Very-KURTious

Singer, actor, professional writer, artist and graphic designer Exza (27) I do fics and RPs and asks and stuff (in and out of character for the asks)

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@come-what-may-challenge day 15: silk

diva trio's girls night in silk pyjamas 🙂‍↕️

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Alright, not to start ranting about Glee again on main, but I’ve sort of thought about this for years and I need to rant.

The writers fumbled the bag so bad with Kurt’s gay storyline in season 1. Mostly it was handled well, especially with Kurt and Burt, HOWEVER, they fell into the stereotypical hole of gay guys being predatory towards straight guys with Kurt’s crush on Finn.

Look, it didn’t have to be that way. It could’ve just been another innocent unrequited crush, but they had Kurt push their parents together to get closer to Finn and the whole them sharing a room together with Finn blowing up and calling Kurt a slur.

Burt calling Finn out was such an incredible scene showing his growth throughout the season, but it’s undercut by Burt later calling Kurt out on his crush on Finn and the audiences knowledge of all that Kurt has done.

Kurt Hummel is my favourite character on the show and I hate how mistreated and sometimes just awfully written he was. For the first season he was the only (out) queer character on the show, and one of the main creators, a gay man, who was a part of creating the character specifically for Chris Colfer, should’ve had more sense in him when writing the character.

Don’t get me started on how they basically used Kurt in later seasons to be a surrogate for their bigoted takes (the biphobia in particular) and using another queer character on the show to basically do a callout scene towards him that was used to just tear the actor apart rather than the character.

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My favourites <3

[julymom97]

Chris and Dylan need their own show lol

[gayfacewarbler]

Kurt wears a skirt in the glee summer break book btw

[uncannycandy]

so sebastian would’ve had to drive almost TWO HOURS from westerville to lima just to bother kurt at the lima bean….

and kurt still had sebastian on his mind when their drama was done and he already graduated….

PLUS they were supposed to sing “every breath you take” as a duet, which is like the most stalkerish/possessive song out there….

i’m just saying….

[celereesticks]

Oh they're so obsessed... Both of them drawing hearts beside these 😭 yeah ok

[gayfacewarbler]

Kurt can't draw hearts for shit

[celereesticks]

Ok but have you considered that they look like that because he scribbled them out... 💭

[gayfacewarbler]

You might be on to something!!

[a-l-vellum]

Despite the context, doesn't the whole rough trade santa thing confirm that Kurt is into bondage?

[porcelina-hummel]

i’m inclined to agree with this because the most logical situation is that he willingly got into those binds before everything then went south

[misqueue]

If I may be a contrarian? Kurt explicitly says he said no to being tied up, but Cody took off his (Cody's) suspenders and tied Kurt up anyway. I mean, I'm 100% into Kurt liking bondage! But I'm not personally inclined to read a non-consensual situation, one which also included getting the kids very drunk (and possibly roofied as per Santana) in an episode that exists outside canon as confirmation of it.

eta: fwiw, I think a better case can be made from Kurt's wardrobe. We know he at least likes the aesthetics of bondage harnesses and straight jackets.

[porcelina-hummel]

ok so just watched the scene again and you’re right but i may choose to live in denial. lol.

interesting line to me, “we were role playing and he wanted me to be his rudolph and when I said no…” not ‘he asked me to roleplay as his rudolph’.

so they were role playing before? and it was the rudolph thing that threw him off? i’m so confused, what were they up to??

[a-l-vellum]

I wanna know what tf they roleplayed that made the Rudolph thing come up…

I didn’t rewatch the scene, so I probably remembered it wrong. I thought it was the Rudolph roleplay that Kurt didn’t agree to, not the bondage. But yeah the whole situation is really fucked. I feel so bad for him. He was all excited about it in the scene before this

[porcelina-hummel]

so he says, and I quote:

“we were role playing and he wanted me to be his rudolph and when I said no, well he stopped being so jolly, oh god, he took off his suspenders and he tied me up and — well he did say it was sexy kissing me because it was like I had no teeth”

(not quite sure the relevance of including the last part but it’s interesting — and in a way he doesn’t *explicitly* say he didn’t want to be tied up, but it follows him saying the mood changed so i think it does sound forced? also i have to remember this is s4 kurt in s5 kurt’s body, who may well have gone into freeze mode)

i sort of… idk… i think i try to read this in a more lighthearted way, in line w how I think the show probably intended (even if this should have taken this more seriously as an assault - the show is bad at how it addresses SA). thankfully i think kurt comes off more embarrassed than traumatised. i find it interesting that he sort of tries to save face with the ‘he really did find me sexy, promise’ kind of comment.

