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Okay. I haven’t seen the airport video so I can’t tell a tone of voice. HOWEVER, I am seeing accounts of what happened when Sebastian landed in Atlanta, and that fan pestering him about an autograph even after he said no.

Listen. That man is blessed with an incredible amount of patience and kindness and he gives and give and gives to his fans and he gives his time to us and conventions. He is respectful to us, why the fuck can’t you be respectful towards him?

Conventions are fucking exhausting. Dealing with people all day; m&g, photos, autographs, panels...that’s A LOT of energy to take and give. IT IS EXHAUSTING. Physically, mentally, emotionally.

He just came from a nonstop con, where he was nothing but smiles and hugs and geneuine kindness. He’s tired, he wants to sleep. To just have time to himself.

Disrespecting his space and his first “no” and continuing to hound him is distasteful, and flat out rude. If he truly “snapped” at this person...good for him. Leave him alone. Don’t push and push until you get an annoyed answer.

How would you feel if you had a week of flying and traveling, spent all your energy at a con for hours on end, just to fly out again and have to be bright eyed and busy tailed the next day for filming? You’d be dead on your feet too. You’d just want to go eat, shower, sleep- or just straight sleep.

Sebastian literally was just talking about this at the con. Be kind to others. BE KIND TO OTHERS.

Why can you show the same amount of respect to him as you would want it shown to you? Why is that so so hard for people/some fans to comprehend? It really really isn’t. He’s not a machine. He is human. He is exhausted. Please just let him be, and if he says no.

RESPECT HIS REFUSAL.

You are not entitled to an autograph or a picture or hell, even a smile if he doesn’t want to give it.

(And please don’t come at me with that “some people can’t go/afford cons” I know. I 10000% get and understand that, but that isn’t the issue here.)

No means no, no matter who it comes from.

*EDIT: He didn’t even snap. He’s IS clearly exhausted. My message still stands. RESPECT HIM. It’s really not that hard.

avenger-nerd-mom

As if Tom would date a fat chick. Have you seen the women he has dated? All beautiful, healthy, skinny women who take care of their bodies. He doesn't date morbidly obese ladies who treat their bodies like trash cans.

Ya, know, I had a shitty week. I come to tumblr, was all excited to see the little envelope was lit up with a message. And this is what I get? Because I posted a photo earlier today of a character inspiration of my dearest Thalia?

I was going to ignore it. I was going to block it. And then I thought. Fuck it. I’ll use it to my advantage.

If YOU want to read two Novella’s on how @devikafernando and I think Chris Evans and Tom Hiddleston both could fall in love with a plus-size woman, PLEASE feel free to check out Educating Thalia and the sequel, Being Thalia.

We’re two best selling authors who publish our fan-fic for free, we really don’t care about your opinion.

I could inform you, since it’s September, PCOS Awareness Month, that 1 in 10 women are affected by a hormonal disorder that causes serious weight gain, despite what they eat, but I’m not going to waste my time or breath on you, what with such hateful language as “treat their bodies like trash cans.” (not my words- the words of the spiteful writer of the letter I received for those of you skimming through… )

NO. I’m going to feed you to the wolves instead…

Anyone else want to weigh in on opinions on fan fic MCs or Tom’s love life?

@deathbyukmen @nuggsmum @tinchentitri @virtualgirlfriendsan @thewife101 @mindingmyownbusiness @tchitchou26 @lillianfromaccounting @celeb-fess @moncun @itsliterallythis @maevecurrywrites @maeve-curry-writes @giselagreywrites @jennphoenix @jennygirl2014 @angelus80

So dear nonny, I post a lot of fat chicks. It’s what I write. My upcoming novel is about a fat chick. (Nonny’s word- not mine) so speaking of trash, just don’t follow me if you don’t like it. I’m not looking for drama.

Thanks, bye

lisathewife101

I can totally see why anon decided to send this anon. Lol Sorry to be the one to tell you this honey, but you have too much woman coming at you right now. For all the right reasons. 😆😆😆 Not only are you offending women who are bigger, you’re offending Tom and Evans by implying they’re shallow. I wonder if you truly are a fan, or you yourself are just hopping on the train because you have insecurities.

Don’t be so naive, sweetheart. From this ask alone, we got more of everything than you ever could have. 😉

in-fi-ni-deactivated20181203

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

optimysticals

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)

See how thick all that metal is? It’s not going to cave in on you.

