i’m back, mouthbreathers

look out world, I’ve got watery bowels

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[foodandfriends]

why are literally the most beautiful girls in the world working meenynum wage type retail jobs. girl youshould be. in a temple. writing poetry. god. I don't fucking know

[jaykanashimi]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

[memewhore]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

i don't even know what i would do if i had an outie belly button. i think i would have just given up on everything by now

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when ocean levels keep rising because of climate change

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

[campyvillain]

Is the fish picture cute?

Rating: NO

This fish is clearly in distress. The fish is stationary, also known as the “freeze” response, indicating an enormous feeling of panic within the animal. The water is far too shallow for a fish of this size, and keeping a fish in a bathtub is unsanitary, both for you and the fish. This is not a healthy environment for a fish to be in, both physically and mentally, as the shock of the unfit living condition can severely lower a fish’s life expectancy - it is not cute, it is not trendy, and it is not worth the aesthetically pleasing instagram shots. Please stop treating animals like toys.

[tenmiceinacoat]

"oh you know him"

[vodka-bot]

[luisonte]

[myceliaes]

@wizardpotions

[willwillzums]

she took the moonlight greatsword in the divorce

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[imposterogers]

not a movie about an animated hedgehog filming outside and using more visual stand ins than an average marvel film 😶

[bubbleteaandguacamole]

[eggsinthewind]

Paris, France 14 July, 1789

[imp]

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

[hellsite-yano]

having strict parents will do that to you

[tdwhisperer]

Having autism will do that

[probably-lucifer]

Having ADHD will do that to you

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

Being LGBT will do that to you

[hero-in-high-tops]

[37q-archive]

have you tried yelling

i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling

[beetlebongos]

I want all the microplastics in me to gather together n come out of my face as a pair of sunglasses

[stream]

Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[weaver-z]

Not to be freaky on main but does anyone else literally not perceive the D in the Disney logo as the letter D? I have to concentrate my full attention on it to stop seeing it as a fucked up backwards G. When I read the actual logo in my head, I read it as “_isney” or “G(?)isney” because my brain doesn’t want to mentally pronounce the “unidentifiable letter.” What is wrong with me,

[weaver-z]