LOL Why Am I Here?

I'm a 28 year old gay disaster who loves Classical Mythology, Bob's Burgers, Star Wars, politics, Disney movies, and a whole bunch of other crap. Free Palestine and Free Luigi

[zendeyas]

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check – Jennifer's Body (2009)

[oilpalette]

Monsieur Noir in the Yellow Room, 2026 by Elena Polishchuk (Russian, b. 1978); Oil on canvas, 60×60cm

[depsidase]

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[midnightportals]

[astrotheyge]

Listen. I got to meet you. I got to do all this amazing stuff. I'm good. I made peace with it.

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[ghiblin]

MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO となりのトトロ 1988, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[queenrhaenyras]

Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[userfinalgirls]

RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) dir. Richard Marquand

[thebelchers]

[dappermouth]

No one ever talks about that house up on the hill.

[quitepossiblybamboozled]

my favorite thing about Bob Belcher is that he is like. objectively really fucking good at making burgers. he makes amazing burgers. almost every opposition he's ever faced has tried his burgers and been like "you know what? actually yeah I'm just gonna let him keep making his burgers." Fischoeder, the Moody Foody, etc etc. he's late on his bills, he's barely squeaking by, he's kind of a loser and a pretty big doofus, but he makes a damn good burger, and always for only $5.95.

[burgerbelchers]

BOB'S BURGERS 3.04 - Mutiny on the Windbreaker

[jon-michael-redux-deactivated20]

[rylandsgrace]

Stobin + being the worst best coworkers