Dragon age as vines
Alistair: Oh, hi, thanks for cheking in, I'm still a piece of garbage
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Varric: Go ahead and introduce yourselves.
Hawke: My name is Hawke with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire-
Fenris: Stop, stop, stop. Where?
Hawke: Hmm?
Fenris: Where’s the B?
Hawke: There’s a bee?
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Cullen: I can’t sleep, because of the lyrium
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HoF: There is only one thing worst than a rapist. Boom.
Zevran: A Child.
HoF: No.
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Varric, writing "Swords and Shields" : And they were roommates
Cassandra, reading it: Mah God they were roommates!
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Dorian: Fuck off Janet, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower.
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Sten: Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.
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Dorian: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
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Inquisitor: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
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Josephine: When will you learn, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?
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Bull: Yo, how much money do you have?
Cole: 69 cents
Bull: AYE, you know what that means?
Cole: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.