appreciate he was under the influence but i do think for the most part he kissed and started taking clothes off willingly. but god, i can’t imagine the fear of then being tied up and incapacitated while someone robs you and then leaves you there all night?? when you were just trying to let loose a little after a heartbreak :(

i really enjoy fic where he ends up just having a fun silly sexy time with cody instead. but i guess it adds more narratively to have them have to come to terms with their own naivety and NY not being as romantic and safe and perfect as they might think?

anyway i suppose this isn’t really meant to be canon so maybe it doesn’t matter.

rambling!! sorry for co-opting your post!!!

ETA: my guess is a general boy sitting on santa’s lap telling him what he wants for christmas situation

[a-l-vellum]

I find the "well he did say it was sexy kissing me because it was like I had no teeth" so interesting too. Like you said with him trying to save face. I agree they wanted us to see it lighthearted, even if it sounds like a serious trauma, especially with Kurt having forced experiences previously with Karofsky's kiss, and Blaine trying too hard in front of Scandals.

‘he really did find me sexy, promise’ breaks my heart, but yeah I agree!

I like the idea of him having fun too, but somehow it would just have made it even worse if Cody had sex with him, just to leave him tied up and rob them afterwards💀

I kinda forget this isn't canon tbh... But I enjoy this discussion. It's a weird case of something they made as a fun joke, but also poor Kurt going through it again.

So... What did he say he want for Christmas?🤭

[onlytakingalook]

They're the best at girl talk

[unholy-fabray]

in Rumours, when Finnchel are staking out Sam's motel room, the "Kurt is cheating on Blaine with Sam?!" speculation would make 3000% more sense if Sam was canonically bisexual

[oh3mgeealexx]

mourning what could have been

[darkestraine]

Artie is such a good representation of a teenage boy because you'll actually start to like him and then he'll randomly say something super incely and you're just like 'oh, now I remember why I don't like you'

[klaine-dc-cc-joy]

New pictures of Chris Colfer and the cast and creatives of the Restoration at Grayson Manor featured in Fangoria Magazine 🏰😈

Tw: blood 🩸🖐

Source: Gabriela Garcia Vargas

[gayfacewarbler]

Chris colfer adult horror smut novel I'm ready for you

[kikikoolaid11037]

Struck by lightning is so underrated

Anyways here is my Fanart of Carson

[harppeanut66]

i’m on s3 of glee and i just wanna say wow kurt and blaine are so cute i love them. god it would be so awful if anything bad happened and they broke up. even worse if blaine cheated on kurt and dated his old bully. thank god that won’t happen ever. hahahahahaha. hahahahahaha hahahahaha.

[hevanderson]

i think that we should talk about quinntina narratively more. it's good. especially in the earlier seasons and precanon. tina, shy emogoth who hides behind a fake stutter to get out of attention and socializing. the girl who mentally hisses at people and wants jocks to disappear. who does her makeup messily and dyes her hair unappealing colors and gets in trouble for faking being a vampire. quinn, icy cold queen bee who can't stand not having the spotlight for more than an hour. the girl who changed everything about herself to appeal to the status quo and become little more than eye candy for the quarterback. who fixes her bleachblonde hair into a perfect ponytail without a hair out of place and flirts with boys while playing with her gold cross necklace and is adored by everyone.

–and then they swap, sort of.

tina never achieves the astronomical popularity as quinn, but she wants it. badly. she wants the prom queen title with as much hunger, if not more, than quinn herself did prior. she wants to be the most popular girl in glee club, wants to be seen and known and heard and witnessed. adored. she bleaches the ends of her hair, perfectly curls it just enough for it to look effortless. wipes the messy makeup off her face. donates her black clothes to the goodwill and swaps it all for a feminine, cutesy wardrobe. she demands the very same attention that she spent so much time running from.

quinn never achieves the level of unpopularity as tina, but she wants it. badly. she wants to bury her tiara collection. she wants to be seen as filth, as mess and grime and a massive blackredpurple middle finger to everybody around her. hated. she dyes her hair the most outrageous color she can think of, chops it all off. smudges her eyeliner and ditches her lipgloss. puts her cigarettes out on her collection of babydoll dresses and rummages through the depths of the goodwill bins to find the loosest most torn pieces she can dye black. she rebukes the attention she once changed everything to have.

um yeah i think they should kiss 👍 okay