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cicadaland

Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention

mrsterlingeverything

How it feels to be me

objekt-a

#have never seen another photo that I relate to more than this one actually

milfsisyphus

“we’re being queerbaited again” stop acting like a pond catfish that can be baited with a piece of hot dog. some of us used to be blue marlin on the open ocean. it took them 12 years to reel us in.

brightereyes

Smell of lilacs wafting on spring breeze incident 10 smiled 7 filled with joy

kayvsworld

the cinematic migraine experience of spending the entire day like “why do i feel so bad so Suddenly what the fuck Triggered This what did i DO” and then hearing an ominous clap of thunder. and being like. ah. barometric pressure

kayvsworld

sitting here getting increasingly grumpy all day like “ok but what is with the body-wide Unease why are the joints & muscles misbehaving why is my head made of elastic bands what have i DONE” & then got a notification for a severe thunderstorm warning. barometric pressure you motherfucker

toasthaste

no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

omtai

love downloading a pdf to never read. just in case. like lol. you’re coming home with me

capacity2

The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.

#stop. looking into my brain. okay.

velvetys

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

should-be-sleeping

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

should-be-sleeping

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

justprettygay

should-be-sleeping

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

should-be-sleeping

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

busket

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"