And you can do this with it:

Because nothing says punching a nazi in the nose like a diamond/sapphire/ruby encrusted Captain America ring…

insanityandimpossiblethings

read this again but imagine its Peggy Carter picking her engagement ring

optimysticals

yes. good.

tilltheendwilliwrite

Reblog for a Cap ring to punch Nazis in the nose

smoochuu-deactivated20181228

reposting bc op has an ugly url w an ableist slur in it but this also goes for terfs

13-vampires-in-a-coat

Yep. What the Tweets said. Thing is, guys, debates aren’t reasonable or fair when for one side, the facts are made up and the truth doesn’t matter. White supremacists or TERFs, the tactic is the same. They make most of their points up. Their “facts” are taken from others who think like them and if you track them to their source, you’ll find they’re completely ridiculous and untrue. But YOUR facts, backed by science, don’t matter to someone locked into cult thinking, because like Donald Trump, they think the mainstream media and scientists are out to get them, so they will reject your claims and demand you prove your point with their sources. Which you can’t.

Do not debate white supremacists. Do not debate your weird uncle at Christmas dinner. Do not debate TERFs. There is no point except for them to recruit you to their way of thinking.

Debates are not fair when one side makes up all their facts and refuses to acknowledge truth.

fraiseblond

Delhi Queer Pride 2017 🏳️‍🌈

trubutt

Seeing asexuals there makes me want to vomit thanks

profeessionalslacker

same

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davaikatsudon

Lgbt people in traditionally not-lgbt-friendly countries: fight for acceptance, love, tolerance, and perseverance over hatred

Y'all goblins: ok but

isa-ghost

BLESS THE ASEXUALS THERE AND FUCK THE TWO CUNTS ABOVE THE PERISH PIC

iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat

BLESS ALL OF THESE PEOPLE, INDIA DIDN’T STRIKE DOWN ITS LAW THAT CRIMINALIZED GAY SEX UNTIL 2018, THIS PRIDE TOOK PLACE BEFORE THAT, THESE PEOPLE WERE BRAVE AS FUCK

sherlock-holmes-is-aroace

Reblogging for this last comment – we respect the brave LGBTQ+ folk here!

demonladytakkuri

Y’all ever notice how aphobes always say stuff like “GUHRR YOU WERRNT AT ALL THE DANGEROUS AND IMPORTANT HISTORY SO YOU CANT BE HERE NOW HUGN” but when aspec people ARE at important events putting their neck out alongside the rest of the community to fight for acceptance, aphobes are disgusted with that too

Like. Y’all are just proving the only reason y’all don’t want aspec people in the community is that y’all just hate us lmao.

iron-sunrise

They wanted to vomit because seeing Asexuals be brown people at a brown Pride event in a brown country subverts and unspools so much bullshit they wrap themselves in.

Enough to give a bitch serious vertigo.

kaijuno

Lake Michigan

notjustanygay

Ocean*

kaijuno

I mean, Lake Michigan is big enough to be a sea. All the Great Lakes are, they’re not considered seas because they’re not all at sea level, they’re all freshwater, and they’re not directly connected to the ocean (they’re only connected through rivers and lochs)

Small lakes don’t have noticeable waves but because the Great Lakes are so big there’s enough room for the air to downdraft across it (which is also why in Michigan you get lake effect weather and so it can be a blizzard one day and 70° the next)

grumpycakes

My grandmother, who grew up in Puerto Rico, when seeing Lake Michigan for the first time with my grandfather exclaimed, “This is not a lake, it is a sea!”

61below

Lake Superior has tides. They’re not as dramatic as the actual ocean’s of course. But still. For every storm that kicks up 200ft spray and waves that crash over the tops of the lighthouses on the piers, there’s days when you can’t tell where the water meets the sky.

Lake Superior doesn’t have a monster, Lake Superior IS the monster.

a-talking-potato

lake superior (gichi-gami in ojibwe) has enough water in it cover both america’s in a foot of it. it contains 10% of the worlds fresh surface water! it’s 1333 ft deep!!! she’s Big

twotontwentyone

Its almost as if it is … Superior

artemxmendacium-blog

Scenes I need...

Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!

Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.

Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?

Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?

Loki: …maybe a three?

Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.

Loki: -thinking- I like him.

runnerfivestillalive

It had been a joke, a flippant line, but somehow, Loki found himself taking the youth up on it.

It was hard living around these heroic Avengers, hard trying to stay close to Thor. And when he felt his need for mischief rise too high, when he felt exasperation with these Midgardians turn too close to spite, he would casually say “Six.” to the young man, or sometimes “Seven.”

