samdwich @veryangerey - Tumblr Blog

its 2013

*aggressively wipes brow and sweats rust*

being hip and trendy with my fellow gen-zers

me: hey sis, what's the tea? oof

hip and trendy gen-zers: let me suck the bone juice right outta those succulent kneecaps. slurp slurp

me: haha, aint that the truth :)

stop putting forks into microwaves

and start inserting them into my gaping hole

when we run out of milk

me: the milk has run out

mother: well you better go catch it! haha :)

me: please take this leash off me

ever wanted to shove a pencil up your ass?

i sure have

samdwich