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@velvet-dick
everyone: damn, it sucks that summer is ending
me:
this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns
This thread is making me wet
“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”
“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”
I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.
BIRD JUMPED ON THE KEYBOARD
AN d
WHERE AR ETHE MANNERS
I almost choked.
This scene is so important.
Me: Time to get shit done
My head: Head machine broke
Me: understandable, have a nice day
The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”
dion: aries, taurus, gemini, leo, aquarius, pisces
ms. lindsey: cancer, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius
She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets.
Bonus:
DAAMMMNNNNN
Reblogging for chris evans’ bonus toothpaste bit
the second radish is 29 feet away