And Peter would spend the rest of his day with Loki. He would badger him with questions about magic, or drag him across his beloved city to see its entertainments, or take him along stopping petty crimes. He grounded Loki to the here and now, and distracted him from the churning, jagged shards of ice in his mind.

hindi-si-ikay-deactivated202501

WE NEED LOKI AND PETER FICS

strawbebbynya

lyricfrost13

Stark’s brat had a system. It had been amusing, at first glance, especially when “killing puppies” was apparently a higher level of evil than trying to take over the world. It had risen and fallen - two, five, one. There were honestly good days.

It took some time before a truly bad day came up.

After a difficult battle, the Captain was being particularly sanctimonious, his team following suit. Even Stark made biting comments.

Loki could scream.

“Spider-man,” he said as calmly as he could. The young man glanced up, having been tying up some of their enemies a few yards away.

“Seven.”

“… okay, guys, I’m going to head out with Loki for the rest of the day. Don’t need us for debrief, yeah?”

“Sure,” Stark shrugged, glancing between the two of them oddly. Loki wasn’t entirely sure what the plan was. They went in civilian clothes to a small café.

“I wasn’t paying attention, so whatever was said, I don’t agree,” Peter began. “But that’s not what I’m here for. So. When you teleport, how does that work? Is it harder with longer distances? Or is knowledge of the place more helpful?” Loki blinked, but explained. It led to a discussion of magical theory. Peter (Loki still called him Parker aloud, but the child and even his young friends grew on him in time) was eager and curious, comparing what he knew from Strange and fantasy books to Loki’s knowledge. It was admittedly fascinating to see how many versions of sorcery humans had created by mere imagination. He was definitely amused by the elves and dwarves of Lord of the Rings.

Sometimes Peter tentatively asked about Strange and Maximoff, if they were doing similar things. Never if Loki was at an 8 or above though.

“Strange is like a child prodigy. He’s good, picks the practical parts up well. He even got the jump on me - but he has not had as much time to study as me. He’s a student where I am a master. Maximoff is incredibly powerful and incredibly lucky, but she does not have much training at all.” Sometimes conversation turned to music, animals, current events.

Peter was good. It was odd, how Loki became so sure of the fact so quickly.

After the conversations, often accompanied with food or a walk, he was always down to a 3 or so. Which made Peter an important person.

So the next time Peter was in trouble and the Avengers were indisposed, Loki was not the least bit surprised that he was not the only one ready to tear someone apart for the kid. Two men in red - one with horns, one with guns and swords - a young girl with cat-shaped blasters on her hands, and the Captain’s assassin friend. Loki curled his lips and muttered:

“For anyone that harms you? 10.”

shetanshadowwolf

IT GOT MORE SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW IT AND IM IN LOVE

also, the fact we get Daredevil, Deadpool, Shuri, and James teaming up with Loki to protect Peter? I AM HERE FOR ALL THIS HELLS YES

tygermama

(I thought I didn’t have anything to add but I do)

It was just after noon on a Saturday when Loki got a text from Peter, all it said was

‘8, I’m at home′

Peter had never used their number system for himself before.

Loki had promised the boy’s aunt he would not teleport into their home and while he’d had every intention of honouring that promise, this was definitely an exception.

When Loki materialized in Peter’s room, his friend was pacing, angry and red-faced. Loki had never seen Peter furious before.

Peter began shouting when he saw Loki, ‘Men are scum! Irredeemable, horrible, crappy, scummy scum!’

‘Thank you for telling me, Peter.’ Loki said, sitting down on Peter’s bed. ‘Any particular men inspiring this diatribe?’

Peter grabbed a pillow off his bed and screamed into it, ‘There’s a guy at Aunt May’s work who’s harassing her and she says I need to stay out of it and let Human Resources do their jobs and he’s a creep and he’s making May feel creeped out and… I don’t know what to do.’

Loki blinked. Of all the people Peter could have gone to, he had chose Loki.

‘Thank you, for telling me this. Although I’m not sure how I can be of help.’

Peter flopped down onto the bed next to Loki, ‘You’re my friend and you’re an adult. And I wasn’t sure who else to talk to.’

Loki flopped back next to Peter, it seemed appropriate. ‘If Human Resources doesn’t sort this out to your satisfaction, I can turn this person into a goat.’

Peter giggled, ‘An ugly, stupid goat?’

