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Goodbye vfd42 2012-2018

I’ve had this blog since I was 15 and I’ve gotten to the point where I’d like a new blog that just doesn’t have anything from when I was in high school on it (and homestuck isn’t even the worst thing on this blog)

I’m ending this one and starting a new blog @mcleansnotebook

I’m gonna keep the aesthetic separate from the humor now so

@seashoremcgee is my new personal blog for shit posting and dank memes

Goodbye I love you all

#incase anyone missed it

Goodbye vfd42 2012-2018

I’ve had this blog since I was 15 and I’ve gotten to the point where I’d like a new blog that just doesn’t have anything from when I was in high school on it (and homestuck isn’t even the worst thing on this blog)

I’m ending this one and starting a new blog @mcleansnotebook

I’m gonna keep the aesthetic separate from the humor now so

@seashoremcgee is my new personal blog for shit posting and dank memes

Goodbye I love you all

thecatscan

(~2005) Our cat Lacy hopped up on the scanner and inadvertently activated it…

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Kristian Jones (British, based Birmingham, England) - 1: No Signal, 2016 2: All The Pinks, All The Blues, 2016 3: 1984/2015 4: Brainwashed, 2016 5: Phased Out, 2016 6: Untitled, 2015 7: The Struggle Is Real, 2017 8: Barcoded, 2016

redlipstickresurrected

Alexandra Levasseur (Canadian, b. 1982, Shawinigan, Qc, Canada) - Dancer I, 2013 Drawings: Acrylics, Pencils on Panel

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Ernest Biéler

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‘Pencil study in blue’ Graphite and polychromos pencil on bristolboard, ©Bren Luke, 2018.

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illustration by Aurelius Battaglia 1952 via Bart Solenthaler

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Antoine-Pierre Mongin, A garden with ruins( detail), 1796

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Ocre

april-liu

Day to night in Silverlake

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standard

theonion

WASHINGTON—In the wake of the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting that left 17 dead and 14 injured, sources confirmed Wednesday that the idea of doing absolutely nothing until the next mass shooting is gaining considerable traction in Congress. “After the recent tragedies, lawmakers have shown a great deal of interest in a proposal that’s been circulating to sit back and do jack shit until the next entirely preventable massacre goes down on U.S. soil,” sources said of the legislators’ plan to twiddle their thumbs while the next unhinged lunatic effortlessly purchases an AR-15 before firing it indiscriminately in what could be either a crowded mall, a movie theater, an airport, or even another school. “As soon as the Parkland shooting happened, party leaders banded together, declared ‘Enough is enough,’ and immediately began formulating a way to talk out of their asses via their social media accounts while doing nothing to create, strengthen, or better enforce basic gun laws. This measure to squander their unique opportunity to pass legislation that puts an end to the maddening cycle of gun violence is very popular right now, and will likely continue to be championed until the next group of innocent men, women, and children are brutally slaughtered.” Sources added that the plan has a high chance of surviving, as it has the full support of the NRA.

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Im having trouble explaining this to myself, the fuck?

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So Stormy Daniels, Aka: The Ex-Pornstar who was paid to sleep with Donald Trump in a case of Adultery literally no one was surprised by, released an Interview talking about the experience. And one of the things she mentioned was that he was watching Shark Week and was obsessed with it in the most Trump way ever. I’ll post a little exert cuz from that Interview because it contains more gold than the entirety of 45′s tacky as fuck apartment: “The strangest thing about that night — this was the best thing ever. You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, “I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.” He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know.” And because every intelligent person in the world has firmly taken the stance of “If I want to be able to look myself in the mirror tomorrow, I will do the opposite of everything Donald Trump does”, Everyone started donating to Shark Charities in an amazing example of collective beneficial pettiness. I’m thinking there’s a marine biologist out there right now somewhere like “Listen if we can just get him to say he hates Sharks on live TV we could repopulate the entire fucking ocean by 2019.”