What fresh hell is this?

Veronica. I fucking hate it here bro

[carolsturka]

[g4yr4t]

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

[g4yr4t]

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[antreaslovota]

Quick smoke break.

Just noticed how hairy his arms are. 😳

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[r-dtoblack]

"lasagna, serves 8" yeah. i 8 it

[pissvortex]

does anyone have the terminator arnold schwarzenegger penis flop gif

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

Making my way downtown

[pissvortex]

HELL YEAH

[liberalsarecool]

[estrixart]

bro took it literally

[senatortedcruz]

[goodomensonprime]

Just a few small pieces to a very large mystery.

[golswia]

drag queen on electric scooter from the pride parade i went on, inspired me to draw this

[neamh-in-heaven]

Aziraphale is so fuckin' beautiful wtf

[dubiousduckears-deactivated2024]

[kosmogrl]

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[megaeralwrites]

Do NOT make him turn this plant stroller around, I swear to Someone

[starks-hero]

“You know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?”

*cuts to Aziraphale looking at Crowley with the most love struck expression to ever exist*