Venomous Dandelion

Hi, I'm Seth. I like 1:00 AM showers, beat up sneakers, and cereal. That is my entire identity in two sentences.

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[twinsfawn]

monday mood

[mxnrique]

[thebootydiaries]

male stand-up comedians: haha women be shopping! They be eating salad!

female stand-up comedians: haha hey look I’m a girl and I have sex! I’m crazyyy

me, 6 ft handsome man in the crowd: has anyone seen my foam cup? It fell out of my hand has anyone seen it? I want to recycle

[angelicguy]

me after taking two pills from a pill bottle labeled “pills that make it so if there’s a cherry pie in a bear trap, you can’t see the bear trap” and seeing a cherry pie right next to me: i mean, what are the odds right?

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

[viciere]

ok but did he deliver

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

of course 

[thepsychoticfuckingbiotic]

OH MY GOD

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

I choked

[fuckyahumor]

legendary

[frolicious]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[institute-for-thermal-research]

oh you eating my ex’s ass? how do my toes taste?

[ginger-ale-official]

i don’t like this post at all I gotta say

[jealously-deactivated20170927]

[thestoryandyou]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Octavia’s face when Eliza tells her she got freaky with the fish.

[lugmilla]

[slimetony]

I really hope I don’t have an epic fail today

[doomy]

me as a brain surgeon

[potterwatch]

HARRY DID U PUT UR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?

[jkatnay]

Disney: *makes yet another live Acton remake*

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