[fairycosmos]

does anyone know how to make a desicion

[fairycosmos]

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way

[homeboygirl]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[amalasdraws]

Elon Musk pissed in the blue checkmark pit

[funnytwittertweets]

[evilnicegirl]

[earthtodes]

I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge

[catchymemes]

[worm-moon-eclipse]

IT'S ME GIRL I'M THE ANGEL OF MUSIC SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME GIRL LEAVE THE BOY WE DON'T NEED HIM COME WITH ME AND SING MY SONGS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC TIMES IN CAVES DO DO DO DO YEAH YOU NEED ME GIRL YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

[memewhore]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The fucking legendary WAIT to fake bomb them to show them you knew the whole time. 

Legend.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, "...hey you know what would be funny?" and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project

[homoluigi]

Lol

[childofgears]

you’re just gonna leave this in the tags?

[voluntaryvictim]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[demolitiondean]

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

did you just fucking have this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

cannot believe twitter libs are whining that protesting outside Kavanaugh's house is iNcOnSiDeRaTe To HiS nEiGhBoRs. if you live nextdoor to Brett fucking Kavanaugh and you're not shitting on his porch or at least throwing eggs at his house every day you're wasting your life.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

this bitch understood

[rocketmouse]

It was, in fact, his neighbors who organized the protest.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

fucking superb you funky little neighbors

[nepofledgling]

I actually wouldn’t mind people coming back to tumblr, I think an increase in activity could be fun. I think it would be fucking hilarious if people tried to introduce 2021s influencer culture on here. you would literally get eaten alive

[garchomp-ings]

[comradekatara]

it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what? that was , like, ages ago. six years ago, even. I’m stupid now. my brains turned to mush!” and then they just believe him and completely let their guard down. I love it

[hasleftthechat-deactivated20211]

Iroh leverages ageism to do whatever the fuck he wants, and to win at everything forever.

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[roseverdict]

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…