five times

elizabeth | enfj | poli sci student

[bollyswood]

QUANNAH CHASINGHORSE 2022 Met Gala | May 2, 2022

[psicoff]

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

Lol when a 14 year old tries to tell off a 39 year old, gotta laugh.

Let’s just say meeting a real life Anti is an experience.

[nosferatu4ever]

Did you… Did you meet an anti in real life? Tell me more! Tell me more *Singing from Grease erupts*

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my hair in three buns and have a Kylo tee on. So I’m like

“Is there a problem?”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking Reylo?”

And I’m like

“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual

Reylo is abusive, racist blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.

I just turned around and said

“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”

Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…

And then he Mum finished with the classic line…

“What did you think was going to happen with Kylo and Rey?! Of course that’s what’s going on!”

So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum ships Reylo…

It was a great start to the day.

[lostodosblancos]

FUCKING LEGENDARY

I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE

[dr4wn-to-y0u]

IM CRYING OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

Her Mum just bought me a Nutella Banana crepe for breakfast to apologise!

[assdownloader]

i hope you choked on this

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Why y’all be coming on here just to lie smh

[ladha]

So not only is this story fake. we supposed to be amazed at a fifty year old bitch telling off a child

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

its too early

[starlightandtears]

If I’m on Tumblr at damn near middle age telling fake stories about my damn ship for notes, delete my blog

[trapcard]

i’m literally having a stroke lmaooooo

[an-extra-little-sister-deactiva]

This is honestly 100 times more believable than any “And then the whole bus clapped” story I’ve seen. And ya’ll mad about it.

Love it.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

…nothing about this believable.

[an-extra-little-sister-deactiva]

Why, because then folks would have to admit the radicalization and indoctrination of young people is a very real thing in the Far Left,  just as it is in the Far Right??

[iwilleatyourenglish]

what

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

this whole post is a disaster top to bottom

[danceanidance]

iconic

[neofooturism]

i can’t believe this website exists

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[dallonjweekes-archive]

[vomitpartyart]

you have entered.. the scary door

[izloveshorses]

me: :(

ABBA: chiquitita you and i cry, but the sun is still in the sky and shining above you! let me hear you sing once more, like you did before, sing a new song chiquitita <333

me: :) 

[gayarchivist]

the green knight (2021) / to the young who want to die, gwendolyn brooks

[fcoppola]

Do all lovers feel they’re inventing something?

Portrait de la jeune fille en feu (2019) Dir. Céline Sciamma

[lourensz]

the sims 2 print advertisement, 2004

[u-f-o-friend]

I know this meme is dead but it permanently changed my inner monologue

[danger]

[caons]

Jellyfish exhibit at Newport Aquarium by Vickie Tang

[dracs-deactivated20230903]

the g h o s t of you

[partygothdilf-deactivated202106]

My Chemical Romance live @ Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, California, 2003 [x]

[bonae-artes-liberales]

This year, on the 31 March, we lost Gilbert Baker, gay artist and creator of the gay pride flag. Today we would celebrate his 66th birthday. Let’s remember him as the wonderful person he was.

[gaymenaredivineincarnate]

Gilbert Baker passed on March 31st, 2017.

[doriantomybasil]

i will never understand people who don’t like history. how can you not be entranced by something so intertwined in every step you take and everything you set your eyes on? how can you not love something that explains everything from the ground you walk on to the clothes you wear and the tongue you speak? how can you not adore something that tells the tale of every human who ever walked the earth? how can you not like something so deeply human?