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Anna * twentysix * she/her * cancer * cat mom
Hi everyone I’m currently only using this blog to interact with other’s and reblog my favorite works! I am slowly getting into writing again myself but since it’s been a while, i’m not yet comfortable sharing them. When i hopefully do post them they’ll be linked here.
from an au where shane is a sculptor and his sculpture does something very interesting
don't save your assigned ilya of the day, he's exactly where he wants to be 💖
leg is tastiest part
Remember Shane's PR approved smile whenever we see him recording an ad in the show?
Now think about post coming-out Hollanov doing an ad campaign together (like Calvin Klein?? People would go crazy for it). Shane having so much fun on this shoot because of course his beloved husband is here, being silly, making him smile and laugh until his cheeks hurt, and also looking really sexy.
And when the campaign finally launch, everyone is shocked, not just by how hot they are, but by how happy Shane looks. They never saw hockey's golden boy smile like this, so big it shows his perfect teeth and his eyes are all ^^. Everyone on the internet being like.. wow they really love each other, don't they?
shock - hollanov - @hollanovmicrofic - word count: 274 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3
The moment they finished practice, Ilya hurried to his phone, a huge grin on his face. It seemed that now they were out to the world, he somehow missed Shane more than ever before, his heart aching every time he couldn't talk to his fiance. It made it even worse that Shane was currently at Ilya's house, probably in his bed. What did it matter that he was part of a team practicing for playoffs when he had much more important things to worry about?
Of course, when he looked down at his messages, he couldn't help but laugh.
Shane <3: Ilya, WHAT THE FUCK? Shane <3: WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES? Shane <3: WHERE IS MY SUITCASE?
Smirking, he replied.
Ilya: Is okay, malysh, I took out your face slime and left in bathroom before taking clothes with me. Now you just have to wear my things. So sad. Shane <3: You fucking asshole. Shane <3: Are you serious? Shane <3: OH MY GOD. Shane <3: YOU LEFT YOUR FUCKING JERSEY? Shane <3: ROZANOV I SWEAR TO GOD.
Ilya was still grinning as Troy walked over, leaning to catch a peek at his screen. "Messaging Hollander?" he asked knowingly, but his expression turned to shock as he took in the fact that Shane's words were NOT pleased. "Damn, Roz. Trouble in paradise?"
But he just laughed, throwing an arm around Troy. "Ah, no, Barrett. I am very, very happy here. This is truest love, I think."
Troy snorted, rolling his eyes, while Ilya grinned at another incoming text.
It was a picture of Shane in his jersey with the caption 'I fucking hate you.'
pining - hollanov - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 310 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3
"Alright, who fucking did it?" Ilya growled as he walked into the locker room, unable to keep a straight face even as he tried desperately to look upset.
He was met with many guilty-looking faces.
"Roz, man, I think you're gonna have to be more specific," Bood said from the back of the room, grinning.
That, Ilya supposed, was fair. The energy in the Centaurs’ locker room had always been fun and easy; so pranks, jokes, and teasing were definitely the love language of choice for the team. To simply ask 'who did it' was just inviting about ten confessions at once.
"Hollander and I were watching TV show last night, yes?" Ilya explained, gesturing to Shane, who had a shit-eating grin on his face. "And there is this word, 'pining.' I did not understand, and Shane had trouble explaining, so I look up example. And I find," he pulled out his phone with a flourish, "This."
It was a wikipedia article, with the definition of the word and the linguistic history. Then, underneath all of that, was a picture.
A picture of Ilya...looking at Shane.
The entire team burst out laughing.
"Oh my god, I didn't do that, but I fuckin wish I did, man!" Hayes shouted, wiping tears from his eyes.
"Genius!" Barrett called.
"I've been laughing all night about it," Shane added, smirking.
"It must have been one of you fuckers," Ilya grumbled, lips turning up at the edges. "I know it. I have very good sense about these things."
"Probably someone online a lot, right? Maybe Harris?" Dykstra suggested.
"Nah, he would've told me," Barrett shot down.
"Who else is online a lot?"
As if in a coordinated effort, all eyes turned to Luca Haas, who was blushing and grinning sheepishly. "I...uh...thought it was funny?"
And the whole room began to laugh again.
interviewer: ilya rozanov, do you have any comment on the alleged homophobic comments targeting you in today’s game?
ilya: if they could just put their minds off where i put my dick and into where i put the puck, maybe they would notice that it is going into the goal
interviewer: shane hollander, do you have any comment on your husband and captain’s rather coarse language?
shane: is he wrong?
Finally... The Shanebug...
Forever thinking about “Boston is nice too?” and wanting to throw up about it. Just sitting on the floor of a gym across from the stranger who would be the Shane of his existence like.
I am so far away from home. I am so afraid but I cannot show it. I’m going to be all on my own out there and people are not kind to me. I’ve always been alone, but never this kind of alone before. I don’t really know you, but you seemed kind. And earnest. You would not lie to me. Is it safe? Will I be happy there and safe? Boston is nice too?
Ougghhhhgg. My brave little bug I’mgping to be sick
we don’t deserve him
A conversation I don’t think yall are ready for yet is that you can love a character sooooo much and relate to them and see yourself in them but at the end of the day they’re still fake and that’s why someone else’s take on them or headcanon about them isn’t a direct message about you or insult to your identity. If your identity is so wrapped up in a character that you can’t distinguish between reality and fiction, then you are the problem. Not some random person online who interprets the character differently than you.
this also goes for when you hate a character soooooo much and relate them to every person who hurt you and see everyone you hate in them, at the end of the day they're still fake and someone else's love for them is not a commentary on your trauma
#i also think we should not be using 'i relate to the character' as a claim to authority on the character #just because you relate does not mean your interpretations are law for the rest of us or even correct or 'more accurate' than anyone else's #it just means you relate full stop lmao. (via @kaibacorpintern)
i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!
they gotta look out for each other
1x04. The Death Stare. Starting Episode 4! :)
Also thinking about how Shane and Ilya probably have their own kind of sign language because they can never remember the word for things in each other's language. Ilya will be looking for the the can opener, because Anya's barking after they were five minutes later than usual getting back from practice and now her food is late, so there's just a lot of noise and he can't think in English. So he's like "My Shane, the electric one is broken. Where is the open thing. You know the open thing like—" and he makes a fist with one hand and circles it with the fingers of his other hand, flopping it up like the lid opening after he's done a rotation. And Shane's immediately like "Oh, in the drawer with the weird utensils."
Or another time Shane's really trying to remember the word for chicken but he just can't. And it's Russian day, the day of the week where Shane commits to speaking Russian the whole day, so he really doesn't want to cheat and go back to English. Eventually he folds his arms towards himself and starts wagging them like wings. And Ilya's like "Ah! Kuritsa!"
They use so many of these to frequently that it just gets easier to call the other's name and do the gesture rather than try to find the word.
What I want to see in s2
