Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 8
Waterboy (Dispatch)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
C'MON WATERBOYYYYYY!
KICK HIS ASS BABY!
Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
Cosmic Funnies
AnasAbdin
Game of Thrones Daily
Cosimo Galluzzi
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
Three Goblin Art
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

Love Begins
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
ojovivo
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oozey mess
Show & Tell

roma★
taylor price
Not today Justin
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 8
Waterboy (Dispatch)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
C'MON WATERBOYYYYYY!
KICK HIS ASS BABY!
Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
It's the way most of the cursed waterboy images are in episode 7 and 8
Ok wait I adore that fifth picture so much.
He just looks…judgmental in a higher stance way? Like an “I’m better than you and you can’t even deny it” kind of way?
He looks..semi regal. Like the person he’s speaking to is a foolish pleb. Like he does that look, shakes his head and he’s like “o-oh you s-sweet summer ch-child” in a kind yet condescending tone.
Condescending Waterboy is something I need to see yet also don't want to see
In a Danganronpa chapter 4 situation, who's rhetorically going out first
meow
Royd
Flambae
Punch-up
Phenomaman
Herman and his kid with water manipulation powers. Who had a kid with Herman? Shrugs
Anyway Herman's kid following him around and gathering the water their dad leaves behind because they wanna be helpful and doesn't like when people yell at their dad for leaving puddles behind or making things wet. But since Herman is constantly producing water, at some point they can't control such a huge amount and that makes them sad. Herman appreciates them for trying and wanting to help, but it also isn't their job to take care of dad's messes.
i have the same hc!! it's so so fun
herm is so grateful for his baby wanting to be helpful, but he also gets so sad seeing his child get upset since they can't get all the water. he doesn't want them to feel obligated to clean their dad's mess and he tries to make them understand it, but uh... the baby doesn't really listen. they love their dad and they don't want anyone yelling at him for his powers!
"who had a kid with Herman?"
Saw bathroom bitch in a Waterboy playlist and like oh I'm sure
FOR MY CUNTRY!!!!!
you and mii l waterboy x reader
pairing: waterboy x gender neutral reader
summary: you play tomodachi life and are a little frustrated you and your boyfriend's miis aren't together yet.
content / warnings: fluff, the game tomodachi life: living the dream, established relationship, the cute pet name of 'hermie wormie'
word count: 595
a/n: this one is pretty short, but i wanted to write it as a sort of tribute to both my own tomodachi life addiction and to my yumeship stuff lol. hope you enjoy! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)
Like so many others in need of a new fixation to ruin your life over, you have found yourself obsessively playing Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream. To say you are obsessed would actually be putting it rather mildly; you've spent the past few days with your eyes glued to the screen as the Miis you've created run around your island, interacting and saying all the funny lingo that you've inputted. It’s all you can think about. You’ve started to hum the main theme in your sleep, such a toll has it taken on your brain. This would be concerning were it not for the fact you don't care.
It's the way most of the cursed waterboy images are in episode 7 and 8
Which one should I make guyz
meow
genuine collage
Waterboy's badshots
Example of genuine images
Example of Waterboy badshots
Ps. Pls donate any other Waterboy badshots if possible I wanna bully him <3
Do you guys hate him be honest ☺️
QUIT THE SDN WATERBOY WE NEED YOU FOR THE LAKERS
Which one should I make guyz
meow
genuine collage
Waterboy's badshots
Example of genuine images
Example of Waterboy badshots
Ps. Pls donate any other Waterboy badshots if possible I wanna bully him <3
Robert Robertson III whenever he needs to give a motivational speech but he's gotta he an asshole about it otherwise the Z-team won't listen to him.
The concept of Waterbae baby finding out their parents that love each other so much, their parents that are always attached to each other at all times.. met because Chad ran Herman over ☠️
Like imagine WaterGrandma babysitting them (she's now immortal guys shush) and going like "when you grow up, choose a lover who will never hurt you.." or something and WaterBae fanchild is now curious about that topic and who else to ask besides the two heroes that are literally known to be attached to each other at all times!
Listen I trust that they give good and genuine advice, it's just like the moment the kid asks how they met 😭
"how did you and papa meet?"
"I ran him over."
"????"
So now I guess it's a "find someone who'll allow you to run them over" /j
And I 100% AGREE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.
Their little child sees Baba and Dad love each other so much. Sure Baba is a little mean sometimes but..Dad seems to laugh and be mean back (that’s how they learn what sarcasm is). And Baba and Dad kiss each other all the time and love each other so much. And they love them a lot too!
So they wonder how Baba and dad met! They ask while they’re all watching a movie together and they’re expecting Baba and Dad to say this cute story like from what they’ve heard from movies and cartoons but uh…
Dad is giving Baba a kind of scared look. And Baba is looking right back at him with an unreadable look. Then Dad starts whispering in Baba’s ear, Baba whispers in Dad’s ear and they nod. Baba then turns to them and says “I hit your dad with my car.” And Dad is shocked and shrieks “CHAD!! WE A-AGREED TO T-TELL THEM W-WHEN THEYRE OLDER!!”
Baba then says “What? I’m not lying to my kid like people do with santa!”
And then Baba freezes. And Dad looks distressed and he’s staring at Baba with his hands in his hair just shocked. And then they both look at them.
They go quiet for a bit and then ask “W-What’s wrong with Santa?” with a VERY sad look.
Dad gives Baba a “you better FIX” this look but Baba is quiet and accepting he fucked up. Dad sighs and says “Um…S-Santa he-“
“He’s gay. Totally gay. Mrs. Claus doesn’t actually exist cause Mrs. Claus is actually a man. He’s Mr. Claus.” Baba interrupts.
Dad looks..kinda done but he smiles and nods along.
They ask why do people say Santa’s husband is actually a lady?
Dad speaks up saying “Y-You know how w-we said that s-sometimes people might b-be mean to Baba and I c-cause we’re together?” They nod.
“W-Well it’s like t-that.”
They nod, accepting this answer.
And both Dad and Baba think they diverged the conversation enough from their first meeting before their kid asks
“So Baba, why did you hit dad with your car?”
They get two answers at the same time.
“I-It was an a-accident!”
And
“Cause I was mean.”
Dad has never looked like he was gonna kill Baba more in his life.
Perfect excuse to bring up this image again
Man fuck all of you, I hope we get a Flambert romance option and Flambae's last scene is
"this is for almost killing us Mecha-bitch!!" As he slaps Robert across the face
And then a
"and this.. this is for saving us."
And they make out sloppily and nasty on the floor in front of everyone
PASS THE FUCKING BALL IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PLAY ROBERT
Appreciation post for 2024 summer Schiwi and Skadean, they're so beautiful so appreciate them now or else 1!!1!1
I’m actually gonna combust 💥