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This is a sideblog. Mostly SPN. Sometimes cute animals. My main blog is ellygaming (follows, likes, replies, & asks come from there). bi, prob ADHD, non-binary. they/them pronouns for now

[veryamooseing]

Supernatural 11x12 | Don’t You Forget About Me

I can’t with the Disapproving Daddy Dean face

[whataboutthefish]

I did the thing now hot me.with a joke

[veryamooseing]

@whataboutthefish IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

[thebibliosphere]

I keep seeing Loki x Grandmaster fic going past on my dash and while I’ve clicked a few out of benign interest, I’m always left bereft by the lack of crack. Like do you not see the potential for comedy gold here, do you not feel it burning in your bones.

Also, a counterpoint to all the daddy issues (I’m not judging, I’m just bored seeing the same fic 20 billion different times) and the “old man Jeff Godblum can’t keep up with renowned power bottom, Loki Odinson” narrative–cause really, really? That was the hot take you took away from that interaction? Really? Did we watch the same movie?

Cause lemme tell you, if their little fling carried on (Infinity who??) it wouldn’t be Jeff “Grandmaster” Goldblum running out of steam first, and let me tell you why:

The Grandmaster doesn’t strike me as the sort of person to have a hard limit.

And it’s fun at first. Finally someone who is down for anything, someone who gets the appeal of pure unadulterated headonism, the intoxication of life without limits …

But there’s a difference between something being fun and something being enough. And there’s … there’s something missing, and it crawls under Loki’s skin like an itch that can’t be scratched. He has everything, nothing is off limits. But it’s not enough, it’s not enough and it’s starting to drive him insane.

Which is when in desperation he manifests into whatever lesbian dive bar Thor is currently hanging out in (drinking a strawberry daiquiri, the pink umbrella wedged behind his ear) looking more than a little bedraggled and wild about the edges.

“I can’t do this anymore,” he says, head in hands as he stares morosely at the ghost of neon lights reflected in the black surface of the sticky bar. “I can’t.”

“Can’t what?” Thor asks, finishing his drink and ordering another by waving his hand at the bar tender who materializes almost as fast as Loki had. The God of Thunder rarely has to wait, but he’s happy to do so. “Blessings of thunder be with you, and another one? For my brother, if you would? Thank you, most kind.”

“I think I’m losing my powers,” Loki says, and Thor knows this is dire because there’s no way Loki would pass up the opportunity to sneer at something like “blessings of thunder” but this is apparently the timeline they’re in right now. The darkest one.

“What has happened?” Thor asks, reaching for his hammer out of habit, ready to knock the Grandmaster into the next timeline for bringing his beloved, stabby, brother so low.

So Loki tells him everything. And Thor, Thor just can’t stop laughing.

“Forgive me,” he says for the fifth, possibly sixth time, as he wipes tears from his eyes. “Truly I do not mean to laugh at your distress, but the answer is so obvious. Loki,” he says leaning forward to put a bracing hand on the God of Chaos’ shoulder with a consoling little shake. “You’ve met your match.”

“Impossible,” Loki scoffs, “I’m the God of Chaos I have no equal.“

"No,” Thor concedes, “but you do have needs.”

Cause you see, chaos is only as fun as the rules you break. And if there’s no rules …

“Preposterous,” Loki protests, starting to look vaguely hunted. “Utterly ridiculous, the very idea …”

“Oh I dunno,” Thor says, attempting to sound diplomatic but mostly just managing to sound smug, “I think you might miss having rules to break.”

“Take that back!” Loki all but snarls, but it lacks the ferocity of his conviction.

“Hmm,” Thor hums, taking a long sip from his drink through the mixing straw and jogging his head from side to side in a jest at thoughtful mannerism, “no, shan’t.”

“If you tell anyone,” Loki threatens, pulling the pink concoction towards him and skewering a decorative strawberry with the spiky end of the tiny umbrella.

Thor sobers at that. It’s one thing to tease Loki over such things when they are alone, but it’s rare his brother comes to him at all these days, let alone in confidence. “No, of course. So what are you going to do about it?”

“I don’t know,” Loki says, looking up vaguely hopeful, “fake my own death?”

The Grandmaster is heartbroken of course, he plunges into a week long mourning so sumptuously divine angels weep. No, really. Turns out you can buy anyone to do anything if you have the means.

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[pusheen]

[catversushuman]

Sorry, li’l buddy.

[pusheen]

[miamiamiamiammiamiamiamiamiam]

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[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[floppydopp]

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

[twennywan]

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

[meme-sauce]

Men are held to such low standards in relationships and it’s infuriating; just today I heard from my co-workers that ones husband never drove to come see her when they were doing long distance, and the other’s hasn’t mowed once in their 30+ years of marriage.

Like we like fun at lesbians moving fast in relationships, but that’s because women are socialized much differently than men, and those traits lead to healthier relationships. Though gender roles are fucking wack in general, you can’t deny that women are raise to be more understanding, expressive, and caring in general. My girlfriend drives 2 hours to come see me every weekend, and my friends boyfriend can barely make the 40 minute trip to come see her.

When women are in relationships with each other, they are more likely to talk about feelings, and go farther for their partners. Women do this in hetero relationships too, but it’s rarely reciprocated if they’re with a cis male.

I read an incredible essay about how gay marriage is incredibly beneficial to straight partners, because straight relationships always have a basis in inequality, due to societal gender divisions. Gay relationships show what it’s like to have a relationship without a gender based power imbalance.

Ladies, if you wouldn’t put up with it from a best friend, don’t let a boyfriend get away with it. Cultivate a society where men in relationships have to at least have basic decency; not only through your partners, but also through how you raise your sons.

[meme-sauce]

I’m shamelessly rebloging myself because I think this is a very important concept that more people need to be introduced too; I hope this gains traction and shows people to think critically about how they are treated.

[osrictumbles]

My hat is a corgi wearing a hat.

Speaking of corgis but still hats, @dirkgentlybbca is now available for free on Hulu! (at Los Angeles, California)

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

[scornpios]

Libertarians are probably in nirvana right now

[bomberqueen17]

OK BUT THE THREAD??? Tumblr this is what kills me, you screenshot an amazing Tweet but don’t link to the source or UNROLL THE THREAD! So then I have to go read Twitter myself and lose my entire goddamn mind. Anyway!

here’s the OP and here’s the followup: 

There was another amazing thread on how fucked the Domino’s pothole-filling squad was, but this was from the same poster so it was easy to find. The other thread was about the concept of “prevailing wage” and how Domino’s was surely paying their workers minimum, meaning the job wasn’t going to skilled tradesmen and is further aiding the slippage of the former middle classes into poverty, but now I can’t find it. Anyway! There’s some underpinnings for that punchline.

[moonn-princess]

We 💓 You Usagi 😊

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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: When it’s time to give up and hit “publish”

[nannyfeline]

#does anyone know what that feeling is called

defeat

[ao3tagoftheday]

This is a True Psychology Fact

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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This author is valid

[lrndvs]

She bashfully turns away from your glance but all the while her eyes still manage to burn into you