The Cosmos Enjoy My Meaty Flesh

venisongalaxy

[disgustinganimals]

[spongebob-daily]

[oukime]

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Gay ppl when they see their friend in the hallway at school

[junepop45]

AND?!

[tastefulcucumber]

My college: if you hang out in the dorm lobby/common spaces, your kicked out of college!

Me and my group of friends trying to play DnD:

[tackminyard]

this is genuinely the FUNNIEST thing i’ve seen all day

[cottonvibes]

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[pukicho]

Wish I was the hulk

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[tastefulcucumber]

Please help me in making the Church of Activia Yogurt (CAY) become a reality.

[tastefulcucumber]

Please help me in making the Church of Activia Yogurt (CAY) become a reality.

[tastefulcucumber]

Please help me in making the Church of Activia Yogurt (CAY) become a reality.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[psinghx]

[thejusticethatissocial]

on one hand this is hysterically funny, but on the other someone’s gonna get lit on fire or blown up at this rate lmao

[cute-thangsss]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

me every year

winter: *kills all the flowers and the leaves*

me: i guess this is just the way it is forever now :/

spring: hey bonch 

me:

[mikacentral]

[railroadsoftware]

why’d she resign

[laurbyboom]

couldnt handle the truth