i review birds in video games

inspired by @videogamecows and @horse-reviews, he/him, bird enjoyer. icon is apollo animalcrossing, header is satan himself

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(inspired by @videogamecows and @horse-reviews, sorry for the tags)

Send in birds from video games and ill review them! simple premise, so idk what to put in this pinned post,

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hello! sorry for the break yet again, ive been very busy. will be back at some point!

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the chicks from Slime Rancher. there's actually a lot of types and ages but i wanna know what you think of the babys specifically. you can get an achievement by tossing them into an incinerator

6/5

love their little patterns :]

chicken consultant:

"thangs ... why do they look like that

3/5 points docked for indescribable horrors /j

actually giving em a 4/5. i like the variety but not necessarily the shapes"

consultant redemption arc /silly

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could you do any or all of the playable birds from animal jam classic... there is a toucan, penguin, eagle, owl, great horned owl, falcon, and flamingos. there's also concept art for ostriches apparently which i was Not aware of???

(note ab the ostriches: turns out they were a poll option that lost to falcons back in 2016, so it's technically official art, but not of a bird that's actually in the game. still gonna show it bc i like its big ol legs)

the reviews (not of all the birds, just the ones i felt like talking ab):

2/5

can't explain how but i do not like this man

5/5 perfectly servicable toucan. love how small :] also someone on the wiki has one named walking thedog??? obsessed

10/5 out of personal bias alone

HELL YEAH BROTHERRR docked point for the default eagle being a bald eagle + the falcon's wack ass default colors but one added back for this name

wretched speedybird....

owl reviews:

"lovely shapes!!! i do wish that their head was less square but i know animal jams got a bit of a square artstyle. 5/5"

my review is pretty much the same but i like the square heads

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my bitchass son jet the hawk

8/5

points docked for not being too recognizable as a hawk (coloration doesn't Help bc he looks like a macaw but also give this man some fluff asap) + i just don't like how many different bright colors there are in his design gonna be honest. how many splashes of color does one man need. however he looks like a prick so i love him and every time i see this ask i lose it

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hummingbird, alex's mobs. FYI, he also drinks nectar

10/5

this ask convinced me to put alex's mobs on a server that was already gonna have to be forge

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The Parrot from Psycard

5/5

I love how expressive he is! also why is the wiki written like that wh "I mean, it's a bird dude. Specifically, it's a blue-and-gold macaw. Look at its majestic beak." why is this written like a video game walkthrough from 2009

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I'm very sorry if you've reviewed this before, tumblrs search system is kinda awful, but how about Aknosom from Monster Hunter?

6/5

so regal lookin, i love its headdress :]

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Yatagarasu from shin megami tensei

10/5

GENDER. beak and feet aren't fully crow-like but i love this guy

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Sonic Bird from Yugioh

4/5

ok we love raptors on this here blog but why do its feathers. do that ? is that why it needs the jetpack?

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the huebirds of happiness from rhythm heaven!

5/5

I love them. Colorful and adorable. Points docked bc their minigame looks like my personal hell, however i do agree wholeheartedly with "tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet!" truer words have never been spoken

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It’s time we discuss the ChickenCow from Adventure Quest Worlds

i dont think so

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0/5

i dont think so

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Uh. The hiatus was a bit long. But i will go draft and queue some things and the blog will be back soon!

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Hi

Inspo from @vg-bird-reviews

hope you enjoy

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HELLO!!!! this blog is inspired by @vg-bird-reviews and ran by @snickeringdragon !

i review and rate dragons from media and the such! i mean id rate a real dragon too but im not sure youll be able to find one of those.

to answer the question "what counts as a dragon?", whatever your heart desires! if you arent sure it counts or not, send it anyways! ill rate it even if i think it shouldnt count, dragons are anything!

posts that arent reviews will be tagged "not review", posts that ARE reviews but i personally dont deem draconid enough will be tagged "dragonish review", and reviews that everyone agrees is a dragon will be tagged "dragon review". any review will also be tagged with simply "review"

oh by the way. my sona (as seen above) is a 10/10. i rule

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gonna go on another short hiatus btw

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submissions are still not working for me

mildly confused 5/5

ok delightful little guy but . can people submit things on anon now ??