship off slow, but before you know it, he’ll be wrapped around your finger
That being said, do not abuse this power *insert gun emoji*
Of course he needs to be bossed around, but it has to be with good intentions
“Kieran, Sweetie, would you mind taking my horse out today?” And “Kieran, could you please get the washing bins set up for me?” AND “Kieran, would you mind grabbing something for me, babe?”
The list goes on and on and on... and yet he is happy to do it all for you
It’s all in the way you whine his name
Because yes, you got him.
Also, please tease him
While he is a pretty shy about it, he has to admit he loves that the way you poke fun at him makes his heart beat fast
“Aw, Kieran, don’t be shy!” And “You like that, huh?”
Initiate lots of PDA, since he absolutely loves it but is too shy to do it himself
Kiss him on the cheek, drag him around by the arm, play with his hair, ANYTHING, and he’s putty in your hands
Flash him in public…………....
Praise Jesus
YES, HE IS THE LITTLE SPOON!
Javier
Javier thinks very highly of himself, so meeting and falling for someone dominant is actually very surprising to him
This is partially due to the fact that because he thinks so highly of himself, he’s never visualized his relationship as anything other than with him as the top
Once your relationship takes off, however, he realizes that he actually doesn’t mind being the one who gets taken care of
He is quite spoiled, after all
That being said, he is probably very private about the whole thing, mostly because he’d be the most sensitive about getting teased for being “submissive”
Once the honeymoon phase is over, though, it’s a lot easier to treat him the way you want to
Wear clothes that belong to him, especially clothes that he likes
Not only does he think this is extremely sexy, but it also means that he has a harder time choosing his own outfits
Plus, he loves a good strip tease…
Dodge him when he tries to kiss you or cover his lips with your fingers
Then tease him when he thinks you’re done and keeps trying to give you affection
The best way to get him to pay attention to you is by ignoring him
It’s not as severe or as serious as it with Dutch, but pretending you don’t see him when he’s showing off or talking to you immediately gets you whatever you want
It’s all in good fun, though
P u l l h i s h a i r
ESPECIALLY if you’re trying to get something from/out of him
Highkey, this dude loves cuddles
They’re one of the few things he’s open about begging for
You can tease him for this, but as long as you give in and just… hold him… he’s a very happy boy
Big fan of spooning but also of just being tangled up with you in any which way…
It doesn’t matter if he’s laying on you or you’re laying on him
Both are good
Lowkey... do nasty things to him at the campfire
It doesn’t even have to be that nasty, even just putting your hand on his inner thigh or up his shirt is enough to Put Him on High Alert
Pinch him...
Just… pinch him, please.
He likes it
Despite enjoying your dominance, at the end of the day, he doesn’t mind it if you get a little bratty and demanding sometimes, too
