bad mamma jama

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[srsfunny]

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

scared someone will see right through me and know one of my deepest desires is to be taken care of

[catamaurrr-star]

ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d

[clubpenguinkiller]

Be honest. My keysmashing always has too many js and qs in it and thats why you won’t have sex with me. am i right?

[disgustinggf]

that insane girl on tumblr is definitely your soulmate btw

[disgustinggf]

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

[desscaras-world]

forgor

[doctorcurdlejr]

I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

[greeniery]

[catchymemes]

[valtsv]

actually YOU are dust and to dust you shall return. not me though im different

[valtsv]

im non biodegradable nonedible glitter and im wreaking havoc on the environment

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[huffylemon]

[winslowat3am]

Pokémon have gotten loose on Tumblr again!

[larvitarr]

im on it

[softwaring]