‘Any kind of goat you like,’ Loki replied.

divide-by-triple-zero

this is suddenly the most important thing in the world and i want to personally hug everyone in this thread.

captain-planet-official

It is Spring in the Northern Hemisphere! Even more good news is that the bee population has actually been climbing back up and they have been doing very well this year so far!

Which means you are more likely to see an increase of honeybee activity! Especially if you live near any open fields, orchards, or even just a lot of flowering plants!

When a new queen is born into a hive and becomes mature, she takes a lot of workers with her to find a new hive! But the queens are somewhat fat and not very strong fliers! So they stop and rest while scouts find a new spot for a hive! This is called swarming and looks something like this!

This is NOT a hive! If you see this behavior in bees, rest assured that they will likely be gone within the next few days once they find a spot for their hive! They don’t want to be there any more than you want them to be!

Sometimes they pick very inconvenient spots to swarm and understandably you want them gone as soon as possible! Luckily there is a humane way if removing them is your only option!

Call your local apiaries (beekeepers) and ask what options they have for humane swarm removal! Many pest control companies also have a humane option to transport a swarm to an apiary!

(About apiaries: Kept bees are actually very healthy and well taken care of and their contribution actually made a great impact in restoring the honeybee population!)

Remember to be good to our hard working little sisters! Don’t panic if you see a swarm, they will be gone before you know it!

And if I catch you hurting a swarm… bees will be the least of your problems!

-Captain Planet

valtsv

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

valtsv

tiwaztyrsfist

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

solepunk

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

whatelsecanwedonow

Whatever happens, you must promise me one thing – that you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

Had the best time with my mom and 2 bestfriends at Disney Springs!! I can't believe we really haven't gone before when we live like 2 hours away! So have to do it again!!!

#disney #Disney world #Disney Springs #happiestplaceonearth

rustandruin

Not all heroes wear capes.

roguephoenix311

The full story goes on to say he got an A too

noturaveragedumbass-deactivated

Don’t think of Pepper, who always knew that Iron Man would be the death of Tony, watch as her prediction came to fruition, and not be able to do anything about it except give him one last parting kiss on the cheek.

Don’t think of Happy, who had been with Tony long before he had returned from being held by terrorists, after which he had immediately asked for a cheeseburger. Don’t think of how he must have felt when his daughter asked for the same thing after Tony’s death.

Don’t think of Peter, who had finally gotten that hug when he wasn’t turning to ash, only to have Tony slip away only a few moments later. Don’t think of how it must have felt for him to lose yet another parental figure, the grief he must have faced.

Don’t think of Rhodey, who had known Tony since they were both in MIT, and who had already nearly lost him to terrorists all those years ago. Who had been by his side all these years, especially during his Avenging, only to watch as he slipped away.

Don’t think of Harley, who had met Tony so long ago in his shed, and who hadn’t heard much else from him until his funeral.

Don’t think of Morgan, who was only five, and whose last words to her father were “I love you 3000,” and who had these very words returned to her in the recording Tony left behind before he died.

And definitely don’t think of Tony, who was so close to the happy ending he fought so hard for. Who had his second kid back — the first being Harley — and even had a third with the love of his life.

Don’t think of Earth, which had lost its Greatest Defender in the process of being avenged.

venomtots

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

venomtots

All of you are so valid

idlnmclean

FYI, that is generally speaking a safe protocol. Couple of notes. Fungi and bacteria are the first lifeforms discovered to eat plastic. They both use a technique of creating biofilms on and in things to establish colonies; even bacterial and fungi that don’t eat plastic will burrow into it. Visual inspection is not generally good enough to preclude fungal “roots” in plastic. Though if the plastic has separated (forming like a bubble or a peeling away film) then microbials have almost certainly established “roots” in the material. The metabolism of microorganisms denatures plastic even if they don’t eat it; this produces toxic biproducts similar to burning plastic. If something has grown in the tupperwear from it being left along in the wet and the dark with a growth medium for who knows how long then opening it is a bad idea. That will almost certainly aerosolize spores or bacteria that have had long enough time and sufficiently isolated conditions to evolve their own special adaptations. “Cleaning” and reusing the tupperwear is ill-advised in that case as you’d need a lab to guarentee the plastic isn’t compromised and playing host to some nasty biofilm that is resilient against typical cleaning practices, and the plastic itself likely is coming apart in a way that will perpetuate toxicity–low grade at best– even if you did manage to santize the surfaces. Best case scenario, you’re eating microplastic and the tupperwear is shedding as it breaks down over years. It ain’t worth it.

venomtots

^^^^^^