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I'm Vehl the Plothole Destroyer. She/her. 24. INTP. Asexual. Immune to Red Team-borne illness and viruses.

[yaboykeiji]

I keep forgetting to post this! Updated commission prices, a little cheaper than last time! You can also find this info under my commission tab on desktop.

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[markv5]

Яблоко от яблони :3

Яблоко от яблони :3

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[10032050792]

Sometimes it’s scary how fucking accurate this hell site can be

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of underrated tweets, part 2

(the series)

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of underrated tweets

(the series)

[hylianhick]

I refuse to believe Midoriya “Fanboy” Izuku never called in to Present Mic’s radio show as a hyperactive kid

[lemonorangelime-deactivated2022]

That one scene in monsters university with the mom listening to screamo except it’s dabi and he’s listening to classical music

[robotatertot]

It’s that time of year again

[robotatertot]

[maswartz]

Did republicans forget Obama isn’t President?

[super-saiyan-rose]

There’s like no way they know what the word impeachment means.

[w0wls]

Careful or we will get impeached too

[wallnoises]

Guys this isn’t something to joke about, my dad got impeached last week :(

[refinery29]

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

Gifs: Raw Leak

WATCH THE VIDEO

[scarletswalking]

This is why it’s so important to vote for your local judges after doing a minimal amount of research. Most people just pick whatever judge is there or has a funny name, but this woman is changing the way prisoners are treated and she was voted in by the county. Always do your research before voting for judges, but don’t discount it as unomportant. You may need someone like her on your side one day.

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

not to sound sappy, but i personally think that a happy ending that the characters bled, suffered and fought for is a thousand times more interesting than a bland tragic ending that the author clearly thought would be “subversive”

[valtsv]

haters will hear me crawling in the vents

[library-mermaid-blog]

I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

[advanced-procrastination]

If you just scrolled past, don’t. Go back and read it. I promise it is not what you think

[animentality]

Franzen has a point.

[vehlika-pelican]

crack theory new headcannon: Lopez is Spartan B312 "Noble Six" and the reason he was built by Sarge was to give him a new body after he went down like a fucking G on Reach

edit: I don't mean that Lopez is an AI created from the recovered brain of Noble, I mean that he was always a robot and when the Covenant destroyed the old body, the Director recovered his remains in secret and had him rebuilt to serve his own purposes a la Mass Effect 2's Cerberus/Commander Shepard

[gharibajameel]

*does a weak peace sign* n..nya… *collapses and dies*

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

House Democrats pile on to scrutinize DeVos

For two years, Democrats watched with fury as Education Secretary Betsy DeVos sought to dismantle nearly every significant Obama administration education policy.

Now, they’re gearing up to fight back. Lots of them.

As many as five Democratic-led House committees next year could take on DeVos over a range of issues such as her rollback of regulations aimed at predatory for-profit colleges, the stalled processing of student loan forgiveness and a rewrite of campus sexual assault policies.

“Betsy DeVos has brought a special mix of incompetence and malevolence to Washington — and that’s rocket fuel for every committee in a new Congress that will finally provide oversight,” said Seth Frotman, who resigned as the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s top student loan official earlier in protest of Trump administration policies likely to be examined by Democrats.

Even in a Republican-controlled Congress, DeVos had a strained relationship at times with some committees. Her main priorities, such as expanding school choice, were largely ignored as lawmakers hashed out government funding bills. Now she will have to answer to House Democrats wielding gavels, several of whom have long worked on education issues and have been among her most vocal critics.

[brosandprose]

take that bitch out