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thetursithan

The dog's loyalty is unquestionable...

kaktus70

So cute

wolfdeutschland

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velvetmonstrosity

I sucked his dick in Berghain [Berlin] at Easter 2016

fwizard

omfg

velvetmonstrosity

all of my shit was going...going.. LOST! at “all winged beates with the lampyridae insect family” ! Following this, i’m happy i’m alone or someone would have called the cops on how excitedly i reacted to this.

desert-palm

captain-acab

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

thepioden

What kind of oomph are they putting into that little towing dohickey that it can haul a couple thousand pounds, and why not just put that power into the Camry

jetstream-mat

velvetmonstrosity

how could anyone not _love_ anime

cafeinevitable-deactivated20220

Lady with an Ermine by Leonardo da Vinci

oil on walnut panel

filmhabits

The Matrix Resurrections - Character Posters

Check out the trailer here.

itchy-9884

visual-infinity

A school of fish following a duck

catchymemes

urbanfantasyinspiration

My God they actually look like dogs now

introvertbard

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

dusky-phantom

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

introvertbard

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

rpmaniac

The absurd breed standards are a recent thing, developed in the past 100-150 years. The healthier breeds are much closer to their 19th century ancestors.