I'M IN TOO MANY FANDOMS...

[venus-nex]

"Now, face the most fearsome super villain ever created!" //part music starts playing

(SO glitchy idk why)

[heartwarminganimals]

Source on twitter

[tillytoppazh]

How to get a small cylinder out of

[wellwaterhysteria]

every time a woman talks about getting cosmetic surgery lip fillers botox buccal fat removal PREVENTATIVE botox labiaplasty rhinoplasty any of the plastys i feel like i'm being sucked down a fucking storm gutter. it's so bleak and it's so grim and it's so profoundly upsetting. here's how to sleep so you don't get wrinkles! here's how to laugh and smile so you don't get wrinkles! here's this horrifically over involved skincare routine that you should start as a teenager to prevent any indication that you've lived a life free from the omnipresent fear of being observed and subsequently found lacking! you are empowering yourself by constantly placing every piece of your body into separately managed boxes of routines and standards! this should be your hobby! your body is not just for you! the world is entitled to dictate how you look and how you feel about yourself and the unattainable goals are always changing and you will never ever rest! but you should get more sleep! don't look old! look fresh! be fuckable! be cool! make this look low effort! don't be high maintenance! your earlobes are ugly! you're ugly! you're so beautiful! beauty is everything! beauty is worth! self consciousness is so unattractive! make the other women in your life feel inhuman for not sticking to the rules as well as you have! this is a sisterhood! this is a direct competition! kill the competition! support women! other women are doing it wrong! don't be like other women! be the best woman! we'll stop punishing the best woman! i'm going to be fucking sick on myself.

[wellwaterhysteria]

[intj-confessions]

Every writing advice thing ever: Don’t get bogged down in details on your first draft. Just write! ☺️

Me: How I begin this scene hinges on whether cheese sandwiches were served with mayo in the 50’s.

[colourfullmess]

have not seen anything more relatable today >.<

[wufflesvetinari]

let me link the world’s most useful twitter thread. 

some excerpts:

there’s nothing to stop you from using the <get there> method for research details. in fact, i know many many writers who use it for just that.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

[respectfulmemes]

[mentalkillness]

I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher

[robin-the-robo]

[earhartsease]

if you're inconvenienced by a strike, blame the boss, not the workers

[hymneminium]

There's something gloriously obscene about movies. The idea of spending a hundred million dollars and several lifetimes to create a single work of art that's not very good

[scribeofpnakotis]

it’s like when you see a medieval building that kind of sucks. This thing ate three generations of people’s tax money just to look like that

[aluhnim]

The Goddess and her Knight

[chamomile-g-tea]

this piece has lived rent free in my brain for years it’s so beautiful

[venus-nex]

THIS SHOW ISTFG--

[venus-nex]

im. going. to. fucking. SCREAM.

healthcare worked yknow? so i cant leave work until the next shift gets here as well as i need to tell them everything.

i was supposed to get of 36 MINUTES AGO. AND THE PERSON COMING IN HASNT ANSWERED MY TEXTS O R CALLS

[valtsv]

idk if this is a trope or whatever but i love it so much when fictional characters massively downplay the severity of their injuries but in more of a comedic way than a tragic one. like some guy gets impaled and they just glance down at the shard of metal sticking out of them and say some dumb bullshit like "oh man. that's gonna need some ice." and then pass out while all their friends yell at them for being an unfunny idiot with terrible priorities.

[valtsv]

[titkoks]

y’all if your blog looks anything like this:

you really should change your icon, title, or ideally, both.

that is what bots look like! even if you have posts on your blog, it’s very hard to distinguish an actual user from a bot if your blog looks like one in the above photo.

i block bots and i really don’t wanna accidentally block an actual person, but if you follow me and you have a blog that looks like that, there’s a good chance that you’ll get blocked.

also another important note: don’t just change your description or header or blog colors. make sure you change the icon or blog title, cause when someone is looking at their follower list, this is all they see:

we just see the icon and title, so it’s best to change those that way no one has to go through your blog to try and figure out if your a bot or not.

[venus-nex]

sundowning is a BITCH

[venus-nex]

me: //trying to save a looking dead wasp inside with a napkin

wasp: //was trying to sting me

me: sir im literally trying to help u

[venus-nex]

 I am a chicken with its head cut off

[venus-nex]

14 hour shift check