🦷Vermin🦷 @vermin-is-a-rat - Tumblr Blog

Obligatory pinned post I suppose

My name is Samuel/Sam you can also call me by my username if you'd like

I use He/They pronouns because I'm cool like that

I'm quite unfunny to others but I am hilarious to myself and that's what truly matters here

I don't really have a set DNI list but if you or what you post/repost makes me uncomfortable or angry I will probably block you

#pinned post #Pinned intro #obligatory pinned post #vermin speaks

callizinc

I do not "render." I do not "shade." I do not "paint," I do not "detail" and i do not draw "Backgrounds." I draw BLAND CHARACTERS standing in WHITE VOIDS And if it doesn't look good i GIVE UP.

conquester

big beautiful obituary when?

guys is trump dead or what? I heard from a tiktok comment that he's going golfing soon and that he's alive but I really really hope that it was a lie

PLEASE BE DEAD

#politics #donald trump #fuck trump

twilight-blaze

yes, their close platonic relationship in canon is important to me specifically because it's both close and platonic

yes, I also ship them romantically, or as part of a romantic poly ship

I refuse to lock myself into a single interpretation of a fictional relationship when there's multiple interesting ways to view it. I can do both

willjulep

If he's your knight, why is he kneeling in a field of flowers with me, lowering his head so that I can place a crown of daisies there while I offer him all the oaths of fealty he never thought he was worthy to receive?

its so fun that I just get to name myself anything I want and that's just me now

Like my name is Samuel just because I felt like it

#vermin speaks #trans ftm #relatable #name change

I love eating big sandwiches it makes me feel like a scooby doo

#mmmmmm #sandwich #shitpost #vermin speaks

when I was really young me and my brother were looking around the guest room/storage room at my grandparents house because we were staying there for a bit and We ended up finding this ugly washed out stuffed animal of a what I think was a duck? it had a button on its hand, because ducks totally have hands, so Obviously I pressed the button because buttons are awesome.

Now, I don’t know what it was actually originally supposed to say, but it was old and The speaker was kinda broken. 5 year old me and my 4 year old brother stared at this uncanny grey-yellow hideous duck spew garbled moans from its speaker for like 10 seconds and then in a really deep voice it said “….MEN” fucking horrifying by the way. It was supposed to be a religious thing I’m pretty sure. Saying some sort of prayer and then “amen”

groaning and saying men is the opposite of what the doll was going for I think…

#vermin speaks