[vellichormybeloved]

I see you are in your Jason Isaacs era, I approve🔥

I greatly cherish your approval, encouragement, and support at this time.

I went deep into the Jason Isaacs tag and am now completely feral

[medievalthymes]

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[bitchfitch]

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

Button.

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In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

[wizardarchetypes]

disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.

moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.

and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

[wizardarchetypes]

Please y’all!! tetanus is NOT caused by rusty metal. It’s a bacteria found damn near everywhere, and wounds infected with saliva are especially high risk for tetanus infections.

it’s also a common misconception that vampire saliva is antiseptic. Vampires spread that myth on purpose. They also CAN cross running water. Make them bathe and brush their teeth!!!!

[wizardarchetypes]

all the vampires in the tags saying they won’t do this bc the alcohol will make the skin taste bad are just telling on themselves. talk about a red flag.

[wizardarchetypes]

comparing your human lover’s body to an inanimate utensil & misreading this as a PSA for the vampire’s safety rather than the human’s. smh vampires continue to be so toxic 🤦🏼‍♀️

[pocketdogs]

bed bug

[seinfeldr]

[transfemininomenon]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[ericidle]

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[whatcha-thinkin]

What's your favorite plant in the nightshade family?

tomatoes

potatoes

eggplants

peppers

tobacco

goji berries

mandrake

belladonna

angel's trumpet

petunias

too many people underestimate the importance of [tag]

I like a character named Nightshade, can I vote for them?

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[draconym]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

[vacuously-true]

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

[spiceyourdongers]

Sorry no consistent theme here we're blogging minute to minute second to second even. The situation is dynamic

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today