The villain of the Story @vialvillain - Tumblr Blog

I wish Tumblr wasn't so... Old. It's actually a pretty easy platform (except for the algorithm but what algorithm isn't messed up these days) to understand and the question option is easier. I wish they added a little tab where questions can be scrolled through instead of them taking up post things sometimes, but the questions are easy to find and you don't have to go through stories instead. It's easier to ask things and post things, and has a nice format unique to other things I've seen. I wish more people were on it, at least.

#tumblr #thoughts

movedtoaplace

So I was in class and the teacher was doing a review and asking us questions and stuff; my mic was broken so I couldn't speak and could only use the chat option on zoom. I was putting the answers there, as fast as I can type, and I noticed she wasn't really calling on me or saying stuff like "that's right, Somer!".

then we get to a question that I answered very fast at in the chat. No one knew it, and I noticed one guy looking kind of confused (his name John). Then she calls on someone and asked the question, she didn't answer. Then she calls on me. I put it again in chat, and said my mic was broken which is why I'm not speaking. She told me that I wasn't participating and that if I wasn't going to (same as the other girl who actually wasn't), I should leave. John starts laughing hysterically as I type in "you're kidding"

he told the teacher that my mic was broken and that if you look in the chat there is this river of answers that you have to scroll down, and that I am participating. She apologizes to me, and continues throughout the class to check the chat for my answer and tell me if I'm right or what ever. Bless you John, bless you. We all need to be like John, and help the helpless.

vialvillain

The sheer chaos that can happen in zoom calls both astounds me and doesn't at the same time.

"People say they want an escape from reality and their responsibilities and then pick healer or tank"

You imbecile, you hattyfatner, you absolute unit of pickles! I don't choose healer so that I can heal people, I choose healer so that I can watch the world burn as I continuously throw myself into oblivion and then heal myself afterwards just so I can do it again!

I choose healer because If I mess up then it's fine and it's a fantasy game and won't hurt me in real life, and if anything I can just derail it entirely if I feel like it.

I choose healer so that I can play chess master with my teammates and see who I'd like to keep till the end and who I'd kill first, and if they want my power of healing they have to beg or die.

Don't tell me I'm not escaping my responsibilities! I'm just doing what I've been wanting to do for the longest time, derailing everything and be a being of mass chaos while everyone else suffers in the crossfire.

Weird face hiding aside, I forgot my mask going to the store so I gathered stuff to makeshift this. That's a violin cleaner pinned to my hair by Bobby pins. I couldn't breathe well but at least I was wearing something!

#masks #Wear a mask #graphic design #product design #funny

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You are a orphan that is being raised by a large dragon and she’s very protective of you. One day, a party of adventurers finds you.

vialvillain

Pete's Dragon

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You’re a necromancer that has been run out of every town you’ve ever settled in for being who you are. You wipe tears out of your eyes as you dig a deep hole, finding solace in your work. Your shovel bangs against bones and you stop, tears suddenly forgotten. Dinosaur bones. Now they’ll pay.

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ZOMBIE DINOSAUR!!

movedtoaplace

Y’all are making the wrong vampire movies

I don’t want a movie about a girl falling in love with this dude that looks like uncooked chicken, I want one where older looking vampires are constantly being barged about not having life insurance by their human friends and constantly being told by life insurance people to get it otherwise they are considered “selfish and stubborn”. Also why don’t they go to the hospital and don’t have any doctor insurance at all?

Don’t approach me with a story about a girl who becomes an uncooked chicken vampire hunter through convenience, give me a story about how a vampire kid tells their friends that they have xeroderma pigmentosum as a cover for why they don’t go out during the day, and their friends response is “so your a vampire!” as a joke and they are paranoid because mommy told them not to tell anyone!

I don’t care of how this girl wants two uncooked chicken vamp bros, I care about the story of the real estate vampire that shows homes and every time has to trick their costumers into welcoming them into the house before they begin.

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I love these and I want people to make them into actual stories because you can do so much with them!!