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Volo: I have evolved past the need for "lunch" Volo: Merely a mortal pleasure from when I was young and naive

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #pokemon wielder volo

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #aura guardian riley #riley pokemon #you actually get an image for this one!

Cynthia: A/N: Sorry I'm behind on updates, they got my roommate :/ but don't worry I have an update coming out tonight because I’m drunk and just topped this super hot a list actor

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #champion cynthia #the a list actor in question is diantha btw #and yes cynthia is on ao3.#who is the roommate? you decide

Ethan: Driving (walking) in my car (on the sidewalk) right after a beer (red bull energy drink)

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #trainer ethan

Selene: I love you and your white girl music. You are neither of those things king Hau: WHITE GIRL MUSIC IS A STATE OF MIND

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #trainer selene #rival hau

Tarragon: Listening to my granddaughter fly into a Gamer Rage in the other room and I'm kinda tempted to go in there and teach her some good slurs to yell

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #tarragon pokemon #canari pokemon

Blue: I'm bad nonbinary rep because I named myself after a fucking color

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #champion blue #blue oak #PUSHING MY NONBINARY BLUE PROPAGANDA #this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I am nonbinary and named blue #nothing at all.#looks away

Adaman: "you can help manage migraines by removing stressors from your life" unfortunately in my case that would be called murder! but thanks for trying!

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #clan leader adaman #pushing my adaman chronic migraine propaganda once again #if only there was a fic on ao3 about this #thats crazy #imagine writing a whole fic about this #i actually cant imagine because i havent updated said fic in like 3 years #oh well. cest la vie

Caitlin: "I'm going to bed"? Boring. Unoriginal. Sounds depressing if you say it before 10pm. Caitlin: "I shall retire to my chambers for the evening"? Cool. Mysterious. Doesn't necessarily imply going to sleep. What are you doing in your chambers

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #elite four caitlin #honestly this quote fits shauntal too #but I decided on caitlin bc shes fucking sleepy #me too queen.

Marshal: hot girl summer! Marshal: despite the fact that I am a 28 year old man Marshal: and the fact that it's not summer

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #elite four marshal

Volo: hit me with the He/Him/His because I'm more important than you

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #pokemon wielder volo

Grimsley: well, you know what they say! Grimsley: when life gives you lemons, use them to commit as much tax fraud as possible

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #elite four grimsley

Elesa: Professional sports is just reality TV for men

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #gym leader elesa

Saturn: irl ARG? isn't that just dissociation?

#incorrect pokemon #pokemon #galactic commander saturn

Grimsley: my gender is whatever scares people outta my personal space