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guys i need your help!

i’ve been flirting with this guy for like a week now and i don’t think his catching on.

wtf am i supposed to do to let him know i’m interested 😭

i don’t want to look creepy or desperate, but at this point i think i’m going to have to straight up just ask him out and hope for the best💀

#questions #help me #guys this serious i need to get some game #and his cute sooo i kinda need to shoot soon #well cute to me at least

status-quo-hater

Sometimes I catch myself thinking shit like "why do I even try anymore, perisex trans people obviously don't want solidarity with intersex people" and I need to remind myself that that isn't true, and even if it was, the fight for trans & intersex solidarity would still be noble, just, and required in the fight for the liberation of both groups. Separatism will kill us. Separatism will kill us. Separatism will kill us. Separatism will kill us. Separatism will kill us. Separatism will kill us.

donuteater13

Reblog to kill it faster

lesbian-toddhoward

mysharona1987

honeynuyt-deactivated20250308

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

vulpinehopes

I want this post everywhere

klimtsonian-unofficial

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

somebodylost-chan

Ooh, interesting historical note.

floralharjuku

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

definitely-not-lordenglish

Canon Santa not fanon Santa

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hey fuck u megan kelly

also this reminds me of the time my super religious grandma went on a super angry rant about “WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY JESUS IS WHITE” and how racist it is i love her

reality-official

Reblogging to not only piss off Megan Kelly but my grandpa too cause I fucking can

its-target-official

i would bite her but i know she’d taste like spoiled milk and missing fathers

katha-angel

reblogging to piss racists 👍

verypurple-person

Ok hear me out, ethnically accurate Jesus is kinda!

Ok I will see myself out now🥲

Gen question

Realistically, how many highfives can one human and their friend do in a day ‘cause like my friend said “100 highfives,”🤨

100 highfives! 100!!! Surly two humans can highfives more than 100 highfives in one day.

Like I don't think you understand, not only is that the most basic bitch answer to a question I have ever heard. It is just wrong! I know it is.

I am talking A whole day of high fives, no eating, no drinking, limited toilet breaks and Sofia the first in the background ,so the humans don't get bored.

This is very a important and pressing questions

I’m being died ass serious right now, this needs answers!

#gen #pressing matters of the universe #I guess 100 thousand minimum #very important post #shitpost #shower thoughts #did you actually read all the tags?

deathation

imjustagoofygoober

More wallpapers of the Lark :3 I hope they look ok since they’re not very similar to my last ones I made

verypurple-person

Gotta stay on meadows lark tumblr

i miss my husband, tails. i miss him a lot.

after my previous post, i rushed to shit this out

#i miss him #i miss my husband #i miss my wife tails #why aren't you real #this isn't fair #happiness isn't real #i think my brain is bullying me fr #i need to sleep

moth-amphetamine

I miss my husband (shit post)

I had a dream about a guy and we fell in love. Bro when I say I love him I fucking mean it. I thought he was real, he felt real😭😭😭

We met at a somewhere Queue (idk) and he turns to me and says “Hey, I’m sad 😢” and then I hold his hand and reply, “It’s okay, hugs make me feel better.”

When I was with him, I was the happiest . I never believed in soulmates until I met him 😭

In my dreams I lived through a couple of months with him.

We got engaged and then he gets killed by a bunch of fucking imps from hell.

Now I’m pissed, because:

1. My husband is not real

2. He got killed by little dippshits from hell

3. And now I miss the man from my dreams

This isn’t fair. I miss my husband 😭

#i miss him #i miss my wife tails #vent post #hell is a teenage girl #i will sleep for the rest of my life to meet him again #i am being serious

It's exam season and now, for the past 4 days, I've been dreaming about studying. Seriously what the fuck?

#i need to sleep #didnt actually learn anything in my dream