Checkpoint

[catchymemes]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

villain origin stories are so fucking funny. like oh i accidentally got lizard genes in my me guess i should get a sick hoverboard and fly around throwing bombs at people and screeching. my name is green goblin now. it’s the next logical step

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

thats a good point actually we’re all just a genetics lab accident away from cackling in the rooftops like nature intended

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

[bone-and-brawn]

(x)

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

[ilikeyoshi]

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

[miraculouslylazybug]

The reverse crush au where Adrien can’t control his emotions and happily calls out to marinette every time he sees her. 

[cerasum-chrysanthes]

I’M

F FOX

FOXES!!!!!!!!

[cerasum-chrysanthes]

[queenoftheantz]

People! It’s finally here! Me and my teams graduation movie, Ur Aska! 🌸

[porterr-robinson]

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[onward-to-victuuri]

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

[burnfoofighters]

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

[onward-to-victuuri]

oh this one is good

[vending-machiine]

WELL HELLO, IT'S RAINBOW 2.0

[gifbro]

[vending-machiine]

Commission

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Amour Nailo - Dark elf Rogue

[the-promise-has-been-made]

this whole discussion about a Mulan life-action baffles me. Like… I love the fun with Mushu and all but? Why do we need a Disney remake of the movie when there is

a pretty much epic

beautiful

actually Chinese version

with great characters

and Mulan’s more accurate story

readily available??? 

Since 2009??

[madamdoesnothing]

Well I know what I am watching now

[renefer]

UPDATE: I just watched this and I have so many emotions. Seriously, check this out

[neoyi]

OOH! On my list!

[katsplanet]

i didnt know this existed!!! ok

[scarabsi]

I’ve failed all my followers for not letting them know about this immediately. I’m sorry you guys missed out.

[cosmic-noir]

I NEED IT

[life-b4-death]

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v19697192DZSkejpc

Here is a link to watch it free online with English subtitles.

Just as a warning, it is a little violent, some horses are killed during the battles, and there is a scene where Wentai cuts open his wrist. It is a very good movie, I just finished watching it and would recommend everyone watch it.

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

Thank you for the warning about the horses because I hate watching animals die, especially without a heads up,

[myminutethoughts]

This looks awesome