BURNT TOAST FLIRTOO

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[velvetvetiver]

Kaytranada

[highselection]

yang li fall 2019

“So, if all goes to plan, at 4:00 p.m. Paris time and 10:00 a.m. New York time today, Yang Li’s 43-look collection will go live on Instagram via the accounts of 27 women in 10 different cities around the world.“

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[slopaganda]

As a lesbian my ideal man is a dead man that me and my girlfreind killed

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

like, scoob… im a like, sickening thottie!!!!

[snumelhp]

✨ @normani wrapped up in a #PHLEMUNS tie back recycled denim tube top by @blaircaldwell ✨ https://www.instagram.com/p/Buwl95LFJZ8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qj48w6b6bpec

[thebootydiaries]

don’t kill urself babygirl

[grimelords]

imagine not getting the plague in the middle ages. oh sick. that’s so good. now I can churn butter and die at age 34.

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

think a dust bunny flew outta my pussy

[cruzfucker]

[apjvff]

*calls employer after job interview*

me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*

employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else

me: is it my pussy stink or…..?

[iameverysparklywoman]

how can you even be a woman without going absolutely batshit insane

[0274728173785]

[pissvortex]

[fravery]

Jérôme Bosch, L’Épiphanie, triptyque peint vers 1495. Musée du Prado, Madrid. 

[itchycoil]

You’re a random nobody

Me to a newborn baby

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram