420 hotcher

i'm going to excavate myself

[dankmemeuniversity]

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

[dojacat]

[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

Every princess: I have the following reasons to believe that joining your Alliance is a bad idea strategically

She-Ra: ok but have you considered the fact that I’m big

Every princess: understandable where do I sign

[sapphic-glimmerr]

[catchymemes]

[bulletnurse]

[griffys]

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

[iridessence]

me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

[joey-wheeler-official]

This image told me to kill myself over shipping

[super-metroid]

isnt this that highschool murder game the fingers in his ass guy is from?

[cool-eevee]

This post is a fucking two hit combo

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[fail-boat]

My foster kitten

[fail-boat]

is trying

[fail-boat]

to steal

[fail-boat]

my beer.

[lilragekitten]

Guys… 

Please… 

turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction. 

I love Jocelyn the kitten. 

[fr0g-queen-deactivated20240709]

Omg precios baby 😭

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

[radiation]

greco-roman? nahhhh im talkin about gecko roamin’

[radiation]

romp romp romp

[ja-khajay]

[tulparightsactivist]

:(

[gayhyuna]

[schmergo]

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

[scopesandskulllties-deactivated]

Explain

[schmergo]

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat