Pretty much the plot of Transformers Prime

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Pretty much the plot of Transformers Prime
does fanfiction where batman and joker genuinely hate and want to kill each other actually exist? because if it does no one fucking asked
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
I need creativity rn
Same.
I’m a writer, so…
nobody chooses to be a dc fan, chances are you read one comic / watched a show / movie and emotionally attached yourself to a character before you could realize what a fucking shitshow dc is.
This one goes out to all you robofuckers
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And when I say I lost my shit–and by all lost gods did I– I mean it.
unmute unmute unmute
for the love of EVERYTHING holy u GOTTA unmute
Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.
At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.
They gave me a number to shoot for. It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.
So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.
I got what I asked for.
If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known. I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.
You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.
Because this is crucially important
Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action.
It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.
Important
Fuck.
If you scrolled right past this - GO THE FUCK BACK UP - this is a huge PSA
jfc I’ll be having some words with some folks
People at HoAnns believe this garbage that we can’t talk about or wages, but that was how we found out about a gap in management wages, and a gap between people who were hired under the old SM and the new SM.
Seriously guys, try salary.com. I just checked it myself, and now I’m actually pretty pissed
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HE ISN’T WRONG
#this does not fill me with confidence
yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears
fail glass covering our cringe bears
facts from the transformers comics that sound fake but are completely canon
god started the 4 million year decepticon/autobot war by knocking over a guys drink while trying to get a curly straw
megatron is a communist who wrote poetry and after the war becomes an autobot
cybertronians are a homonormative race, not that they really care or are actively aware of the significance of it
there an instance mpreg, which was written in for no reason other than the author likes mpreg
optimus made megatron the captain of an autobot ship on a journey to find a mythological group of explorers that optimus doesnt even really believe existed
shockwave went back in time and made god, so technically shockwave started the war too
for a while starscream actually was the ruler of cybertron, and he wasnt the worst leader they ever had
there are tons of other aliens besides cybertronians but you dont see them as often because they hate cybertronians and also megatron killed millions of them
cybertronians have the robot equivalent of most drugs (steroids, cigars, weed, vapes, hallucinogens, some sort of addictive substance, dont question it)
transformers is in the same continuity as g.i. joe for no reason other than…..hope for a hasbro extended cinematic universe? idk
in an older series megatron gets sent to the my little pony universe and he hates it
tumblr exists in transformers
transformers had slavery and they had to have a civil rights movement to get rid of it, and this wasnt even a major plot point
there is also racism in transfomers of function vs. form (ex. if youre a jet you have to be in the military, sport cars have to be racers) which was a major plot point in many issues and also caused the war
transformers who dont transform into cars, trucks, or other automobiles will often ride scooters or trains for transportation
theres a toaster transformer who everybody is obsessed with but has no active role in any of the stories other than being a toaster
at one point it was implied that two transformers tried to fuck in the trailer of another sleeping transformer. yes, it was weird. no, there was no good reason for it.
michael bay really let us the fuck down is what you’re saying
thats exactly what im saying thank you
Me, deleting a scene from my fic: Ugh, that was self-indulgent twaddle
Me, adding the scene back in: Oh, wait, that’s the entire point of my writing fan fiction
Fight the good fight.
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A Fic Writer’s Notes App
the vast majority of the 376 notes in my notes app are just fandom musings/shitposts or random plot points that pop into my head for a fic i’m working on. when i’m bored i enjoy scrolling through them to see what 3 AM monstrosity i can uncover.
today i found one that described Joker’s fashion sense as “basically just a Jackson Pollock painting tripping on LSD” and i-
TFP Megatron: *blinks*
Music: *intensifies*
Same smol gay energy.