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@yetetispaghetti
hi
im yetet, or vi or june. i have 2 names because im specia;l
i like to get silly with it over here
i like:
homestuck
undertale
deltarune
music
writing muisc
*music
videogames
mario, zelda, kirby, splatoon etc
also pokemon
object shows
thanks for reading or smth
go to #art to see any art I make
I saw recently a video in tiktok with a man in a worm costume, and then that sad trend with a rock, sooooo I couldn't help but draw it
The Canada Goose proudly answers the question of what if Dinosaurs were Assholes
* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)
* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)
* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)
* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)
I am not immune to behemoth Adrian propaganda
Group of friends who are close because they all have the same superpower except no they don't.
As in, they all think the other ones have the same superpower as them, but, in fact, they do not.
For example:
Time traveler who always is running into these other people who seem to know what's going on or what will happen and is so happy he can finally share his travel stories.
Precognitive who is relieved he isn't the only one with the gift and who is glad to get help averting future disasters.
Mind reader with a horrible memory who tries to stay on top of things by skimming surface thoughts. You want to talk about next week's election results and how they changed the next decade? She's with you.
Totally normal guy who thinks the others have the absolute best bit ever and loves playing along.
They save the world at least twice without a single clue shared between the four of them.
It happens like this:
Mind Reader is standing in the middle of the park, sweating. They do not know why they're here, and obviously none of the people around them do, either. The truth is, they were on their way to the grocery store and got lost and then forgot. It happens.
But, then, they see Precog on a bench and Precog is thinking of them, because Precog had a vision of meeting Mind Reader here today. Of course, Mind Reader thinks, they were here to see their friend! They sit down next to Precog. Precog knows Mind Reader's name. Mind Reader can pick up Precog's name. They have a long and stimulating conversation, like they've known each other forever, courtesy of mind reading and future seeing. Precog assumes this is because Mind Reader also foresaw this. About halfway through, Precog starts finishing Mind Reader's sentences before they say them, and Mind Reader is picking up thoughts like 'it's wonderful to meet someone with the same abilities as me.'
They part ways with a promise to meet again for a coffee/rube-goldberg-esque prevention of a kidnapping.
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Normal Guy is just walking home from a Revolutionary War reenactment. They see Time Traveler walking the same way, also dressed in old-timey clothes.
"Oh, hey," they say, "were you just at the battle of such and such?"
"Why, yes," says Time Traveler, "did you also come from [year]?"
"You could say that! Do you live around here?"
"I do, for the moment. We should get lunch sometime and talk about yesteryear!"
"Sounds like a plan!"
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Precog encounters Time Traveler for the first time while breaking in to the corporate offices of a fabulously corrupt company. As in, they are both breaking in, and for the same reason. Thing is, Time Traveler has 'seen' Precog before! Precog thinks Time Traveler means 'seen' as in vision, but, nope!
Turns out that in the future, Precog foresees that Time Traveler needs some help with something similar, makes a lot of 'seeing the future' jokes that the Time Traveler misinterprets, and doesn't register that his old friend doesn't recognize him at all, because, hey, Mind Reader reacts to him in the same way whenever they meet up!
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Of course, Time Traveler and Precog want to introduce their other powered friends... Normal Guy and Mind Reader will definitely get along! They have the same powers, after all!
Woke up in the middle of the night with another idea about this.
The antagonist knows they all have different powers. The antagonist does not know that they don't know that. This results in 90% of their plans failing.
For example:
Antagonist has set thing up so it appears that anyone attacking them directly will die horribly via special effects. Precog sees this, and tells the others. Time Traveler shrugs and charges anyway. The others can always go back and stop them, and this way they have more data! The attack goes through.
Antagonist gives a long "join me" speech to Regular Guy, expecting rejection, because they see them as a kindred evil genius. Regular Guy shrugs and says sure. Wanders off and "betrays" them halfway through a climactic battle because one of their pipes burst and they had to go home.
Antagonist sets things up so Precog and Mind Reader think they're going to do two different things by telling the henchpeople one thing and planning to do something else. They ask Time Traveler and Regular Guy to break the tie for them.
This is easily my most popular post, and people keep reblogging it, saying they'd like to read more of it but... they never reblog the part... that has an actual story snippet (ie this version of the post)...
i've had this phone for almost 10 months and i just found out that it atomizes apps when i uninstall them this is so funny
I think it'd be funny if tomadachi life let miis get crushes on miis who aren't attracted to their gender and just have it be an automatic rejection. Then the first mii would be all depressed like
"So and So doesn't like men..."
A Mutual Understanding Between Nerds
Multishipping/Poly Extended Fun Gang (minus Lancer) shitpost because I can't get myself to finish a serious drawing. (Audio by @/umbywinters on tiktok, prolly going to crosspost it there too).
kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please
whyd you make a post calling yourself a nazi who kills black people for protesting police violence. kind of a weird thing to do no?
what
so it appears its because i unknowingly used a picture of a neonazi for a meme. i wasnt aware considering all the original meme said was "stop blowing vape smoke on my baby" before i edited it to be about diet sodas.
i dont fucking know how i was supposed to know who that guy was in the first place since no one said anything to me and ive never seen anyone say anything about the original meme before i edited it.
id have appreciated a kinder warning than just straight up going all anon hate in my inbox.
whatever. im gonna delete the post
senior/elderly nonbinary people. I adore you and you make the world a better place. whether you've known for multiple decades or you just found out last year. thank you for just Being. so much love from me.
GAUGEHAHAH????
Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!
Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD
i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!
celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"
you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku
Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.
You are so right actually
