come play vees with me

I like mean women, sadomasochism, and problematic porn | Rals | Adult | they/them

[velvetteunderground]

tv man go brr

[space-sweetheart]

I love people who have specific characters that are their "no one understands this character like me. not even the writers." because they're genuinely not joking. the way they understand those specific characters is so profound that it'll change your entire veiw.

[chopstickerz]

Pencil died so here’s my progress on the WIP graaaah

[aulwil]

does anyone else ever think about the unnamed people left behind. the aftermath. does anyone else ever think about Husk's drinking buddies at the bar who wonder why he stops showing up one day. does anyone else ever think about the last surviving photo of Baxter in a museum's archives where he's just unidentified man (assumed dead in the sinking). does anyone else think about Val's girls who found him dead on the pavement and looked at each other over his still-warm body. does anyone else think about Cherri's punk friends who still to this day wonder what happened to that crazy pyro and try not to think about the bushfire that started on the last day anyone ever heard from her. does anyone else ever think about the film archivist who devoted their life to piecing together the lost classics starring Niffty. the documentaries. the docuseries. the authors of the books on Vincent Whittman and the youtube essayists who breathlessly recount Velvette's last days alive. Angel's grand-niece who wants to forget her family's history. the newspaper obituaries. is anyone else out there. is anyone else thinking about this. is this thing on

[velvetteunderground]

Does anyone wanna take my fic over the finish line for me

[heavyliinn]

"Night in pink" Fashion show theme.

I love this look of Velvette so much 💗✨

[velvetteunderground]

i've long said that working at voxtek has to at least be appealing on paper for them to continue accruing souls, so i think that their souls are sold in exchange for a fairly standard employment contract INCLUDING compensation and benefits. like it's not like any law could stop vox from running his company with entirely unpaid labor, but i think that it does benefit him to at least have some bare minimum standards in place to keep attracting new blood.

[hazbinhyperfixationtime]

That acronym means something very different to Valentino and Velvette.

[princetore]

For the WIP word ask game : soft and/or sharp ♡

for charvees summer :) (implied hypno noncon for both)

soft(ly)

"Oh, that's easy!" she answers, chipper. Her hips don't quit. "I came for a meeting with Val- hum, Mr. Valentino, the CEO, and we had a really-" Charlie gasps softly when Valentino squeezes her breast with a firm hand, "enlightening talk." 85k. "I realized I had no idea what I was doing, that— that— I don't even know anything about Sinners, not like the Vees do— Oh—" Valentino is drawing circles on her nipples and the Princess' eyes flutter— "And I was being so dumb to think I'd, like, make someone good and get them into Heaven, like, that's so stupid."

sharp

Another deep sound rumbled, better than the last, melting her mind out through her mouth. "Won't make any trouble for me now, will you, sweetheart?" Sharp prickles burrowed in the back of her head and grasped. She—slack-jawed and loose—was moved. Left–right–left–right. Red, black.

[velvetteunderground]

now i love hypno + love potion non-con charvees, but have we considered forced marriage charvees? some kind of variation on a soul contract?

[velvetteunderground]

and what's a little sexual harassment between friends. who loves sexual harassment more than us.

[aulwil]

been absolutely consumed with staticbelle thoughts recently and I don't have anyone to blame. can someone please volunteer to take the blame for me thinking of Charlie in a 50s housewife dress on Vox's orders

[aulwil]

(this is all in a noncon way btw) need Vox hypnotizing her and dressing her up in something slutty and humiliating to serve drinks at a VoxTek party or something

[hypno-bait]

in my #charvees noncon hypno Vox would dress Charlie like a pornier Voxtek employee. dark and cyan blues with red accents. short pencil skirts with risque slits and high heels. figure hugging blouses buttoned at his discretion. not office siren ofc because that aesthetic implies some intelligence and competency. Charlie should look as though she was hired for no other reason than to be passed around the office

[velvetteunderground]

ranking configurations of vees dying + grieving by fuckability

[velvetteunderground]

Vox dies - Highly context dependent. If Vox is murdered I think Valentino crashes out majorly and Velvette is left trying to make sure he doesn't quickly follow by trying to get vengeance. The shared tragedy brings them closer. 4/10 fuckability.

Valentino dies - I think this is the beginning of a slow descent into madness for Vox. First he plasters Valentino everywhere in an effort to manufacture grief from the public, then he sits and stews in his terrible man-cave. Velvette tries to get through to him but there's genuinely nothing she can do. The shared tragedy fractures them apart. 5/10 fuckability.

Velvette dies - Vox and Valentino go nuclear after their babydoll gets tragically murdered. I think they self destruct really spectacularly and Velvette would be thrilled at what an incredible dead wife she is. 7/10

Only Velvette survives - The one scenario I think genuinely gets her to act impulsively and lose her cool. She can be the cool head or the voice of reason to her boys, but without them? I think she'd feel like she has nothing left to lose. 10/10

Only Valentino survives - I think rather than crash out, Valentino totally wilts. i think the grief is too immense for him to even consider trying to do something about it. he is functionally destroyed. 8/10

Only Vox survives - I think eeriely close to how the end of s2 plays out. I think its murder-suicide city baby, but maybe after a period of trying to go solo- he's done it before, can do it again, etc. He is wrong <3 6/10

[velvetteunderground]

ranking configurations of vees dying + grieving by fuckability

[aulwil]

been absolutely consumed with staticbelle thoughts recently and I don't have anyone to blame. can someone please volunteer to take the blame for me thinking of Charlie in a 50s housewife dress on Vox's orders

[persephoneme]

fave hazbin thought experiment is contemplating the reactions each of the vees would have to losing each other #evil

[aimasup]