Image description/transcript: a thin white man with a beard is in front of a door. The screen says “Paying for tinder gold to see who likes you.”
He says: “Well let’s see what’s behind this door.” He opens the door and the phantom of the opera soundtrack plays with a spooky sound that denotes the phantom. The screen says “fat girls.” He then says “Nooooo...” and closes it
The camera cuts and a thin Black man is now in the frame. He says: Move stupid, get out of my way!
An off-screen voice says: Bro you’re a chubby chaser?
The Black man says, with a look of disgust: chubby chaser? motherfucker, I am a chubby whisperer. a chubby hunter. My pronouns are moto/moto. [his expression changes to one of reverence] have you not heard the news? first off thick thighs save lives and I will be fucking immortal. second off have you ever watched anime with a big girl? there are three snacks there: the ones you brought, the ones she brought, and her. and I guarantee there’s enough left for seconds. there’s a reason we call them party size. And third of all, have you ever hugged a big girl? every part—every part of them is squishy. God himself does not sleep on a pillow so soft! so soft. [he returns to a look of disgust] and your disdain for them is both ignorant and foolish. you’re a clooooown! [he now opens the door with a look of delight] now if you’ll excuse me— I’m comin’ baby!
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