oh no.

why does this blog exist

[funnyposts]

me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that bitch up

[the-gajuar]

[hackedmotionsensors]

Thor is lying somewhere with a stab wound.

Celestialthor on Twitter came up with the joke based on the kid with a knife meme lol

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[philosicorn]

It’s past midnight, I have descended into a shitposting spree

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

[eddie-and-richie]

Reddie bad sexting

[overly-obsessive]

If this isn’t fucking Reddie

[gazebo-eds]

legend says that if you go to a mirror and say “beep beep richie” three times richie tozier will appear behind you and make a slightly offensive joke about your mother

[gazebo-eds]

legend also says that if you go to a mirror and whisper “doesn’t smell like caca to me señor” three times eddie kaspbrak will appear and ask you if you’ve ever heard of a staph infection

[eddiesrichie]

legend also says that if you go to a mirror and say “summer” three times bill denbrough will appear and yell “IF YOU SAY SUMMER ONE MORE TIME”

[rules-have-been-broken]

but wait what about the egg legend, if you chant egg e. gg e g g pennywise will show up and scream “C'MERE EGG BOY”

[decompangel-moved]

i hate myself a little more each day that this sits in my camera roll

[veryactiveblog-blog]

*Richie outside eddies house*

Richie: ok you can do this just give him the flowers and leave...easy

*knocks*

Eddie: oh hi Richie whats wi-

Richie: I GOT THESE FOR YOUR MOM

*throws flowers and sprints away*

[shigraki]

Bill: promise, if it isn’t dead, that we’ll all come back

Stan: I prom-

Stan: 

[izbadbitch]

Bill:

[eddiessecondfannypack]

Richie Tozier cried real tears when club penguin shut down

[eddiessecondfannypack]

why is this my most popular post

[it-cast-took-my-heart]

Bc it is fucking hilarious

[wintersoldierogers-deactivated2]

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

[caitlinstuc13]

Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask

[wintersoldierogers-deactivated2]

because they wanted to

[commietwink]

let guys be intimate friends 2k17

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[redknifer]

i love the concept of broganes competing on who has the better boyfriend. 

- keith sees shiro wear matts hoodie and he comes back, dressed full lance attire whilst lance sits in his room, cold and confused

- they cause the castle of lions to have an economic crisis because they compete on who buys their bf the best birthday present

- matt almost breaks his knee’s (which are already dying and weak, yes he’s only 25 leave him alone) because they decided to have a dance off

- keith see’s shiro throw a spider out for matt so he does the same for lance but almost cries because both he and lance are terrified of the beast. keith hides in the bathroom because he’s mildly traumatised 

- lance tried to get keith to match cheesy couple shirts with him but he refused, and then he see’s shiro and matt matching so he pushes the second half of it at lance, glaring at his brother who laughs at him

- play the “who can make their bf blush more” game

- shiro tries to cook for matt one morning but almost burns the castle down. keith actually makes a really nice breakfast for lance the next day that has lance swooning. shiro rolls up his sleeve, reading hunks recipes again and again

- matt and lance are done with their shit…kind of

                                     …they join in.

[loadedguncornflakes]

idk if yall remember the selfie olympics of 2012

if you dont remember this glorious time let me remind you

[crazyshitisay]

How was this 5 years ago

[veryactiveblog-blog]

THE greatest

[philosicorn]

Love bug AUs

What if Keith or Lance get bitten by a love bug but nothing changes. They’re still using little nicknames and soft smiles and the only way they find out they’ve been bitten is because of the rash around the bite!