BIENVENIDOS A LA FIESTA, AMIGOS!

I'm Salvador, I like all guns and all kinds of violence, that's about it.

[verygoodatkilling]

Now that I’m attempting to bring Sal back into the swing of things: like for a short starter?

Mutuals are prefered but non-mutuals might get one too, so long as they don’t mind me being picky.

[verygoodatkilling]

kei-oh liked for a starter!

Salvador didn’t recognize this one but whoever she was, she looked armed and more than a little pissed off. Still this was his loot and he wasn’t gonna let this random chick take it from him. “Eh, chica. This shit’s mine, alright?” He patted the bright orange rocket launcher with his free arm. “You got swords, I got a Nukem. Do the math.”

[verygoodatkilling]

aseriousshove liked for a starter!

“Hey off-worlder, if that arm of yours can smash concrete why bother with those claw thingies of yours?” Salvador wiggled his fingers as if emphasizing the other’s digistruct claws. “I can definitely appreciate the appeal of stabbing someone, but it just doesn’t have the same feeling of satisfaction of smashing their face in.”

[halfpintfingersmith-blog]

@verygoodatkilling

“I tell ya’ mate, it’s awful nice to finally be eye-to-eye with someone ‘round ‘ere. Er, no offense’r nothin’.” It really was meant to be a harmless statement. Pickle always had to talk up to adults. Plus, they always end up talking down to him.

[verygoodatkilling]

“Heh, none taken amigo. Just the way it is, you know?” What helped was that the dwarf had numerous ways to kill anyone that pissed him off, but that probably wouldn’t be a cool thing to do to a kid. Still he was from Elpis, right? “Tell you what though. If you still feel like you need to make it up to me, just get me some of those lasers and we’ll call it even, sí?”

[verygoodatkilling]

Now that I’m attempting to bring Sal back into the swing of things: like for a short starter?

Mutuals are prefered but non-mutuals might get one too, so long as they don’t mind me being picky.

[verygoodatkilling]

phasewalkin liked for a starter!

“Alright amiga, you got me sitting here and being hungry enough to eat a damn goliath. Go on and impress me with this badass salad or whatever you call it.”

[phasewalkin]

❝Hey, no rushing the chef, alright? I’m making this to be better than anything you’ve ever tried before, let’s leave the pro do her job and not rush her. Do me a favor, set up  the table while I’m doing this thing❞.

[verygoodatkilling]

“Crap, fine.” The dwarf toddled off to scrounge up whatever clean bowls and forks could be found in the Raider HQ, well they were clean enough I guess.

“Alright Lil, table’s set.”

[verygoodatkilling]

Now that I’m attempting to bring Sal back into the swing of things: like for a short starter?

Mutuals are prefered but non-mutuals might get one too, so long as they don’t mind me being picky.

[verygoodatkilling]

hyperions-angel liked for a starter!

“Either I’m seeing shit from drinking Hodunk Rakk-ale, or I’m seeing a Siren that I know is dead.”

[verygoodatkilling]

phasewalkin liked for a starter!

“Alright amigo, you got me sitting here and being hungry enough to eat a damn goliath. Go on and impress me with this badass salad or whatever you call it.”

[verygoodatkilling]

Now that I’m attempting to bring Sal back into the swing of things: like for a short starter?

Mutuals are prefered but non-mutuals might get one too, so long as they don’t mind me being picky.

[verygoodatkilling]

One more thing! I’m also going to be bringing this wall of muscle and hatred back as well, fun!

Feel free to pester him if you wish.

[verygoodatkilling]

Now that I’m attempting to bring Sal back into the swing of things: like for a short starter?

Mutuals are prefered but non-mutuals might get one too, so long as they don’t mind me being picky.

[verygoodatkilling]

testing....testing

one two, one two

anybody still following this shrimp?

testing...

[verygoodatkilling]

“Yeah? Well first thing you gotta know if you’re gonna be one, Vault Hunters are one-man wrecking crews. Or one-woman wrecking crews, whichever floats your boat.”

[griftingpandora]

“So, what, bringing your friends is overkill for the sake of it? Because that’s kinda what we’re gonna need. What I’m saying is, there’s a Vault. I wouldn’t say no if my favorite Vault Hunter with two guns wanted to pitch in. You get paid and we open the thing. Everyone wins. Well, if we don’t die first.”

[verygoodatkilling]

“Heh, I loved everything about what you just said a few moments ago, count me in amigo. I’ve been itching to kill stuff and the bandits ain’t scratching it for me.”

[phasewalkin]

verygoodatkilling:

“Now you’re really starting to sound like her, used to say that all the time when I was big enough to do this kind of shit. So, how awesome did you say your salads were again?

❝Very good. Even Tina liked the one I gave her. I’m gonna assume you’re not allergic to anything since you eat human food, so I’ll make one with lots of stuff in it. Firemelon dressing, even. Really good❞.

[verygoodatkilling]

“Oooh I like the sound of that! I once watched some starving dude try and eat a Firemelon before, 3rd degree burns all over the inside of his mouth and guts, it was friggin hilarious!”

[askmemesyo-blog1]

Give me two characters and my muse will tell you which they would rather date.

[phasewalkin]

                                    verygoodatkilling​

❝Salvador, can you hear me? You still around the canyon? Need some back up here!❞ 

[verygoodatkilling]

“You do? Alright chica I’m on my way, don’t have too much fun without me!”