VERSA

she/her • i write, play video games, and do make believe with dice • linktree & pfp credit

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

i swear to god i thought jerma was in the casket

[himydogsayswoof]

[christianstepmoms]

RayWilliamJohnson

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[dyke-on]

I don't care if no new shows come out for 2 years, the sheer amount of media that exists couldn't be watched in a million years. Go back and watch old movies and shows, YouTube videos, documentaries, read a book. Anyone acting like this writers strike is less important than their entertainment, you aren't a leftist or an ally to the working class, you're a spoiled bougie brat

[septmilleneurones]

While I personally was doing that even before the strike started, I will die on the hill that anger is fine as long as it is directed at the studios. This didn’t need to happen, it happened because of choices made by people who are hoarding more wealth than they will ever need and still aren’t satisfied, and consumers who are angry about missing out on something are potential allies in fights against rich pieces of shit. Strikes are supposed to get us mad so that we will put pressure on the companies, so let’s go do that instead of just trying to prove how Selfless we are.

[byebyebitches2024]

new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see

[unionfish]

forget fast fashion in 2023 the only viral trend i wanna see is workers unionizing

[sic-semper-hominibus]

oh hey look what game it's time for:

[ramshacklefey]

Every time I see another thing like this, my firm adherence to the idea that history is complicated and big events can't be laid at the feet of a single person gets a little shakier.

[animentality]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[radiofreederry]

[b-sidestojamto]

Diversity win! The mercenary assassinating you for union organization is bisexual!

[beetlescrub]

Blibb Dweeple was caught Smeegling Zorkysnox from the Intergalactic Committee. Instead of going into the Time Cube, he Vorpalized himself.

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[t4timekeeper]

congrats miguel o’hara on being the first spider-man with catholic guilt

[lissar-deactivated20220127]

life advice in a dystopian world: cherish

[kunosoura]

this is indistinguishable from something my  90 year old grandmother would have pinned to her refrigerator

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

ghostgirl gf who tries to give you a kiss but keeps accidentally possessing you in the process

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[fozmeadows]

I AM WHEEZING

[skyinide]

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

[st-just]

Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

[dressed-in-rain]

I like in the comments some people are like “well, obviously people are getting body mods and who wouldn’t choose to make themselves hot?” and it’s like.

Folks.

If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes.  Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.

[alkatyn]

cyberpunk future where society is divided between supermodel/anime esque exaggerations of the idealised human form, and inhuman utilitarian agglomerations of cables and lights and technology. 

[st-just]

ah yes the two genders, ‘kpop star’ and ‘tank’

[whumpster-dumpster]

Hey, hey! Friendly reminder to make sure your supposedly “fearless” character gets their darkest fear revealed in the worst way possible so they break down into a vulnerable shaking mess in front of all the people they care about