[nerdyveganrunner]

“too much garlic” is a myth other flavors invented so that we’d care about them

[theironman]

i fucking hate this çlssçldlfçfd~çfd

[100493503004422]

you've heard of manic pixie dream girl, now get ready for

depressive ogre nightmare man

[trapcard]

no shade but who cares about Ed Sheran

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[hillary-for-president2016-blog]

I… guess I couldn’t resist?

[parrisblood]

Shut up

[jennytrout]

Who plays the ukulele?

TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE 

[onegirlintheback]

I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.

“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”

[surprisebitch]

Clinton - drums and vocals

Obama - vocals and guitar

Kane - bass

Bernard - keyboards

then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo

[sdawgggg]

WHAT ABOUT BIDEN

[surprisebitch]

yup

[saheeli-rais-wife]

We dem bois

someone: aaah!!! i have a crush!!!

my self absorbed ass: its me isnt it??

also me, smacking myself with a broom: ITS! NOT! YOU! WHY! WOULD! IT! BE! YOU!

[sickfantasyyyyyyyyyy]

[refinery29]

Stephen Colbert had Michelle Obama on his show and it was totally awesome.

Gifs: The Late Show

[remaded-deactivated20190301]

[prasejeebus]

I’M WEAK

[mouseremote147863456]

Beyoncé’s Awards at the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards

[marniethedog]

So tell me what’s on your mind

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

this is so funny wtf

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

JESUS

[homophobic]

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

[twilve]

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I found an instagram wherein the owner comes home every day and his excited shiba greets him with a zucchini

[twilve]

A video posted by Yusuke Kuriyama (@mod_uk) on Oct 17, 2016 at 11:25pm PDT

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A video posted by Yusuke Kuriyama (@mod_uk) on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:19pm PDT

this is important.

[awesomevines]

[biselfesteem]

[crystalmethod]

🎶 the woooorst 🎶 

[misuzu-is-life]