A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this
tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten

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A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this
tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten
The Iron Giant (1999)
panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games
Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.
Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”
Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”
My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)
they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”
who thought it was a good idea to hand 12 year old girls razors & be like. use this incredibly sharp tool to remove ALL the hair on your body every single week or else you will henceforth feel like a Disgusting Beast :-)! whose idea was that
freud: EVERY dude wants to fuck his mom and and EVERY girl wants to fuck her dad and also wants to be a man secretly
men: WOW!!!!!!!!!
“In the 1890s, when Freud was in the dawn of his career, he was struck by how many of his female patients were revealing childhood incest victimization to him. Freud concluded that child sexual abuse was one of the major causes of emotional disturbances in adult women and wrote a brilliant and humane paper called “The Aetiology of Hysteria.” However, rather than receiving acclaim from his colleagues for his ground-breaking insights, Freud met with scorn. He was ridiculed for believing that men of excellent reputation (most of his patients came from upstanding homes) could be perpetrators of incest. Within a few years, Freud buckled under this heavy pressure and recanted his conclusions. In their place he proposed the “Oedipus complex,” which became the foundation of modern psychology. According to this theory any young girl actually desires sexual contact with her father, because she wants to compete with her mother to be the most special person in his life. Freud used this construct to conclude that the episodes of incestuous abuse his clients had revealed to him had never taken place; they were simply fantasies of events the women had wished for when they were children and that the women had come to believe were real. This construct started a hundred-year history in the mental health field of blaming victims for the abuse perpetrated on them and outright discrediting of women’s and children’s reports of mistreatment by men.”
— Lundy Bancroft, Why Does He Do That?: Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men
Why Does He Do That? [EPUB] and [PDF]
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME
It’s important to note that most affluent women of the time weren’t in control of finances. When they sought out Freud for therapy, a male relative usually had to sign off on the bill in order for Freud to get paid.
Freud’s 180 always gets presented as “Freud saw that his colleagues disagreed and that caused him to reevaluate his viewpoint” but money could have been an equally powerful motivator
When you write papers outing affluent men as abusing women those affluent men stop paying for the women to receive therapy
Only real gamers remember
the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell
me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do
google: elevate and apply pressure
me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else
men like the joker because clown recognizes clown, all part of the same clown fraternity honk sigma pi
*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*
before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did
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every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough
good morning! what a wonderful day to normalize straight girls having crushes on trans guys and straight guys having crushes on trans girls!
terfs don;t even fuckign look at this post thanks
Hey op? good post
just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas