I'm dead to me

Lila | 20 | she/her Jew | Classical Languages | Sci-Fi & Comics Nerd | Ginkgo Enthusiast | Archilochus Apologist | One bad day away from a twin-based mistaken identity farce. Header: Red-Figure Calyx-Krater of Medea in Chariot. Avatar: Reconstruction of a marble statue (so-called Small Herculaneum Woman) by Vinzenz and Ulrike Brinkmann.

[deadbishop-blog]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Evidently landlord and lawyer were some rough slander 250 years ago, maybe we still have some things in common with the founding fathers

[silencedrowns]

my favorite thing about this movie is that it pissed off Nixon so badly (by having a song about how conservatives are obstructionist) that he tried to not only have the song cut but also get the negatives for that scene destroyed and they only added the song back in decades later

it’s on YouTube now though! So you can watch the musical number that made Nixon do a whiny baby tantrum!

[beemovieerotica]

shout out to the film’s editor who back in the 1970’s completely hid the negatives for that scene for decades allowing us to have it restored for the 2002 re-release

[kirbykonka]

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

[captainamericanidi0t]

Smash Mouth was right, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

[vergilsfavoritebee]

Can we talk about how Mike homebrewed a Zoomer class for Max tho 🥲

[sprinkledsalt]

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[theman]

This worked for me last time so I’m trying again

[wingedrobot]

because you had a bat day

you hang upside down

you echolocate just fly all around

[son-of-avraham]

Please try to find happiness.

I've seen so many of my jewish friends and people I look up to falling into despair, and I completely understand why. I feel that pull, too. But we must hold onto life. We must live, too.

I think what helps me in not feeling guilt over this is to know that judaism demands you live, as well, knowing that I will be useless as a community member if I myself am despondent and apathetic to life itself. I know this may not help everyone, but please remember, we must live. You deserve it.

Do good in their name.

[sukimas]

thank you new york times for bringing us back to ancient greece

[utterlymundane]

you certainly will not regret 30 to 40 amphorae

[headspace-hotel]

more than 5 individual flowers is also worth a try

[notaplaceofhonour]

[charl0ttan]

15 minutes used to be a long time you know. now its barely 15 minutes

[catgirl-kaiju]

this is the kind of thing hobbits talk about on their front lawns

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

SHUT

[bunjywunjy]

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

[mugwomps]

And quite clearly neither know what to do, really.

[flyingfishtailoutpost1]

I love how mom looks into the camera like “are you SEEING this shit?????”

[grecoromanyaoi]

“autism wouldn’t have been difficult before capitalism” “nothing that caused me burnout existed before industrialization” well what if your boots feel weird against your skin. and your cape is itchy and too heavy. and your brooch keeps making an annoying sound everytime you move and this party is too loud and you’re hungry and there’s pigeon stew but you can’t stand the texture of pigeon so you ate some olives and now your hands feel oily and gross and you drank a little bit too much wine (bc there’s no clear water. also it was too bitter) so now your head hurts and you feel a little hot but not hot enough to take your cape off and you promised this time we leave when I asked, Aurelius! you promised! and don’t forget we still have a three hour ride back home you promised it’s not going to be like last time! or something of the sort.

[grecoromanyaoi]

the ‘Life only started sucking in the 19th century’ attitude as anti-capitalist praxis is truly hilarious like. personally, if the sun was even a tiny little bit too hot on the back of my neck while i was being kidnapped and taken as a war captive after *insert empire here* conquered my home i wouldve been pissed. praefectus if the shackles feel weird on my skin im killing us both

[grecoromanyaoi]

i still think this is the best post i ever made

[foone]

The problem with my polycule is that I've got a wolfgirl GF and a goatboy BF and I'm carrying this cabbage so it's basically impossible to cross rivers

[iskander-tm]

Okay so actually copper based blood is colorless, unless oxidized and then it's blue SO now my hc is that vulcans bleed green blood but it dries into a deep blue

very quick very shitty visualization

And this is what we in show buis call a dramatic irony

[birdwarde]

welcome katydids

[reddwoods]

magical girl moment. she ATE

[victusinveritas]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

@wooftphr

[mr-puff]

it continues

[mr-puff]