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Um blog sobre minha vida, música, coisas que eu gosto/acho legal e outras aleatoriedades! @IvanRox no twitter

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

[geekandmisandry]

What kind of frog can consume a whole person??

[elfwreck]

[venenoderato]

The fog...

[neil-gaiman]

Dear Mr Gaiman,

I am but a humble refugee from the currently imploding hellsite of Twitter, and I have to ask - how does Tumblr work?

Yours sincerely,

An Elon Musk Disliker

Very oddly. There's no algorithms. Find your friends on this hell-site by finding out if anyone's on Tumblr. Follow them. Read what comes across your dashboard. If anyone consistently posts things you like or that interest you, follow them. Search for things you are interested in, and follow tags. Reblog things you find that are interesting. Waste time here. Enjoy yourself. Read the comments and notes on this post to find out what everyone else thinks or wants to add.

[venenoderato]

Neil Gaiman ensinando como usar o Tumblr, #FicaDica pra quem for migrar e nunca usou.

[gayvampyr]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[manypersons]

[korrasera]

In case anyone isn't aware, connections like that are literally called 'illegal' techniques in LEGO parlance.

Illegal building techniques are ones that aren't allowed in official LEGO sets, which always use building techniques designed for and intended by LEGO. The reason they're called illegal is because they stress the blocks in a way they weren't intended for, causing various kinds of material failure overtime.

As an example, the blocks in the example above slowly deform over time because, slowly warping until they don't connect very well to other blocks or each other.

[as-the-jay-flies]

[venenoderato]

Reativando o Tumblr devido a iminente morte do Twitter com post aleatório...

[positivelycrippled]

[raptorific]

Was she just waiting in the toaster until one of them set her up with a good opening line?

[thelordanubis]

I would

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[bizarre-bazart]

[venenoderato]

Árvore de pandas...

[elizabethmarten]

[venenoderato]

Aquele momento que você precisa resgatar sua alma gêmea de um barco pirata fantasma...

[nasturbate]

[longscarydream]

this is from spy kids

[venenoderato]

Spy Kids filosófico...

[jjong]

[venenoderato]

Isso é novela indiana ou chefe de Final Fantasy?

[venenoderato]

Look I normally respect everyone’s opinions how is anyone NOT voting for Deborah????? she has so much more going on than Wretched Tooth and I Just. Don’t. Get. Why anyone would vote for Wretched Tooth? #DeborahIsTheOne #TimeForDeborah

[acetrophile]

don’t be happy worry

[venenoderato]

Don't be happy, worry...

[urqv-blog]

[venenoderato]

Bons tempos...

[freakinman-deactivated20180929]

[bread-into-toast]

[venenoderato]

Melhor romance do universo de Star Wars.

[millionfish]

[venenoderato]

Ponyo Ponyo Revolution!

[venenoderato]

The signs as Tidus' socially awkward quotes and actions

Aries: *distressed screaming*

Taurus: *awkward jogging in place*

Gemini: "Whoa! I gotta tell Wakka!" *immediately after being told not to tell Wakka about Yuna's racial background*

Cancer: *swats at sinspawn with his hands then falls on his ass*

Leo: *forced laughter*

Virgo: "She's an Al Bhe...beh..."

Libra: "Well helly do sad wee to you, too."

Scorpio: *invades Auron's personal space to sniff him*

Sagittarius: *chokes on food after eating too fast*

Capricorn: "Stop right there, Goers! You guys are smilin' now, but not for long! 'Cause this year, us Aurochs are takin' the cup!"

Aquarius: *spies on Yuna then gets caught by stumbling through the door*

Pisces: "They say Seymour went to Macarena Temple."